MQTA S4 E3… WARNING::::: JUBE Episode :::::... Sex in Harry Potter… Cooling down during the hot summer with Ice Pop and Adrian wants a Double Fudge Lolly… Guess what I got in the box and put it in your mouth… Welcome to the wonderful world of Poop Tag…MQTA Radio

Shenanigans!!! Lots and lots of Shenanigans!!!! And the what's up your Butthole song!!!MQTA Radio

MQTA S4 E1…. Sweating a Penis can be mistaken for a nose and embarrass your kids… Horney Corns can be a “Richard-Head”… IKEA in China is very exciting for one woman… Full Five Finger Betty…MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E99… It’s Adrian’s Birthday… Boob Tape and the Wang controversy… Someone decides to display their Harvey Dent in a Swimsuit… Tips on how to have sex in secret with kids in the house all the time… Nyquil Smoothies… Is that a fart or is your phone vibrating…MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E98… Imagine if you have sex and get stuck for MILLIONS of years… Things are bad at the Post Office and Michelle and Heather want to start painting… Smurf Mushroom Paintings too… Don’t show off your Oyster Vagina on a First Date… What do you do when you want a Big Vagina… Brits are craving Arby’s during Lock-Down and Sex Shops are selling o…

MQTA S3 E97… Kitchen, not just for cooking anymore… Guess what you can get a Fleet and Farm… When you watch the Bake-Off, see if you can spot the Vagina… But wait…. What about the Horse Radish who impersonates a Willy… There is a Lee Sandwich… You can’t join the Army if you have a Penis on your leg… There is a tattoo gun in the MQTA Studio… Don’t t…

MQTA S3 E96… A groom went off on his own and it got a little fishy… If you are feeling like a pasta dish during the lock-down, look for fun shapes that will bring your spirits UP… Give me a marker and I will make your wall stand out – forever… A playground better suited for adults… Rim jobs are a big NO during the virus… Have you seen the Butts of …

MQTA S3 E95… “Dinky One” will help get dates for men who are less impressive… The “Drunk Jedi” strikes again… Birthday cake turns into a blue Weenis… Adrian is “Jubed-up” again…. The best bath happens to a mom who starts to make shapes with Bubbles… A jumper decided to go for it and got a pole got him in the sweet spot and the beans fell out of the…

MQTA S3 E94…. What happens when you break your Weenis in a Sex Club in Berlin… Flying around, a pilot decides to become Picasso and finds it hard…. There is a man with elongated Weenis from Mary Jane… Potatoes only belong in one human hole (maybe not) and is not a cure for Speed Bumps… If you shove a Potato up your A$$ won’t get rid of Adrians….…

MQTA S3 E93… While in Prison make sure a rat doesn’t bite your cheese or you won’t be able to have sex… Seagulls fight over a large vibrating hotdog… They say that carrots are good for your eyes but a guy sees a bit more than he bargained for… A guy stops eating after he got caught and thrown in jail after eating his dates testicles… Snitches get s…

MQTA S3 E92… If you happen to get a flat hotdog from work, surgery may make you hardened for a long time… An Amazon customer got a package that has satisfied her, and it feels like 100 Angels… A soccer player has been sentenced to five years after having a hotdog in the car park… A woman thinks a balloon scoreboard is gross and you will too!!!…

MQTA S3 E91… Bum Oil or a Can or Paint… Elvis Presley is stealing Vaginas from Peaches & Cream… Couples have many requests at hotels like Jizz and Corn…. Bum Grapes and Marvin GayMQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E90… Sex on the Beach means stop… Vagina Juice or Signature Scent…. When you celebrate a fantastic goal you might see someone with a helicopter… Someone is running around stealing and shrinking Willies so watch out for the Penis Snatcher… Congo Taxi Willy….MQTA Radio

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MQTA S3 E89…. Learn about an Oyster Stew Candle… And a “Weenis” Candle that is more expensive… Exploding “Weenis’” that only need toothpicks and a band-aid but it might look like a carrot… There is something about MARY and one man just loves it… Do you have that Sexual Peeling?? Watch it or you may get a rash!!!…

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MQTA S3 E77…. The BIG 250th Episode…. Guests in Studio….. JUBES!!!.... Every woman carries a puppet with her… Thigh Gaps and Watermelons… Elephant Eyelash Pants… Super-sized memory foam Pillows for women for Christmas… Sex Toy Advent Calendar… When you lose your toe, put it in your drink!!!MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E76…. Parental Advisory: Scott Makes an appearance…. Nub Rubs for a 2 day erection…. Angel’s Banjo makes beautiful music… A hairdo makes an uprising… Someone gets booked for stealing his own Weenis…. Adrian gets a leather doughnut for his cell phone… Michelle gets the bucket… Public Service Announcement about Cock-fishing…. Watch out for th…

MQTA S3 E75…. Do you fancy having an affair with a fantasy creature/ possibly a miniature pony??.... Heather wants a big one for Christmas…. Big feet don’t mean a whopper… A boyfriend has done the most wonderful thing for his girlfriend and now all she must decide is lemon or lime!!!MQTA Radio

More Shenanigans ensue....MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E73….. This bride did not get the crap scared out of her but her dress said otherwise…. Now you can tell if you’re “In The Mood” from the inside… Naked Attraction contestant has a Bat Cave but no superhero is present… Nothing can be finer than a visit to the Vagina Museum and the visit from the Impossible Whopper… Super Massive Black Holes……

MQTA S3 E72…. When you are in construction, please don’t get a nut stuck on your head… Someone killed a chicken in the Studio… Not only can you use vinegar for pickles but it can tighten your VJ…. Sad Turkey…. Make sure when you visit a Holy place to splash everything playfully!! A man lands on his backside and now his penis is turning to bone!!!…

MQTA S3 E71… A man feels pretty strongly that he wants to be Bigger because he only has a little grub (and get cut at the same time)…. Now YOU can make porn movies near Joan Collins Mansion apparently… Adrian has a case of “Athlete’s Willy”…. Now you can stay in a house with it’s own dungeon… and learn about Bald Vulture’s chewing on a worm… Perhap…

MQTA S3 E70… Penis in the Victorian era was Mashing Potatoes… When you are hot, make sure that you get some freezer pops (perhaps Banana Flavored or a Bomb Pop)… Or if you want to keep your man cool you can buy him Freezer Pants… Adrian has an incredible voice you can’t miss… What is the difference between a Fairy and a Famine and a Ghost Sex Toy……

MQTA S3 E68…. Someone’s dog fetched a big play THINGY with a Rosey Tip…. Make sure you go to the Animal Shelter in just your underwear because you might see NOTHING… If you want to lose fat you must get Physical and feel the vibration… What the hell is Hay-Mife and compression socks for Granny… GET THE BUCKET!! Giving someone the finger can make yo…

MQTA S3 E69…. Take me home, bumpy road. It gets me excited!!!.... Naked Homeless Man runs after a dog with a bone in mouth… Brazilian Bombshell make $240K a year posting pics of her bum… Ghost of a masturbating ape hangs out at a mansion….MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E67… Gummie Weenis’…. Don’t seduce men with Glossy Libs and Lubed Legs… If you have a sore back, try to find a woman in Stilettos to walk on your back (Heather is taking up a collection for someone to wear Golf shoes and do it!!)….Share the love in your kitchen with a meat tenderizer and waffle iron and crock pot…. Now you can buy Unicorn N…

MQTA S3 E66…. Flea with a Porn Star Penis…. Important Meeting being broadcast on a newscast? Please use the cat filter if you are serious!!... Superman makes an appearance… Foreskin Facials abound… Someone gets the Shocker!!... Don’t put an Onion Ring on your face… Feeling the squeeze in your relationship… and finally, if you want to live longer, c…

MQTA S3 E65… An Engagement Ring that really takes it up the Bum… You can not use a vacuum hose and vacuum PERIOD or make sure to use the Crevasse Cleaner… Throw away your Razors as the new trend is coming back with FULL force… Pubic Hair Transplants… Buy a new product to make your area sweet like Churros or Fruit Salad in your Furry Basket… and Hea…

MQTA S3 E64…. One of the funniest episode endings ever!!! Adrian takes a snake to a Vegetarian…. Riding a bike can give you a 9 Day Erection that gets a Grade 4… Watch out for the new Sex Toy on the Market… A woman lost her memory by having a number 2… Chad wants to eat more Cheese… Adrian becomes speechless and almost dies… There are mice that nee…

MQTA S3 E63…. You need to choose what you wear on TV carefully or there may be a cock fight… Don’t invite your new husband’s Crotch Goblin to the wedding… You can now modify your body to add speed bumps to your Weenis… France is handing out nice little blue pills to help keep men’s morals UP… Don’t upset your ex-girlfriend or she just might pop you…

MQTA S3 E62… Adrian blows out Zoobas… Hot Mess Yoga… Solo Sex is better than Yoga… Parks have willies popping up all over… Robot Love, Hope they have a big battery for that!!... What does a Pope Mobile, Ice Cream Truck, Hearse and a Cop Car have in common??.... and Need some garlic? Don’t go looking in the Love Cave??…

MQTA S3 E61…. It’s very possible that Bigfoot may have a small Willis as a new study proves…. Michelle breaks out into Mime…. A dog tattoo turns out looking like a plucked chicken… A lady’s Milkshake can feed All the boys in the yard… Adrian almost dies from Lionel Richie… A new healthy cocktail comes with lots of swimmers (Semen Smoothie)… and Mic…

MQTA S3 E60… Learn how to crack an egg properly… Now we learn about a curvy squirrel with large breasts… Possum Love and boobs…. Llama Man loves the new plush Llama plush toy with extra parts… Foot Fetish people rejoice. Now from Sex Robot Company you can get silicone feet with built in Vaginas… Don’t get Hammer Toe or Corn on the Knob… Find Big ‘G…

MQTA S3 E59…. Men can now be penalized for penalizing…. You may want to visit the Texas Glory Hole or Wanky’s Wall… So what do you do with leftover Cadbury Eggs, Try a Fudgina!!!..... And if you are feeling blue and looking a little blue you should remove your twig and berries…. What did you get for your 14th Birthday? How about drugs, alcohol and …

Another Q & A Session for fun while we work on the flooded studio.... Sadly it looks like we are going to get 12-20" of snow this week so there may be more flooding... Send good vibes to the Studio.MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E57…. The team answers questions sent in from fans!! Learn about Ghosts… Learn how we got started… Learn how we met… SO MUCH FUN & INFO!!!MQTA Radio

MQTA S3 E56… Learn about a chocolate yoga bunny and a dog facing down… Boner Spray so you can get your pencil squeaky clean… Michelle records Super Massive Black Holes… Your Buffet has no Vegetables… Man puts up dating ad that says he wants a lady with a “innie vagina”… A woman gets turned on by an unusual nose fetish... Cake Farting… and finally, …

MQTA S3 E55… Brian and Helen from England join the crew… GoPro Willy and we don’t wanna see the Nut Wig…. A Day In The Life Of A Willy… When you get something for free with your haircut, (Like a Condom) make sure to inspect it closely…. Turn your 35ft Willy into a flower… IKEA Kama Sutra or should I say MQTA Kama Sutra… Learn how to braid a Nut Wig…