What can we do when Ambridge dishes up a week like THAT one we just had? Make a pod about it I guess. Thanks to new Patrons: Richard, Steven, Claire, James, Lauren, Luke, Caroline, Colin and Hannah, and a big up to John and Francesca for their upgrades. Name the following kittens: Death by Bonfire Cheese : Will Helen's plans hamper Fallon. Butt of …

Hey everyone. WE. ARE. BACK. Join Keri and Matthew this week as they cover Brian making his big screen debut, Darrington cooking up an event to rival 'Apple Day' and Adam going raving in the jungle. A huge, warm, mulled-cidery welcome to our SEVEN new Patrons: Tom, Steve, Frances, Debbie, Adam, Sally and Katy. Empty your pockets of the following pl…

Join us as we get into exactly what's waiting for George at Handale Prison, what's showing at Felpersham Orpheus this weekend and we ponder what might be the issue with the Ambridge tourist industry. Huge thanks to Rachel, Neil and Lara for becoming patrons and to James Griffiths who upgraded his membership. Bless you all. We're very grateful to He…

Join Keri and Matthew this week AND 22 NEW PATRONS! (shoutouts at the end you lovely people) as they kick the hornets' nest that is The Archers into the long grass. Baking in the oven, we have: Love at First Sting? : Zainab scooters into Ben's life. Bad-Time Story : Alice reads George his wrongs. Fake Off : Khalil likes to stir, but still gets his …

Hey there you lot, Matthew was almost annoyed this week, while Keri was rocking in the corner. Our entries are: Table Emotion : Wish this storyline was on a wobbly table. I GET THAT REFERENCE! : Thanks Oliver and Pat. Cop Out : Harrison isn't feeling the force. Produced by Matthew Weir It's Lonely At The Centre Of The Earth by the immensely talente…

Join Keri, Matthew, Lionel Richie, Delia Smith and Tom Archer (trying his hand at mediation) as we ponder WTF was going on in Ambridge this week. Medi-hate : Tom's a genius. Cheesed Off : Pie in the sky storyline. Dropzoned Out : Emma fails to kill Ed. Produced by Matthew Weir Delia's Cheese and Apple Pie recipe, feel free to choose your own and se…

Hey you lovely lot, Join us this week as we welcome new Patrons: Pam, Helen, Rachel, Mike, Lex, Gerard and Jesi. A tanned Keri is reunited with Matthew as they navigate an Ambridge tempest of dog-poo bins, giant sunflowers and redecorating Greenacres. Nothing else happening, was there? Litter-ally Dog Shit : Can we bin this storyline off please? Ne…

Join us this week as we interview the Horrobins. Go see Susie in this : https://millatsonning.com/shows/the-whistling/ And then go see Madeleine in this : https://www.warhorseonstage.com/ Susie has a wonderful podcast over here : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/limited-time-only/id1570332675 Produced by Matthew Weir Become a beautiful patron …

Join Keri and Matthew on tour this week as The Cider Shed is recorded and edited in various locations. We've got 'Mystic Flannels', 'Found in a Skip Fashion' and a certain someone's 4-day course into the bendy unknown. Confused? You will be. Copping a feel : Harrison and Fallon go undercover. Run to you : With lovely Laura at the cricket, does Alis…

Join us this week as Keri and Matthew celebrate the return of the prodigal plumber, discuss lying when thick and ponder what multiple scenes involving Kirsty and Denise could have done to our inner eardrums. Dhal P for Perjure : Uncle Clive spices things up. Lying Thickos : The rule is simple. If you're thick. Don't lie. You'll end up looking like …

With Matthew away on holiday and Keri off in London seeing Sheryl Crow, there wasn't much time to put a podcast together so we're giving you what we thought of the start of the week. We'll reconvene and tell you what we thought of the end of the week on the next Patreon midweeker. Hope you enjoy the slightly stripped back affair. Normal service, si…

Greetings fair listeners. This is Podcastery manifest. RIP to Jack Karlson who we (and Metallica) pay tribute to at the start of this episode, don't be alarmed. Elsewhere, hear about the latest fruity cider hitting the village shelves, who to call in case of broken hero glass and witness the miracle that is Film Warbis 84. So, relax and let Keri an…

Hello you lovely bunch. Ok, so it was a bit of a week in Ambridge, we know. But don't worry, we're here to help. Find out exactly what Ambrose has been up to, book a mediation session with Jakob and don't forget to call in to Adam's brand new podcast. Among the Rom-com titles, we dug out: Hen Don't : Barnstormer of a party or a Mani-Pedi-Tragi-Fest…

Hello fine folk of The Cider Shed. Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scrimp and save at the Cost of Living Fete, go undercover with Meat Squad and get a fair bang for their buck at Celia Sparrow's first foray on the festival circuit. Among the cheap cuts were: Shattered Myths : He don't need another hero (glass). Every Day is like Sundae : Fa…

Hello fine, foraging folk. Join Keri and Matthew this week as they play 'Dinner or Death', invite you to ALL of Bridge Farm's new fun events, and also reflect on the inconvenience of your partner turning to stone. Among the Pineapple weed, we plucked the following: Trough Day at The Office : Freddie's not enjoying his pig of a job. Weed Yourself : …

Don't miss out on The Cider Shed feature length election special. With reporters placed around the country, we brought you the latest as we got it, and sometimes even when we didn't get it. Hear the whole thing today by going to : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-2024-107971418 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Alright my lovers? Join Keri and Matthew this week as they celebrate Celia Sparrow's resounding win, plan a trip to the Wrinkley Music Festival and then, perhaps a little discreet visit to feed some ducks. Never fear, all will be explained. As will this lot, to some extent: Sub-Terfuge : Denise benches Paul in favour of Alistair Tedder Boy : George…

Greetings fine folk, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they scale the Alp that is German humour about Bonnie Tyler. And some Archers stuff, honest... Wine and Dash: Alice nabs Blue Nun. Tree's the magic number: Ed, Emma and George hit the road That boy needs therapy: Josh gets Jealous? Produced by Matthew Weir To help us out with a lovely worded 5…

Hello all, Keri and Matthew have had their manes plaited, daisies shoved in their hair and are ready to be paraded into your ears. On the village fete running order: Megxit : Bartleby rides into the sunset. Carter before the Horse : Lilian keeps the stable door open for Alice. Twist of Fete : Joy's plans are not to be sniffed at. Produced by Matthe…

Hello you smashers! Join Keri and Matthew this week as they delve into the murky election campaign of Helen Archer. We hear from the latest in equine lefty lawyerdom and we discover why some sloppy, clip-cloppy nomenclature may be holding you back. In no particular horsey order: Bush Tucker : All that's missing is Roy. Not Guilty : Alice refuses to…

Welcome you lovely lot. Join Keri and Matthew this week as they enter the sticky world of Meg Mellor, X-Rated Bartleby and Harrison's potty training with Alan. First up at the County Fair : Horse Trading : The Grundys get nagged into a sale. Stable Relationships : Paul's chap wants to open up. On Harrison's Secret Service : Alan saves a prayer for …

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they take the Footloose Trivia challenge, sneak a look at the promising new pop-up 'Markie's Meats' and hear the latest from Celia Sparrow on the campaign trail. We'll do you a sweet deal on any of these out the back of a van: Jason Meats his Maker : But is it Casey closed at the abattoir? Wrong and Whining Roadie…

Hey you lovely lot, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they go on a merry ramble across Omaha Beach via The Bull, Ambridge Hall and a lay-by on the B1985. Steak Out : The Famous, er....Three have a meating of minds. Snell is for Heroes : Lynda sends half of Ambridge to the front. Cinnamon Challenge : Jakob and Lilian decide to spare the horses. Pro…

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Jill Rescue', 'Danger Sausage' and angry pigs. Water Way to Save a Cow : Alistair gets a bit wet. Burns Out : Harrison loses the toss. Crumbling Defence : George takes the biscuit (to the pub like no one ever does) Produced by Matthew Weir To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the lin…

Hello good people! Join Keri and Matthew this week as they skip through 'The Archers', discuss the Joy of Ambridge AND The Joy of Sex. We vet Alistair, we judge The Aldridges, we even open up a portal on Keri's road just down from the launderette. We also welcome six new patrons including one who you MIGHT be familar with... Does Paul smell a rat? …

Well, that was a car-flipping week in The Archers, wasn't it? Join Keri and Matthew as they do vodka-infused doughnuts on the bridge trying to make sense of it all. Booty Callout : Paul smells a rat, or a sheep, or a ewe. Bridge Over Bubbled Water : Will Alcopops pop George to the Cop Shop? Fall of The House of Aldridge : The family knives are out …

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Murder She Wrote', The Iran-Contra Affair, Badger Bags and much, much more. A big welcome to new Patrons: Sarah, Vivien, Jennifer and Susan. Our starters for ten are: Mystic Smeg : Is Bartlelby worth a fortune? "Venison's a bit deer" : The Partridge Family go to Grey Gables. Let's Vet it On : Alistai…

Keri and Matthew umpire the following grudge matches this week on the village green : Bartleby vs Cranford Crystal. Disney Princesses vs Austin Princesses. Picky Teas (plain wrong) vs literally any other term. Mike and The Mechanics vs The World. But, the most important thing : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUPERTRAMP? There's a load of The Archers stuff to…

Hello lovely folk Join Keri and Matthew as they go to war this week over The Archers. WARNING: Keri makes some funny noises. Chelsea Blagger : Our favourite Horrobin takes the Bull and The Tearoom by the horns. On The Case : Brad mixes messages and luggage. Eggs and Runs : Listeria strikes Ambridge Produced by Matthew Weir. To help us out with a lo…

Hey you shiny, lovely lot. Join a slightly delirious Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss Keri's growing love of Harry, pay glowing tributes to Miranda and Kate and we hear the latest venture from Grundy Media: The Village Shop Testimonies. Top of the batting order are: Sounds a Little Horse : Bartleby launches the Ambridge wing of TMZ. Out F…

Hey you. There you are! Join Keri and Matthew as they return this week. There's plenty of animal magic as we discuss 'Grundy Media', elaborate, overwrought egg races and there's an exclusive Cider Shed listener chance to avail yourself of the 2025 item EVERYONE is after. Spoons at the ready for: Egg Nob : George and Eddie hatch an awful Easter plan…

Hello everyone, as you probably know, we're having a little break from the regular pod this weekend. Normal service will resume shortly. Over at our Patreon there's a bumper Easter episode released as a little thank-you. Join us as we travel back to Easter 2014 in Ambridge, the week before Tom and Kirsty were to tie the knot, witness a Chrisifixtio…

Hey you lovely lot. Join Keri and Matthew this week as they ride Badger The Wonder Horse into town. Saddle up because we've got the following varmints in our sights: Poacher turned Wicket Keeper : New Robert gets egged on by Tracy. Hannah Bull-Letcher : Does Chris fancy a life of Riley? Sett The Controls : George plans to rein supreme with Badger's…

No sign of Harry this week but, come on William! We needs answers! (are you going to fund the tree surgery business or what?) Join Keri and Matthew in Jocky Wilson's hot tub as they discuss Cherry Brandy, Keri going royal spotting at a George Michael tribute act gig and 1970's TV show 'Survivor'. Also, see if you can spot the moment one of your hos…

Let Keri and Matthew whisk you away to the animal medicine store cupboard for a bit of heavy vetting. As well as The Archers, you'll find an in depth review of 'Spencer' The Movie, a tour of Ambridge's escape rooms and find out what we wouldn't do for love. BUT, we will do these: ChrisAlice (say it quickly) : Martha's parents watch her turn into a …

All aboard! Join Keri and Matthew as they navigate the canals of your mind. The following locks have been opened. Horseplay costs lives : Harry's got no chill. Get to the Chopper : Neil and Susan watch Justin getting wood. It's an Unfair Cop : Harrison joins Alistair and Marky in the 'no one asked mate' fessing up tradition. Jim is back : That's it…

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they doomscroll through Bruce Titchener's Tiktok, discuss Bristol's macabre pub doors and what car Harry drives. It's Not Tree Surgery : Emma and Ed get wood (and a loan). Skin Trade : Tony gives Natasha a hiding. There's a Spark : David goes Electric with Vince. Produced by Matthew Weir. To help us out with a lov…

Ahoy you wonderful lot. This week Keri pays tribute to Simon Bates for some reason and Matthew remembers exactly where he was when Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presented The Brits. DO YOU??? In between 'Cherry Flings' and 'Flying Elbows', we tried to recall the following: Horsing Around: Harrison gets saddled with a slaughtered Harry. Cock and Bull: …

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss Harry and Mummy, Adam's lol-factory and Keri faces her toughest ever quiz. There are a host of new board games from The Cider Shed for you to get all giddy about too. Through the viewing window we espied: Culture Wars : Susan and Clarrie leave a welcoming present in Adam's wellies. Under Starter's Ord…

Hey there you fashionable lot. Come join Keri and Matthew as they build bridges with every possible demographic you can think of. We'll see you down the front of a Jolene gig for the following: Bull/Dog : Kenton gets chummy with a four-legged friend. On the Casey : Vince investigates Borchester's dumbest criminals while Jolene stands by her man. Re…

Let Keri and Matthew shepherd you through the graveyard of your deepest Ambridge desires. Hear our Keri get a furball at the thought of Brian's mortality, Helen gets her eggs out at a society reception and Ambridge Madonna Vogues for the very last time (possibly). Oldest drinking topics were: Hay Fever: Lilian gets all dirty for Harry. Purrrfect Da…

Hey Kiddos! Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss lambing, David Soul and Mark Morrison. In between a few massages we managed to look over : Is there an Echo in here?: Local journalist Rebecca investigates, but at what price? It's no Ewes: Ed gets fleeced on Blue Monday. Nip it in the bud! : It's a new dawn and Brian is feline good. The '…

Join Keri and Matthew as they segway their way through Pat's joyous birthday, Henry's therapy and Lily's indecent proposal. We've got all the latest messages from our Borsetshire sponsors and Ambridge Madge comes back for a second Vogue-around. While you're here, perhaps we could interest you in the following: Exit Through The Grift Shop: Retail's …

Strike a pose with Keri and Matthew as they discuss The Rochelle Factor, The Earl of St Germans on the catwalk and Tracy joining the church of Scientology. In between goes on each other's chocolate dartboards, we aimed for: Bull Shot : Brian suffers Lillian's swigs and arrows. Whole Lotta Pony : Has Chris bought a beast of burden? It's a Titch up! …

We're here to ring in the New Year with you all and we'll be expecting Christmas family dinner style arguments about the following: Suets you Sir: A shop-shy Ed tells Jazzer he wants to branch out. A Load of New Pony: Chris buys Martha Harry in a pony suit. Flirty Harry: Seems the latest horsey toff Feels lucky. Mr Loverman: We pay tribute to Ian P…

Season's greetings everyone! As this year wraps up, join Keri, Matthew and a'popping-back-in-Peter as they cast their eyes back to the hateful, fateful Christmas of 2016. Peter also steps up and tests his recent Archers knowledge in a festive mini quiz, with stunning results! Jill vs Toby. Ruth vs David. The Carol Singer Pervs vs Susan's fishpond. …

Hey gang, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they wander through Waterloo Station in search of a pub called The Bell. It WILL make sense once you listen. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To help us out with…

This week join Keri and Matthew as they badger their way through the minutiae of your favourite village of the damned. Pluck It! : Clarrie feels like a Turkey voting for Christmas in July. Flapjack Felons : Shoplifters Tom and Natasha unite and take over. Homes under The Scammer : Who is our mystery phone buyer? Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Char…

What's cooking you lot? Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux. Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics. Just resting out of the oven are: Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship? Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom. The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laugh…

This week in The Cider Shed, we cast our eye back to 1964...... calm down, just kidding, September 2018. Get your pig pheramones on and come dancing! No spoilers but here's the omnibus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr1J3jyvi8&t=9s Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=…