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Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott (The Slurred Kind LLC)

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Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special s ...
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Close Encounters

The Guardian

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In this podcast, journalist and sex educator Alix Fox visits individuals and couples who have something interesting to say about their past and present loves, taking us through their sexual encounters from the first time to the last. It will be messy, sometimes sticky and often downright rude. So you might want to wear headphones
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Have you ever met a celebrity, idol, someone you’re obsessed with, and you get so starstruck you do or say the actual dumbest thing you could do or say? Join comedians Bethany Van Delft, Nick Chambers & friends as they tell cringeworthy tales of uncomfortable and embarrassing encounters with celebrities idols, crushes, whoever. the favorite story gets a do-over by house sketch group, The Redo Crew.
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Close Encounters of the Podcast Kind

Nick and Tasker

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CEOTPK is an independent comedy-horror-sci-fi variety show about aliens, conspiracies, cryptids, and current events! // ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING // Hosted by Nick, an irate and upcoming UFOlogist with a mission to reveal The Truth, and Tasker, a skeptical nerd trying to keep the show from being canceled. /// JOIN OUR OFFICIAL DISCORD: https://discord.com/b6CT5MX /// FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/ceotpk ///
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In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompti…
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Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," the…
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In this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of …
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Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to pa…
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In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneake…
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In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring…
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In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre…
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In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on I…
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In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks…
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In the next thrilling expedition through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, Joeba & Ripley, joined by the ever-logical Zero-Frux, navigate the twists and turns of the Mandella Effect. As they brace for the unexpected, they ponder alternate realities where memories are as fluid as a beer keg at Oktoberfest. The journey challenges perceptions, blurrin…
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In this special episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba & Ripley embark on a nostalgic journey through the cosmos, reminiscing about Joeba's late father, Commander Rick, a dedicated Star Trek enthusiast. As they navigate the Black Swirl, they stumble upon old Federation logs and embark on a voyage through his adventurous tales. Throu…
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In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the p…
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In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines, highlighting bizarre Valentine's Day gifts, broken-hearted zoo scenario’s, and more! The duo t…
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In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Headline articles, the two discuss the possibilities of the infamous ‘Planet X’ debacle that have h…
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In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies …
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In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the…
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Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift...Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!The Lowe…
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In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delv…
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“We're two space pirates on a mission tonightTo capture footage of Santa Claus in flightGot our mics and our cameras, ready to rollGonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh)Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wildTwo broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riledSanta's on our radar, and he won't escape,We're gonna make this podcast…
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During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter wit…
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“Sittin' by the fire with my favorite drink in handTurn on the podcast, it's time to take a standClose Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in townTalkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around)[Chorus]Oh-oh, it's a throwback Christmas episodeYeah, we're rockin' out with these crazy hosts (crazy hosts, yeah)Close Encoun…
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In this hair-raising installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves on a wooded planet in the Alpha Sigma Sigma System. What begins as a quaint camping trip takes a hairy turn when strange sounds emerge from the forest, hinting at the presence of an otherworldly Bigfoot. Amid crackling campfir…
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In this latest cosmic journey aboard The Black Swirl, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves traversing the vast reaches of a new system. As they ponder the seemingly eternal voyage, they delve into the intriguing realm of cosmic nerds and geeks, both real and imagined. From powerful beings and dudes with cool gadgets to real-world visio…
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In this interstellar installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott gather inside the cockpit of The Black Swirl to celebrate their unique rendition of Thanksgiving: "Thanksfornothing." Rather than focusing on the conventional feast, the duo dives headfirst into the cosmic calamities and worst-case scenarios,…
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In this episode of Close Encounters, Joeba and Ripley embark on a daring adventure to the Artcic Circle, driven by their pursuit of uncovering hidden secrets and conspiracies. Although a mythical structure from Joeba’s dreams remains elusive, a surprising discovery on the icy continent leaves them in awe and excitement, suggesting that there may be…
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In this uproarious second installment of the "Florida Man Challenge," Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves trapped in a comical time loop, thanks to a temporal rift caused by their ship's reboot. To break free, they embark on a wild journey down the Florida Man rabbit hole once more. With a fresh and explicit twist, they introduce the "Flori…
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In this hair-raising Halloween edition of Close Encounters, our hosts, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott, embark on a treacherous journey aboard an enigmatic derelict alien ship, a setting eerily reminiscent of the iconic 'Alien' franchise. Lost amidst the darkness of this cosmic labyrinth, they navigate their surroundings while indulging in their tradem…
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During this hour’s cosmically comical journey, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in an unexpected encounter with a pre-space faring alien culture.. Their adventure takes them through the usual peculiar news articles, including a bizarre lung discovery and not-so-ussual events in Peru and Las Vegas. They then delve deep into the worl…
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In this episode titled "Artificial Intoxication," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a mission to Vanadium 4. However, they find themselves dealing with their ship's AI, Zero-Frux, who has developed a new attitude after some makeshift repairs. They delve into discussions about the potential domination of AI, imagining a future where machin…
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In this cosmic comeback episode, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott emerge from a mysterious hiatus, dubbing it "The Blink," which coincided with blink 182's reunion. They speculate that the universe feared their meddling with time and space while listening to the post-Tom DeLonge era of the band. With a mix of hilarity and absurdity, they reboard t…
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And we're back! Sorry it took so long to get this episode up- Parker was still recovering from their transformation into a stop motion puppet in order to star as Kat Elliott in Jordan Peele’s Wendell and Wild (just kidding; Weaver dropped their external hard drive on the ground like a dingus and lost the file). Thank you to Jhariah for the use of h…
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This episode, Bl3rds Rynn and Weaver chat with Jhariah about all things music. While Parker’s away the bl3rds will…infodump about O Brother Where Art Thou, apparently. Other topics include: West African trickster god Eshu Elegbara, Dante’s Inferno, Switchfoot, Amanda Palmer’s cover of “Surface Pressure” from Encanto, and Jhariah’s upcoming album. A…
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In part two of our Black Horror episode, special guest Kenna goes into more detail on the relationship between marginalized people and monsters, bell hooks' theory of the oppositional gaze, and what Korean media gets right about the nature of zombies. Thank you to Jhariah for the use of his song ENTER: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH Suppor…
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We invite our very first guest star unto the show because of their expertise in black horror film analysis, but we're all neurodivergent and we're so excited about the topic that we can't shut up long enough to let Kenna talk. Hear us blab about Jordan Peele, discuss our favorite zombies, plug Weaver's angsty Discworld fanfiction, dunk on W.E.B. Du…
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It's the inaugural episode of Close Encounters of The Blerd Kind! Join Rynn, Weaver, and Parker as introductions are made, hyperfocuses happen, and our Blerds try very, very hard to talk about House of The Dragon. Thank you to Jhariah for the use of his song ENTER: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO FAKING YOUR DEATH Support us at: Rynn: Tiktok: @rynnstar Youtu…
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We are going on indefinite hiatus and this is the last episode for a while or something! Thank you for the 21,700 listens and for sticking by us for over 100 episodes! FBI NOTICE: The source file of this episode and all before have been seized by the United States Government and have been left online for archival reasons. Support the show…
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It's known that humans can't get into the Galactic Federation of Light, but this religion from the stars might be the first step toward boosting our vibrations enough to ascend past our primitive status among greater species! Support the show
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The eerie conclusion to the unanswered questions and speculations about Bigfoot! We go over the most famous cases and argue about if the evidence are hoaxes or not, as well as possible explanations for the creature! Support the show
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It's Winter Break! Nick and Tasker take it easier than usual on their allotted vacation-recording and talk about their disappointments, triumphs, and successes in surviving the holiday season! Support the show
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The wait is finally over for us to cover one of the most famous, elusive, and perplexing mysteries of the cryptozoological world! We go over the biology, behavior, and the basics of what the world knows so far of the Bigfoot species! Support the show
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As we gear up for our 100th main series episode, we take a minute to reflect on what's important in life, such as what kinks are unreasonable, opinions on video game movie adaptations, and the proper amount of cheese to put on food! Support the showNick and Tasker
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