Trigger Warnings: Don't Say Gay bill, teen suicide, First Amendment rights, growing up poor, crotchety adults, Elmo, Golden Goose sneakers, parents' rights, self-harm, bisexuality, Ron DeSantis, sexualizing children, people-pleasing, real estate, brunch, color trends, gay Disney characters, $600 shoes, fun soda $ vintage candy, distressed jeans, th…

Trigger Warnings: war, refugees, civilian casualties, child abuse, racism, Ukraine, Putin, Greg Abbot, 90s nostalgia, pineapple skins, trans kids, Babi Yaga, the algorithm, gender-affirming care, authoritarianism, Eurocentrism, good skin, supportive parenting, Sunflower seeds, cursing your enemies, embroidery, accessorizing, improv games We are dri…

Trigger Warnings: body hair, death, the gender binary, Costco, Jonathan Van Ness, armpit curl patterns, grieving, crack pipes, traditional femininity, capitalism, Wordle, Duck Duck Go, Marco Rubio, impossible beauty standards, carbonated beverages, laser hair removal, Buzzfeed, pandemic hobbies, Queer Eye, Limited Too, dermaplaning, fugly sluts, nu…

Trigger Warnings: ADHD, fatphobia, the white-cis-heteropatriarchy, Joe Rogan, concern trolling, TikTok, textile weaves, comment sections, Ritalin, side hustles, palm fronds, eurocentric beauty standards, Lizzo, the Send Jeffrey to Space Fund (aka Amazon), faulty data sets, ketamine, Instagram filters, silk pillowcases, censorship, singing, lizard b…

Trigger Warnings: brides, fatphobia, book banning, CRT, the Duggars, weight loss, white dresses, bell hooks, botox, diet soda, critical race theory, relationship goals, beauty checklists, proposal stories, Jessica aka DressedByJess, red herrings, trauma, censorship, custom puzzles, banana leaf wallpaper We're drinking Coca Cola and Yerba Maté. Send…

Trigger Warnings: 2021, holiday bullshit, hos (the santa kind & the other kind), bummers, grief, omicron, voting rights, anxiety disorders, holiday lewks, ASMR, dermatillomania, grief, high heels clicking, the fall of democracy, dope album drops, deep spiritual work, vaccines, January 6, the filibuster, books, dyke rock, ADHD, joyful non-attachment…

Trigger Warnings: mentally unstable white male method actors, the Supreme Court, femicide, abortion rights, sexual abusers & harassers, Brett Kavanaugh, the artistic process, Jeremy Strong, cobblers, prime numbers, healthy boundaries, Roe vs. Wade, vintage Nintendos, The Church of Viola Davis, individual rights, Christmas movies, extreme amounts of…

Trigger Warnings: grief, Covid loss, mental health care, Stephen Sondheim, Omicron, TikTok, Ridley Scott, American exceptionalism, eating poop, Diet Coke, dog clothes, aspartame, crushed red pepper, hatred of millennials, rugged individualism, French orgasms, Broadway overtures, Jodie Comer (an adult woman), existential crises, Dante's Circles of H…

Trigger Warnings: guns, the US legal system, book bans, the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, LA bagels, preschool romance, healthy boundaries, objectum sexuals, teen vigilantes, The Giving Tree, meditation, karaoke, spreadsheets, critical race theory, festive beverages, bowling, self-defense, email templates, sexual efficiency, unconditional love, spiritual…

Trigger Warnings: daylight savings time, getting old, hyperfocus, sperm, bad feminists, philosophical concepts, Scorpio new moon, exploding cars, DUNE, food fairies, spirituality, turning into your parents, candy, Katie Porter, soylent, brunch, time blindness, brie, ADHD, mechanics, witches, the news, Gumbo We are drinking Guava São Paulo La Croix.…

Trigger Warnings: access to mental health care, at-will employment, emotional dysregulation, Dune, legal marijuana, ADHD, witch culture, Shae the Dog, Princess Peach, therapy, Vons, Halloweentown, Kaiser Permanente, antidepressants, drunkenness, apple cider, foreshadowing, grocery stores, weird incels, Spice, Party City Frankensteins, David Lynch, …

Trigger Warnings: gun safety, addiction, Halyna Hutchins, ADHD, Bette Midler, rain in LA, jazzy remixes, witches, books about witches, Stevie Nicks, DeuxMoi, angel readings, John Mulaney, halloween costumes, apple cider, the Sanderson Sisters, burping, celebrity gossip, deadly capitalism, Noodle the Pug, cozy clothes, TikTok, vegetable stock, burni…

Trigger Warnings: Joe Manchin, maladaptive daydreaming, climate change, hugging strangers, voting rights, energy policy, Bonesday, sky vibes, life coaching, coping mechanisms, the For the People Act, backyard parties, cloud hearts, houseboats, Shae the Dog, sex robots, dirty money, ShePodcasts Live, the filibuster, sweaty dance studios, corruption,…

Trigger Warnings: depression, capitalism, Dave Chappelle, worker's rights, murdering puppies, ADHD, violence against trans women, calling our ancestors, IATSE, garter catching, birthday weeks, retrofuturism, witch candles, Fraturdays, "new" media, cancel culture, lunch drunk, intersectionality, hardcover books, National Coming Out Day, accountabili…

Trigger Warnings: racism on dating shows, trauma responses, the DMV, LaCroix flavor rankings, small dark spaces, expiration dates, sensory deprivation tanks, naps, colorism, side quests, Love Island, Real ID, remixes, infrared saunas, Dear Evan Hansen, Bachelor in Paradise, baking cookies, having "a type", early 2000s UMich musical theater students…

Trigger Warnings: rape, Gabby Petito, trans and non-binary discrimination, Antoinette Perry, liquid eyeliner, #vanlife, Gen X feminists, corporate coffee, red carpets, wax, Roxane Gay, grief group, Jezebel, Kobe Bryant, candle flavors, hazing, Actor's Equity, Lindy West, Broadway hypocrisy, Law & Order: SVU, Jessica Valenti, boobs, light prop work,…

Trigger Warnings: depressive episodes, white guilt, marijuana, music theory, Steve Zahn, ADHD, Goldfish crackers, Lil Nas X, alcohol innovations, sneezing, Q-Force, laundry, Asian American romance novels, Helen Mirren, Helen Hoang, boredom, Gen Z, stupid little walks We are drinking Anna’s Cider from Vinovore. Read The Body is Not an ApologySend us…

Trigger Warnings: gluten-free vegetarianism, policing women's clothing, misophonia, migraines, Shae the Dog, involuntary food rules, tik tok, tacos, dermatillomania, raw meat, the word "cheugy", Myspace, ADHD, Baby Foot, LuLa Roe, boba, self-diagnosis, impossible tasks, sagging pants, dental hygiene, body terrorism We are drinking matcha with boba …

Trigger warnings: climate disasters, Texas abortion law, white supremacy, Jeff Bezos, school integration, boba, The Day After Tomorrow, Big Horn Sheep, objective truth, Hurricane Ida, camping, rocks, "daddy issues", compliments, Evangelicals, horse windows, Capitol Reef, believing lived experiences, lesbian necromancers in space…

Trigger Warnings: vaccine misinformation, Jeff Bezos, tarot readings, origami lilies, doing your own medical research, African nations, Birkenstocks, creativity hangovers, Utah, slumber parties, witches, Bachelor in Paradise, hot beverages, geography quizzes, pockets We are drinking Café de Olla from La Monarca Bakery. Send us your hates and loves!…

Trigger Warnings: suicide, mental illness, viruses, nature, sweaty boobs, Awards Season, baby snatching, the common cold, burning bushes, obsessive Googling, bird parenting, sad babes, yeast infections, hissing, comparison, peppermint oil, Viola Davis, the bug man If you’re in crisis, please call the Suicide Hotline at 800-273-8255. We are drinking…

Trigger Warnings: Q anon, voter suppression, child sex trafficking, infrastructure, vaccination, Lil' Nas X, misinformation, Nickelodeon theme songs, solo roadtrips, Joe "Mansion" Manchin, free speech, pitbulls, HBO's Into the Storm, satanic panic, vocal fry, ASMR, the filibuster, RV rentals, blood sneakers We are drinking Spendrift Sparkling Water…

Trigger Warnings: misogyny, racism, unemployment payments, Damn Daniel, identity theft, frog legs, stimmy checks, Birkenstocks, introversion, neck beards, pettiness, centering terrorists, specialized vegetable tools, kissing, vaccination, Officer Potts, professional cuddlers, metaphors, sex work, bikinis, Jay Baker, really bad days, Elizabeths, Mis…

Trigger Warnings: communal grieving, dead dads, Q-anon, social media, hugs, British affectations, weed print clothing, emotional voyeurism, class solidarity, crying, GameStop, reddit, pancakes, the grief police, hedge funds, Warped Tour, r/wallstreetbets, tea time, meme stocks, market manipulation, chicken tenders We are drinking coffee and tea. Ca…

Trigger Warnings: lonely holidays, seasonal depression, the rona, Country Bear Jamboree, pelvic floor muscles, meyer lemons, Happiest Season, the virgin Mary, cookies, evermore, Jingle Jangle, object permanence, targeted Facebook ads, senioritis, nativities, RBG, anti-depressants, girls doing STEM, Pete Townshend, baby Jordans We are drinking hot t…

Trigger Warnings: holiday blues, casual racism, white privilege, shower thoughts, The American Dream™, intersectional feminism, hugging, Polar Bears, ovulation, bell hooks, matcha, Glow, anti-racist Santa, bumpy ice, TSA, wrestling, fertility, traveling sailors, The Crown, poetry, therapy, South Pacific, Princess Diana, voyeurism, global warming, v…

Trigger Warnings: conservative Twitter, Lindsey Graham, public safety, campus rape, "fake news", LSU, hope, coronavirus vaccines, Aladdin, grammar nerds, qualitative data, Ed Orgeron, mRNA, covid fatigue, naked politicians, drive-in movies, immunity, Reverend Warnock, firm boundaries, double features, baby trains We are drinking Sweetwater Organic …

Trigger Warnings: democracy, law and order, white rural voters, shirtless Mitch McConnell, satsumas, Converse sneakers, Fort Bragg, Abigail Spanberger, tractors, socialism, Onlyfans, big tents, Kamala "Momala" Harris, lying, public celebration, cunnilingus We are drinking The Shell House Spiked Seltzer in Meyer Lemon. Call our complaint line! 818-5…

Trigger Warnings: diet culture, The Fuck It Diet, dog parenting, Crossfit bros, small houses, scented garbage bags, cults, body positivity, book-shaming, food rules, cinnamon brooms, coping mechanisms, gluten, TV bodies, keto, The Vow, "baby weight," capitalism, cocaine Fucking Vote. Follow Caroline @thefuckitdiet. We are drinking coffee and tea (k…

Trigger Warnings: Breonna Taylor, no-knock warrants, wanton endangerment, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, toxic theater teachers, the 2nd Amendment, twincest, Jane Fonda, the Mayan calendar, baby Hitler, mood collars, wax figurines, dog training, road trips, Mitch McConnell, lukewarm tea, the Supreme Court, dissenting, dramatic readings, Kentucky AG Daniel Ca…

Trigger Warnings: forced sterilization, private prisons, colonialism, transphobia, serial killers, J.K. Rowling, "Mississippi appendectomies", Trader Joe's, Pumpkin Spice season, travel planning, The Home Edit, goat cheese, working remote, detention centers, alphabetized spices, body shaming, deliveries, cotton candy grapes, The Fuck It Diet, the S…

Talking points: diet culture, white supremacy in policing, the patriarchy, bathroom offices, deputy gangs, cats, Supreme Court precedent, disordered eating, yearbook signatures, Sardinia, internet migraine remedies, teenage lesbians, coaching methods, luscious bellies, catharsis Learn more about the Brennan Center for Justice . We’re drinking Costc…

Talking points: fake doctors, covid propaganda, the NYPD, Karens, kidnapping protesters, chronic migraine, the Koch family, Stella Emmanuel, identity theft, coats, horrible white women, Guidos, voting, woke dads, leaf blowers, avocado piss, a few rays of hope Donate to help protesters in Wisconsin: supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/i…

Talking Points: cinnamon bears, Misty of Chincoteague, Snooki, science denial, dog emergencies, bowel movements, the Jersey Shore, politicizing coronavirus, numeric codes, Canadian Geese, coloring books, microphone drama, chicken fingers, social security numbers, quarantine hobbies, art critique, water carpets This episode brought to you by the gre…

Trigger Warnings: mental illness, defunding the police, protective clothing, the prison system, white supremacy, poverty, the meme-ification of Breonna Taylor's death, TERFs, twitter liberals, bedtime stories, Panda underwear, YA fantasy novels, talking cats, air travel, gender-fluid protagonists, bucket hats, Alloy magazine, cool teens, fertility…

Trigger Warnings: White supremacy, cops in schools, defunding the police, Black women and girls, arresting small children, slave catchers, the school-to-prison pipeline, Tamla Horsford, Breonna Taylor, Toyin Salau, restorative justice, students with disabilities, prioritizing mental health, taking action for racial justice, friendship, female trave…

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Trigger Warnings: racist language, chronic migraine, white women, lasagna, webinars, witches, healthy baking, out of context quotes, creamsicle cats, gluten pills, Hannah Brown, cellulite, grocery delivery, git vs. get, mushrooms, cooking fails, crude oil, birds This episode brought to you by coffee and your horoscope. We’re drinking hard seltzer. …

Hot Take Alerts: mental health in isolation, human touch, the Spanish Flu, Robert Pattinson, deadly groceries, sleep shirts, male fragility, Batman, free covid testing, YouTube karaoke tracks, pack animals, procreation, skateparks, brothers, black lives, essential workers, sleep shirts, musical collaborations, microwaving tinfoil This episode broug…

Hot Take Alerts: Ahmaud Arbery, white supremacy, sad journal entries, America, ice cream, flamingos, child musicians, renovating outdoor spaces, sex swings, Beatles covers, Postmates, Victorian balls, tajin, Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson, shade sails, fruit cart vendors, noble titles This episode brought to you by phones and dogs. While we were…

Hot Take Alerts: gluten intolerance, remote recording challenges, policing women's hair, weed whackers, Covered California, twitter drama, quarantine fashion, bird drones, Donna Murphy's house, soft underwear, penguin informants, the patriarchy, Tiffany lamps, Funny Girl, Listen to Your Heart, being a teen, Kendall Jenner's cooch This episode is br…

Hot Take Alerts: quarantine fatphobia, pandemic birthdays, Zoom parties, clip art, medical gaslighting, Indonesian puppetry, low-FODMAP diets, Canva, face masks, laundry, psychological stress, gluten-free dairy-free pizza, countertop ice machines, sanitizing gifts, powerpoint presentations, sponcon, graphic design, the color lilac Thank you to our …

Hot Take Alerts: love in the time of Corona, panda sex, Baby Foot™, formal greetings, Zoom filters, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, working from home, quarantine birthdays, wigs, Easter Eggs, Disney Princess life, Henry Rollins, home recording studios, sweatpants, spa days, Nintendo Switch, Wicked memes, animal helpers, plastic bags Donate. Listen: …

Hot take alert: quarantine life, stockpiles, FEMA, death, no-contact shopping, Harriet the Spy, Jared Kushner, challah bread, soft clothes, daily White House briefings, universal healthcare, online dance classes, saying goodbye, Encore! on Disney+, Viola Davis, peanut M&Ms, public health, the magic of theater, dragon skeletons Donate. https://www.g…

Hot Take Alert: quarantine life, social distancing, E. coli, Zoom, feeling powerless, toilet un-paper, Joe Exotic, fax machines, diaper genies, New Orleans, stimulus bills, eco-friendly living, VOD releases, sewing, jackbox, getting high, internet connectivity, trillions of dollars, game nights, fecal transplants, Trolls: World Tour Donate. https:/…

Hot Take Alerts: martial law, healthcare, leaving the house, new age dogma, Jamila Jamil, gaslighting, the Trump Administration, jackbox, human contact, coronavirus testing, quarantine-induced creativity, Elizabeth Gilbert, the economy, weed, Runyon Canyon, working from home, spiritual lessons, social media, group dinners, no-egg cupcakes, miming, …

Hot take warning: universal healthcare, coronavirus, Rudy Gobert, social distancing, legal marijuana, Costco, resource hoarding, toilet paper, quarantine life, Disneyland, hand sanitizer, immunocompromised young people, The Bachelorette, touching things, jigsaw puzzles, The Aristocats, migraines, capitalism, Kevin Love, knitting, twitter, Yogi Bear…