A new take on an old "classic", The War Crhymes inagural song is about some very specific holiday hijinks involving eggnog, attempting to escape Santa's gaze, and the joy of dancing .The War Crhymes

Before Knuckleheadz, there was Illbotz - a Nerdcore Comedy trio of buffoons who played Nerdapalooza, dropped 4 decent albums, and had dozens of fans all over the world! This is our 1st new song featuring all 3 members in 12 years! We got lazy and started watching a lot of Downton Abbey. Sorry about that. Here's our new song!…

A song for all of those people who are navigating delicate political discussions with relatives this holiday season.Dan Warren

He's serving sleigh. GET IT?! An homage to the great novelty club hits of the '70s. Happy holidays, folks!Written and performed by Trevor Goober and Mista Cookie JarFeaturing Brendan Kent - organ, mellotronProduced by C.J. PizarroCover artwork by Tincho SchmidtTrevor Goober

A parody of Tom Paxton's "The Marvelous Toy", just in time for Christmas, or something.Dave Guhlow

I actually had the flu for Christmas recently, so wrote this shortly after as an obvious parody of Mariah Carey's song.David W. Jacobsen

When the Secret Santa idea goes awry.parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"lyrics: Carla Ulbrichguitars, vocal, bass: Carla UlbrichCarla Ulbrich

Answering the musical question, "Is it wrong to have one Christmas Morning?"The Naughty List

Hello and welcome to the first every episode of Fumped Hard. Each week I will be bringing you a selection of the fine funny music that can be found at the thefump.com. Since this is the first episode the whole show will be dedicated to firsts. In this case it is the first songs that each of the artists posted to the site. So enjoy here is the episo…