No Safe Haven is a revenge thriller with one Wings Hauser, easily the most favored actor of this podcast. Jason's backside is bothering him and Todd is facing a professional existential crisis, so they mostly ignore Wings in order to talk about what is wrong with society and how much they would like to fix it except they have no money. Oh, and Doct…

Possession is a horror movie with Sam Neil that feels like you are watching scene work from an acting class. Jason and Todd sometimes get mesmerized by the acting in this movie enough to actually talk about the movie itself, but they also talk about children's television, anal surgery, and what kinds of guns they like to shoot. Also, they breakdown…

Dogs is a Jaws rip-off with delightful domesticated dogs instead of a shark. It's got that guy who played Fletch's ex-wife's lawyer in those Chevy Chase movies. Anyway, Jason and Todd mostly talk about two William Friedkin films of varying quality, that guy who directed that Oscar thing that directed other movies they might have liked, and also fan…

Dangerous Men is a DIY passion project by a guy named John Rad about a woman getting revenge on men for being total douche canoes. Its running time is an hour and twenty minutes, but this podcast lasts for more than two hours because Jason and Todd have to talk about the horrors of aging, the ups and downs of mushroom trips, and the third season of…

The Postman is a three hour Waterworld without water. Jason and Todd talk through the whole thing, mostly about our weight insecurities, the gift of Tom Petty, and the power of The Church over filmmaking. After this, they'll see you in the New Year, which is an election year. Oh yeah, they also talk about suicide.…

Silverado is an 80s western that Jason hates so much he wanted to do a two and a half hour podcast about it. Of course, Jason and Todd barely talk about the movie at all, instead talking about Theresa Russell, the importance of the audition process, and then get in a debate about Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Julianna Margulies. Also they talk ab…

Tough Guys Don't Dance is a neo-noir picture from Norman Mailer, in which homophobic misogynists do horrible things to each other in Provincetown, MA. Jason and Todd talk about what this movie meant in their childhoods, discuss Jason's troubles operating an iPad, and Todd reminds Jason that he was once Albert Maysles' house boy for a weekend.…

Airport is a movie about an airport run by incompetents. Jason and Todd talk about why they love disaster movies even though that's ghoulish, Jason discusses how various health troubles make sex uninviting, and Todd remembers his favorite shot from Airport '77. It's all right here, folks!Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

Blades is an 80s movie about a killer lawnmower terrorizing a golf course. Jason and Todd mostly talk about Todd's son, the homeless crisis, and how this movie is way better than any Marvel film. The effects are better.Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

Like Normal People is a TV movie where Shaun Cassidy plays a guy constantly referred to as a word that nobody dares use anymore. Jason thinks Shaun Cassidy is Andrew McCarthy and then spends much of the podcast fumbling around the word nobody uses anymore while Todd freely admits to getting choked up in the first act before losing interest somewher…

The Great Outdoors is a movie from the John Hughes/John Candy team up era of comedy movies. Jason doesn't like family comedies, but Todd is okay with them if they have raccoons and teen romance, and each character gets their own specific scoring. Mostly Jason and Todd talk about current event issues like homelessness and also television monologues.…

Lost Horizon is a movie about a plane filled with rich white trash crash landing into a musical. Jason and Todd don't like musicals to begin with, but this thing really brings a new meaning to the concept of lousy films. Also, George Kennedy had hard water, and nobody ever told him about filtration systems. Doesn't matter, Jason and Todd talk about…

House Party is another movie called House Party made for this year, 2023. Jason doesn't like it and talks about his anal fissure. Todd reminisces about his youth when it seemed like he had a really good shot at lucrative acting gigs. He doesn't like the new House Party, either, but he loves the old ones. He saw House Party 3 in the theater! No matt…

Trackdown is a movie that has Eric Estrada in it. One time, Todd saw Eric Estrada's personal locker at a cigar store in Studio City. But that's not at all what Jason and Todd talk about while watching this movie that has Anne Archer in it, they've got to talk about people with the last name Sidaris and socio-political issues they clearly don't full…

Stewardess School is an 80s comedy about exactly what it sounds like. This is the kind of movie that Jason thinks is a detriment to society, and the kind of absolute garbage Todd delights in. This of course leads to discussion about impenetrable loneliness and feeling abandoned by society. Whatever, they don't watch sports, so this is all they got.…

A Ghost Story is a movie about Casey Affleck standing around in a bedsheet. In other news, Jason got a colonoscopy and Todd saw a movie called Plane. As if that's not enough, there's a complete breakdown of Oscar contenders regardless of how few of them were actually seen by the two self-described idiots who talk a good twenty minutes after the mov…

Dead for a Dollar is a Walter Hill western that came out in 2022. Seems fitting for the last movie Jason and Todd talk through for the year. In addition to complaining about not enough gun fire, Jason dives deep into his family history, and Todd talks about the (also 2022) movie Troll. This one made Jason real mad and now he has vowed revenge.…

[[:encoded, "Portland Expose is an old movie based on true facts that expose the criminal underbelly of Portland. It exposes everything. A real expose. Jason and Todd only stop to be horrified by the violence towards women while talking about nuclear war, nazis, and The Water Wars. Oh, and Blonde. They talk about Blonde."]]…

[[:encoded, "Willy's Wonderland is a movie about a silent Nic Cage fighting animatronic demons. Jason thinks it's the best movie ever made, and Todd thinks it's maybe third or fourth best. No matter; they talk about lots of other things like old man health issues, David Mamet being old and having old man health issues like Republicanism, and also h…

[[:encoded, "The White Buffalo has a magical white buffalo puppet, a magical Jack Warden, and a Charles Bronson who never takes his damn shirt off. Don't matter, though, cuz Jason and Todd talk about other things most of the time, like what their lives were like in 5th grade and how their memories are not at all dependable. They don't yell at each …

[[:encoded, "Action U.S.A. is a movie about cars blowing up and people catching fire and jumping off bridges. While this unfolds before them, Jason and Todd talk about other car movies, have a love fest over the movie The Best Years of Our Lives, and they also talked about voting for sure - although that one may have happened off mic, we don't reme…

[[:encoded, "The Oscar is a sleazy movie about a sociopath who wants to win an Oscar real bad. While the sordid tale unravels, Jason and Todd talk about the reality of cashmere sweaters against bare skin, the difference between Valley dive bars and The Oscars, and the importance of the correct percentage of THC for editing an audio play."]]…

[[:encoded, "Turkey Shoot aka Escape 2000 is another exploitative take on The Most Dangerous Game starring the magnetic Steve Railsback. It's epic and kind of wonderful but Jason and Todd mostly talk about Ukraine and their equally subjective and uneducated opinions on auteur filmmakers. And Todd complains about that same stupid commercial director…

[[:encoded, "The Identical is a movie about Elvis's twin being as good as Elvis which according to this movie's music also sucks. No matter. Despite the running time of an hour forty for the movie, Jason and Todd talk for three and a half hours. Included are thoughts on this movie, other Christian movies, and then they yell fight for thirty minutes…

[[:encoded, "Cosmic Sin is a movie with Frank Grillo and Bruce Willis and they are in space. There's a lot of neon and tons of giant loud laser guns, but you would think Jason and Todd can't hear it as they instead talk about Lamb (a completely unrelated movie) and the truth about COVID and comedians, both alive and not alive. 2022 begins!"]]…

[[:encoded, "The Unseen is a movie about a Bond girl who stays at a bed and breakfast in Solvang whose owners keep Flounder from Animal House in their basement. It's really the perfect way to celebrate their 100th episode, and Jason and Todd barely pay attention to the murder onscreen because they are both in crisis about how horrible they were as …

[[:encoded, "The Many Saints of Newark is an HBO movie prequel to an HBO television series about gangsters with eating disorders. Jason and Todd mostly talk about the whole David Chappelle controversy despite Todd swearing he doesn't want to. Spoiler Alert! They manage to come to some kind of understanding. Sort of. No, don't talk about the movie f…

[[:encoded, "Cry Macho was made by an elderly man who only has time for single takes. Jason takes this man down. Todd laughs. Also, they talk about other things, like other movies and old man ailments."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Reminiscence is a movie that is two hours long. Normally when people get bored by a movie, they shut it off. But Jason and Todd, they talk through the entire thing and then keep talking for another forty minutes after that."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Sinbad of the Seven Seas is one of the last gasps of The Cannon Group, and it is intensely stupid. For some reason, Jason and Todd spend a lot of time talking about suicide. Kinda concerning."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Striptease is a movie that was marketed on one thing and one thing alone. Jason and Todd get excited and then uncomfortable watching it when they aren't yapping about what's wrong with their brains and how they keep screwing up the world with them."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "The Shack is Christian propaganda movie with an impressive cast that still doesn't do much to clear up what exactly The Holy Ghost is. Jason and Todd talk about being terrified of getting older and bigger, Charles Grodin, and how confusing Christianity is."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Killer Sofa is a New Zealand movie about a murderous piece of furniture that is clearly a chair and not a sofa. No matter, because there is much to discuss, including somebody's upcoming colonoscopy. Enjoy!"]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "The Witch Who Came from the Sea is a movie about a lady who murders dudes because of a horrible thing that happened when she was a kid. No matter, Jason and Todd are just excited to have recorded their first ever live episode, and they are so stoked about it they don't shut up for an epic three whole hours. Look. They do it for them. N…

[[:encoded, "Killdozer is a movie about a bulldozer that gets possessed by an evil space rock. Jason and Todd are not sure they haven't done this movie on the podcast before, and they aren't sure they won't do it again. What they are sure of, is this movie is pure television magic. Clint Walker!"]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Staying Alive is a sequel to Saturday Night Fever that was directed by Sylvester Stallone and ends with John Travolta telling his girlfriend to back off so he can \"strut.\" In addition to marveling about this bizarre dance movie, Jason and Todd talk about vaccine chasers, how society indoctrinates us with certain prejudices that screw…

[[:encoded, "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw is a movie about a former child preacher and a future Wonder Woman going on a road trip crime spree. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd talk about other stuff, like politics and feeling intellectually superior, and they don't even shut up when Wonder Woman is naked. I mean, come on, right? Happy Chr…

[[:encoded, "Intimate Agony is a TV movie from 1983 that is a lot like Jaws, except instead of a shark terrorizing a vacation island, it's a an outbreak of herpes. Be warned that Jason will discuss in detail his own experiences with VD, and Todd will probably giggle about Jason's misfortune because he is a total dick. Anyway, let truth by your Judi…

[[:encoded, "Strays is a movie starring Timothy Busfield about a bunch of murderous alley cats. Jason talks about Busfield, Todd talks about Kathleen Quinlan, and they both agree cats are too cute to be scary even though we know they will bite you right in the eyebrow out of nowhere sometimes."]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "Vivarium is a movie about two young beautiful people stuck in the suburbs because of nerdy aliens. It hits a little two close to home for Jason and Todd who, while perhaps not young and beautiful, are stuck in the suburbs. So they talk about Bill and Ted 3, TV movies of the week, and sending children to their deaths."]]…

[[:encoded, "Double Jeopardy is a movie starring a lady whose career was killed by a Hollywood monster. Jason and Todd watch it for the second time in a row due to technical malfunctions, so really this is Double Double Jeopardy. Is double double jeopardy even legal? These guys do not care, and proceed to talk about movies from the fifties versus t…

[[:encoded, "The Apple is a musical that involves an apple. It's really quite awful, and the Andersons are up at bat. Todd, Hilary and Colby take on\nthe challenge from Jason and Corey with what can only be described as difficulty. It takes a very long time for Hilary to make the penicillin, and while the conversation starts off with some\nthoughtf…

[[:encoded, "Beyond the Door is a spaghetti rip-off of The Exorcist, and led to a huge lawsuit when it was an international hit at the box office. Jason and Corey rise to Todd's cruel challenge, and manage to talk through the entire dumb movie while staving off the threatening insanity that comes with quarantining in America. That's right. We just …

[[:encoded, "Joni is a movie from 1979 about a woman who was paralyzed in a swimming accident, and it stars, was produced, and is based on the autobiography of Joni herself. For quarantine times, Jason has challenged Todd to watch this with his family, Hilary and Colby. It's kind of crazy, and halfway through the Andersons realize they are horrible…

[[:encoded, "Spenser Confidential is a Marky-Mark Netflix movie show and we are in quarantine. Jason and Todd can't suffer with each other right now, so they are forcing their leading ladies to suffer their tangential yapping instead. We weren't going to stop hurting each other, you guys. This time, it's Jason and Corey!"]]…

[[:encoded, "Wicked Woman is a movie about a really tall blonde lady who is...wicked, we guess? Jason and Todd hunker down to talk of film noir women, the grieving process, and Hal Holbrook. It's a lot to talk about during a movie with a very short running time. They even touch on overweight white people!"]]…

[[:encoded, "Chill Factor is a movie with the tag line, \"Two guys, one bomb, and a whole lot of ice cream.\" It has Skeet Ulrich. There is also a UPS truck involved. It's hard to follow the dumb plot if you are incessantly talking about other movies, tragedies in Los Angeles, and feeling superior. So Jason and Todd get lost. They get really, reall…

[[:encoded, "The Fanatic is a movie directed by that Limp Bizkit guy and starring that Scientology guy. Fitting that Jason and Todd should end 2019 by talking through one of the worst reviewed movies of 2019. They talk about Tarantino's latest, war movies, and even mention the movie Tiptoes again. Have a great holiday!"]]…

[[:encoded, "Dragon Wars: D-War is a movie about a dragon war that Craig Robinson is heavily involved in for some reason. Todd and Jason talk about Godzilla movies, a bad experience Todd had seeing Parasite, and Jason's fucked up back. Dragons!"]]Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

[[:encoded, "The Manitou is an exorcist-type deal, but it isn't Christianity but Native American based, as portrayed by a number of actors who can't ever run for office. Jason and Todd spend the running time talking about Tony Curtis's weird hair, current B-movies Todd liked, and weird space alien movies where the alien is all rapey. No politics!"]…