Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their f***ed-up brains! Watch the video version at www.swearnet.com
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's f**king go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can f**k right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!…
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't f**king read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the F**K have the Boys been smoking today?!!
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!…
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a f**king freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate f**king mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are f**ked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!…
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.…
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost F**kulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving belly work to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!…
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're f**ked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!…
F**k you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the f**k happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!…
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a f**kin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 f**ks off!
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian p**s-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as f**k - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
On the latest protein-filled f**kburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the F**king Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's f**ked.
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for the latest Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the f**k doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty f**kin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Happy Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks f**ked as f**k?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and Ricky's COVID candy pipe!
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has brought a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share? Wanna help? Visit crackedarmour.com for more information!
On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the f**k was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?!
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the f**k is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-f**k questions and more, on Park After Dark!
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as f**k today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and sh**ty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get f**ked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the F**K has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for A**ehole of the Year. Also: How do you come down from a massive high?
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr f**kin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as f**ked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze!…
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the f**k have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, sh**ty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some f**ked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't f**k with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pi**in' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!…
Happy Bank Robbery Friday! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the f**k are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and f**kin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird s**t! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription…
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' s**t, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!…
Bubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the f**kin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking f**kin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by sh**ting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes p**s burn? Do birds have cocks? What the f**k are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never f**king asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally F**KED!!
Is it Park After Dark... or F**ked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their p**sholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
The world's a bit f**ked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the f**k is Ricky Skaggs?!
Spring's in the f**king air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this c*cksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest sh*tty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?…
Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!…
Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is f**kin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?…