Drink of the day: Christmas rum punch 2 oz spiced rum, .5 oz lemon juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, top with ginger beer. Blanco and Jonesy are at the bar for their holiday special. We give Screwball egg nog a try. We make a case for restaurants to stop leaving the tails on shrimp in pasta dishes. Jonesy has a beef with Taco Bell. We talk about the mos…

Drink of the day: Jameson Ginger and lime premade cocktail. Jonesy and Blanco are rambling at the bar again. We found a chef in Guatemala that cooks pizza using a volcano. That leads to talk about a mega volcano wiping out humanity. We give out take on the drone presence over NJ. Are the aliens coming from the ocean, maybe? We talk about the transf…

Drink of the day: Manhattan 2 oz Reunion Rye Whiskey, 1 oz sweet vermouth. Cherry garnish. Blanco and Jonesy are back after a short hiatus. Bar talk ensues, we talk about a recent TikTOk trend of taping your mouth to prevent snoring. We touch on the latest privacy invasion that is your smart watch. We stroll down memory lane and talk some Girls Gon…

Drink of the day: Jaeger bomb 2 oz Jaegermeister, 4 oz Red Bull Blanco starts the show with his fantasy football punishment. We discuss the sale of our mortgages. We weigh in on friends that expect the sole employed friend of the group to pay for dinner. That leads to a discussion of our weird ass social media algorithms. We weigh in on neighbors a…

Drink of the day Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after being gone a couple of weeks. Life has been really busy for both of us. We are upset we missed our Halloween episode. We make up for it by doing a taste test of the original Big Mac vs. The Chicken Big Mac. Strange music leads off the discussion because Kriz…

Drink: Jack and coke Blanco and Jones are back at the bar. We talk about the new iteration of Beetle Juice. We discuss the newly released stuffing seasoned rolls. We are intrigued and are excited to try them. It has us craving Thanksgiving. We declare canned cranberry sauce far superior to homemade. We give some love to SNL because they have been c…

Drink of the day: Bacardi premade Rum Punch, Bahama Mama, and Pina Colada. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. This week we give our take on unsolicited lawn service from a neighbor. We talk about a Waymo ride that was way wrong. We give flowers to the Royals for making the playoffs and advancing to the ALDS. Are the Chiefs still marching toward…

Drink of the day: Bouldevard Quirk premade cocktails Vodka lemonade, Margarita, and Paloma. Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We talk about the entitlement of senior citizens. We give our take on hidden fees of fine dining. Harvard scientists are on the brink of a miracle drug and we need it available yesterday. We check on Nutter Butter cooki…

Drink of the day: British Bulldog 1 oz vodka, 1 oz kahlua, 1 oz cream, top with Oreo Coke Zero. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. We discussed the robot dogs being used in war. Big brother is listening in on everything you say around smart devices. Puffy just needs to take the L and head to jail. A Chicago brewery decided it was a good idea to…

Drink of the day: Casa Azul Tequila Soda; Peach mango, Watermelon, Strawberry Margarita, Margarita. Tom’s Town Elderflower lime gin cocktail. Garage Beer. Football is back! Jonesy and Blanco are joined by GT to preview the 2024 NFL season. Just a couple guys sitting at the bar talking football. We give our picks to win each division. We also give o…

Drink of the day: Betty Booze premade cocktails: Sparkling Tequila with Oak smoked lemonade, Sparkling tequila with lime shisho, Sparkling tequila smoky pineapple. Jones and Blanco are joined at the bar by friend of the show DB. We preview the 2024 college football season. The conversation revolved around the Big 10 and Big 12 for the most part. We…

Drink of the day: Jameson and club soda. Blanco and Jones are back at the bar. Not much in the way of sports this week but we found out Blanco may have summer penis. We are both looking forward to Coke flavored Oreos. Taco Bell is bringing back some items we love. We wish fast food would go back to being affordable. Even casual restaurants are suff…

Drink of the day: Bourbon smash 1.25 oz bourbon, .5 oz April, 1 oz simple syrup, .75 oz lemon juice, .5 oz passion fruit puree, and 1 dash bitters. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We are joined by mental health therapist Dorathy Scott. She is the Owner/Therapist of Renewed Hope Therapy. She helps the Fatties with some therapy tips during the…

The Merica cocktail: 1 oz blue curaçao, lemonade, 1 oz grenadine. 5 oz vodka and lemonade mix. Jonesy and Blanco are joined at the bar by Eliot Holmes and Crazy Aunt Gina. We show our love for the Summer Olympics and Team America. We don our best patriotic gear and talk about the highs and lows of the games so far. Jones is not impressed with the c…

Drink of the day: Crown Royal Lemonade: Peach, Lemon, Mango, Blackberry. Blanco and Jones are back in the bar bantering. Jones tries to put Blanco into diabetic shock with sugary drinks. That’s leads to a second tasting of Jura Scotch. It was just as bad as we remembered. We entertain the idea of a second gold rush. We are ready to pan for gold. We…

Drink of the Day is Apple Pie: 2 oz Apple Crown, .5 oz Smirnoff Whipped Cream, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Rumchata. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. Buzzfeed sent us down a bit of a rabbit hole. We discuss “parent hacks” from the article and from our listeners. Some folks give their kids serious trauma. Blanco’s still got a beef with AI. This ti…

Drink of the Day: Monaco Hare lemonade peach, original, and strawberry. We bring the Monaco cocktail series to a close. Blanco shares a little about his time in Florida. We break a rule and briefly touch on politics. The state of KS does not want you to view “adult content” so PornHub has cut service to 11 states. We mourn the decline of “breastrau…

Drink of the day: Monaco premade cocktails: Citrus crush, Lime crush, and Blue crush. Our love affair with Monaco cocktails continues. It’s safe to say we are big fans of these pre-made cocktails. They lead to a lot of rambling. We feel old because the album “Smash” turns 30 this year. Takes us back to the days we recorded tapes while listening to …

Drink of the day: Monaco margaritas: Passion fruit, twisted lime, and watermelon. Jones’s internet has been out for a week. He has several words for his ISP. He’s mad as hell and won’t take it anymore. He is also mad at his cell phone provider. He has beef will all telecom companies this week. He also reviews a new local Italian restaurant. Spoiler…

Drink of the day: Monaco Fight Night Grapefruit crush, Knockout punch, and Strawberry Hard lemonade. Jones and Blanco discuss what 3 people they would have dinner with if given the chance. That lead to which 3 presidents we want to have dinner with. That leads us to discussing BORG. Kids these days know how to get down. They are not scared of alcoh…

Drink of the day: Gin and Juice by Dre and Snoop. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. The conversation centers around rap beefs. We discuss some of our favorite rap beefs over the years and how they compare to the Kendrick/Drake beef.Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Waterbird Ranch water, Hardbody, Tequila Pineapple. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We catch up on life. We go off on a tangent. We share some Gentlemen’s club stories. We coin a new phrase, MIDF. Jonesy shares a ghost story. He ran into someone he thought had died. We also discuss a cardinal sin, don’t mess with people’s f…

Drink of day: Cowboy Dessert 1 oz bourbon, 1 oz Carmel vodka, top with root beer. Jones and Blanco went live for the first 13 picks of the 2024 NFL Draft. We gave some predictions on the first 5 picks and commentary on all as they were announced. We are both thankful that our division rivals are terrible at drafting.…

Drink of the Day: Southern Delight 1.5 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz lime juice. The Fatties are back in the bar with another Sunday edition of the podcast. We recap our weekends and talk about current events. We give the full breakdown of why McDonald’s has the best coke. It’s more complex than a secret ingredient…

Drink of the day: Lake Erie Monster is equal parts blue caraco, Malibu rum, Disarano, Red Bull. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar watching The Master’s and talking about the topics de jour. Shocker, we love bubble gum flavored medicine and need more of that in our lives. We hate dynamic pricing and need less of it. Fast food is trying to join t…

Drink of the day: Mexican 75 2 oz tequila, 4 oz champagne, 1 oz lime juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup. Blanco and Jonesy are back from a 2 week hiatus. We recap our Easter holiday experiences. Jonesy tells the tale of how the Easter episode almost killed him. We fight back against the malicious attack on Red Lobster. The Fatties pull no punches on the sc…

Drink of the day: Holy Water 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, .5 oz blue curaçao, .5 oz peach schnapps, 4 oz lemonade, splash of pineapple juice. This episode is an Easter special with special guest Sierra Franks. She is a photographer from the Topeka area that did a photo shoot for the Fatties. We talk to Sierra about her love for photography. We do a …

Drink of the day: Apple Jack 2 oz Jack Daniels, top with apple juice or sparkling apple cider. It’s another day at the bar. Jonesy and Blanco catch up after being off for a couple weeks. We discuss if we want to be a fat guy in a little house. Blanco found out that Peppa Pig is rude. Which led to a discussion on things you should not do or say to o…

Drink of the day: Monster Beast Iced teas. Jonesy and Blanco are BS-ing at the bar. We talk about our recent local dining experiences. The BBQ tour continues. We discuss our favorite style of candy, Easter Candy. Give out thoughts on a lottery mix up. We may have found our new favorite sports competition and it comes from FL. We briefly discuss a t…

Drink of the day: DT 1 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Southern Comfort, .5 oz Creme De cacao, top with coke. Tragedy and Triumph with special guest Eliot Holmes. We start the episode sharing our experience and thoughts on the parade shooting. It was a bit emotional so there is a short break before resuming the episode. We get to live vicariously through El…

Drink of the day: Smoked cherry Manhattan 2 oz bourbon, 1 oz sweet vermouth, .5oz cherry liqueur. This is our fortieth episode! Recorded in front of a live audience. We are joined by the owner of The Shop Cigar Lounge, Mike Simmons. We talk cigars, bourbon, and the SuperBowl.Fatties Over Forty

No drink of the day. Jonesy and Blanco tackle a restaurant dilemma and let you know when it’s okay to complain about bad food or service. We share which NFL stadium beer prices. Where does your team stand? The playoffs are here. We preview all the Wildcard games. Blanco picks each game.Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Tootsie Roll shot 2 oz Kahlua and splash with orange juice. The Fatties are back with another informal survey. We settle the debate on wearing socks to bed. We discuss the common courtesy rules of air travel. We review a wild story of a Pastor in NC keeping it real. We geek out about the kid that beat Tetris. We wrap up talking ab…

Drink of the day: French 75- 1 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, 3 oz champagne. Happy New Year! Blanco and Jonesy talk about their recent guest appearance on “Welcome to Strawberry Hill”. We talk about NYE and our plans. Chapels in Vegas are full of people wanting to get hitched on 12/31/23. We discuss a woman who recently had two bab…

Drink of the day: Cinnamon Maple Whiskey sour 1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz lemon juice, .5 oz maple syrup, pinch of ground cinnamon. Can garnish with a cinnamon stick. It’s our Holiday special. We have a holiday cocktail and review the topics of the day. Do you shower correctly? We talk about some strange southern food, pineapple sandwiches. What do you do…

Drink of the day: Poinsettia cocktail 1/2 oz triple sec, 3 oz cranberry juice, 3 oz champagne. Blanco and Jonesy are in the holiday spirit. We have a festive drink and have our shopping nearly complete. We talk a lot about driving and traffic. We discuss if DUI sensors should be mandatory on vehicles. Should you be able to run a red light that won’…

Drink of the day: Tidal wave 1.5 oz Titos, .5 oz blue curacao, lemon juice, lime juice, top with Pellegrino Limonita. Twitch streamer Dekition joins the show today. This is a bonus episode. This is a rap session. The conversation jumped all over the place from Pokemon to hemorrhoids. We also discuss a Buzzfeed article about weird house rules people…

Drink of the day: Peanut butter cup. 1 oz Skrewball, 1 oz 8 ball chocolate whiskey, 2 oz buzzball Choc tease, 4 oz cold brew coffee. We have a very special guest this week. Twitch streamer, Dekition, joins the show. We talk about his channel a bit and jump into out topics of the day. The double decker taco is back for a limited time. That leads to …

Drink of the day: Thanksgiving margarita: 2 oz tequila, 1 oz lime juice. 1 oz can-apple juice, top with sparkling apple cider. Blanco and Jones are back from Thanksgiving break and fatter than ever. The fat army caused RL a loss due to all you can eat shrimp. We discuss bad advice given to Millennials from their parents. Tyreek should stop doing in…

Drink of the day: Jager-rita 2 oz oz Jager, 1 oz triple sec, 1 oz lime juice, 1 oz simple syrup. The Fatties had a special guest. Italian Delight owner Rene Brunetti joins the show. We reminisced on the good ole days at Indian Springs mall, the first location of Italian Delight. Rene shares the story of the restaurant. Don’t worry, we talk about fo…

Drink of the day: Hard Mtn Dew Live Wire Blanco and Jonesy talk a lot about food. Is it okay for restaurants to charge extra when kids misbehave? Fat guy deal of the week is chicken nuggies. What are acceptable first dates? Blanco gives his fat four of the week.Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Zombie punch 2 oz spiced rum, cranberry juice, tropical kool aid, and ginger ale Blanco and Jonesy talk about local news. It’s Halloween so we reminisce about trick or treating. We are over the pressure to tip. We learn we have been making servers angry for years. Taco Tuesday is now available for everyone.…

Drink of the day: Irish coffee shot Jameson 1 oz, Old Smokie Java Moonshine .5 oz, Holiday Irish cream .5 oz. Blanco and Jones discuss the new food options in KC. All fat kids will love the new restaurant. We fall in love with customized Oreos. Weird news stories from around America. Chiefs and Chargers preview. Blanco's Fat Four picks.…

Mimosa is the drink of the day. Blanco and Jonesy are discussing their favorite topics, food and football. Basis bitches are going hard in San Francisco. Tipping fatigue is real and we are experiencing it. A-Rod needs to go back to his darkness retreat. Taco Bell and Dominos have some new things we both love.…

Drink of the day: Mountain Jack 2 oz Jack, topped with Mtn Dew. Blanco and Jonesy are virtual again. We talk about Blanco's trip to San Francisco and share our thoughts on Alcatraz. Vermont says "Get out". College football recap. Preview of the NFL Week 5.Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Tom Collins 1.5 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, top with club soda Blanco and Jonesy share a story about an epic prank pulled by GenZers. Is Chandler Jones okay? Is Mac Jones a dirty player? Blanco goes on a rant about the unfair treatment of Jawaan Taylor. Week 4 NFL picks given.…

Drink of the day: Cuba Libre 1.5 oz rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with coke. Blanco and Jonesy have a traditional cocktail and give you an update on their personal lives. Blanco almost died and Jonesy is withering away. There was some talk of sports news. Recap of Big 12 last week and upcoming games. We talk about the disaster that is Chicago right no…

Blanco and Jonesy do their first virtual podcast. No drink of the day (the bartender is sick). They discuss the college football and NFL week one. We really wish Chris Jones would show up. Some predictions given for college and NFL. Please bet responsibly.Fatties Over Forty

Sober show. Jonesy and Blanco are not drinking today. Man killed a goose at golf course. Tell wife’s concert stories about being molested. We get bad news live during recording. RIP Bray Wyatt and Terry Funk. Someone is getting new golf clubs.Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Daiquiri Blanco and Jonesy discuss topic of the day. Blanco had a fun experience with all you can eat shrimp. Chiefsaholic caught more charges and KC BBQ is still the best.Fatties Over Forty