You’ve heard of Hippie, Goth, & Preppy; but I bet you haven’t heard of at least five of these aesthetics. One word to describe this episode: Rage. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

No one wants to know how the sausage is made…and yet, here we are. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

To no one’s surprise, the broads can’t even mind their manners for an entire episode. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

2025 started with a cough, stuffy nose and sore throat. Listen to the hoarse sounds of two struggling broads. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

If you are new to the world of debauchery, take heed. We have years of experience and words of wisdom for when the music gets loud and the drinks start to pour. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

2024 was not our year, for sure. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

In this seasonal salty episode - the broads finally talk about Lindsey's obsession with Krampus and the horrors of late holiday shopping. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The broads decode some of the weirdest slang terms through the ages - ending with Gen Alpha. This episode is bussin'! Don't get caught slippin' – it's got mad rizz and is chock full of sauce. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The holidays are upon us - a time for cheer, beer and the company of people you don’t hold dear. Here is our gift guide for your insufferable guests. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The long-awaited final episode of this three-part series is finally here. The broads have learned how to find a man and inspire him to say, “I love you.” Now, they discuss what it takes to get that proposal. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads…

The education in midcentury etiquette continues... The broads discuss old timey advice on how to get him to fall in love - and say it first. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Are Lindsey and Sepideh ladies? If you’ve listened to any of our episodes, you know the answer is F*CK NO! The broads talk midcentury etiquette advice for finding and keeping love. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The broads discuss the minor events that have the power to ruin their day. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

We had so much fun, we did it again. Tune in for this EXTRA salty episode. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Sh*t’s so scary it puts the “poo” in Spooky. Catacombs, windy roads and dreary forests, what would it take for Lindsey to spend the night in the world’s scariest places? Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Now that the government has finally acknowledged Aliens exist, the broads talk friend or foe. Using first-hand accounts and pop-culture references, they discuss who would be invited over for dinner, and who is eating their meatloaf outside. Listen to see how Lindsey once again finds a way to make the episode weirder than it has to be. Email us: two…

If you like to argue for the sake of argument - then this episode is for you. What are morals and ethics and how does a person strive to be good? Lindsey and Sepideh find out how far they would go when faced with some tough decisions. No matter their choice - it's always the wrong one. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosal…

When you enter a haunted house for Halloween you expect a few tricks and treats. But are you expecting to be bound, beaten and forced to eat mystery mush? (no kink shaming if that's your thing) The broads discuss what makes different extreme haunts... well... extreme. Which haunts classify as living art, as a frighteningly fun activity, or a POW ca…

You go to the pharmacy to pick up your prescribed cholesterol medication. Two days later you've grown a third arm and can only speak in limericks. While medication can be life-saving, there are certain drugs that create more problems than solutions. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads…

Small talk is for boring people. What you really should do is ask new friends questions like, "What do you think ghosts sound like?" and "What is the worst color and why?". Especially if your friends are as nonsensical as Lindsey and Sepideh. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads…

We all dream of one day winning the lottery or somehow stumbling across long-lost treasure. Either way, we want to be spontaneously loaded with cash. However, we may have different ideas on how to spend that money. What would Lindsey and Sepideh buy? Guess you'll have to listen to find out. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @t…

In Episode 69: The History of the Olympics, the broads pose the idea of a normal person competing with the athletes to see just how good the athletes actually are. I don't know why they chose football, but the broads decided to evaluate their skills with an NFL Combine. Listen in to see how they stack up against some of the more mediocre athletes. …

We've all stumbled upon questionable tinned items at the grocery store and thought: Who eats that? Well - We Do! WARNING: Do not listen if you're sensitive to the sounds of chewing, slurping, and gagging. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The world is a dangerous place filled with unexpectedly ferocious creatures. The question is, which ones will Sepideh pet? The answer: Yes. Tune in to find out why, unless you're Sepideh's life insurance agent. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads…

Social media promotes a large list of travel must-haves: from packing cubes to pee funnels (you heard me right). Which items are worth the luggage space? Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The long awaited follow-up to our Bachelorette Parties episode hosts new surprises and unveils drunken memories.Two Salty Broads

From Tic Tac Toe to Monopoly, playing games with friends is an essential and cherished part of childhood. As adults, our love of games with friends has not changed, just evolved.Two Salty Broads

Lindsey and Sepideh talk bachelorette party antics as they prepare to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of their friends.Two Salty Broads

The broads like to think they’re cool, but gen z seems to disagree.Two Salty Broads

We all do things that cause others to raise one or two eyebrows - some more than others. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The United States' Independence Day is celebrated with a long list of very American traditions: Hot Dogs, Shotgunning Beers, Illegal Fireworks, and patriotic underwear, bathing suits, T-shirts and beer bongs. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads…

Our friendships evolve as we do. No matter what changes, one thing remains the same: Sepideh will say mean things when she is flustered. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The broads share their favorite not-so-fun facts. If we have to know it, so do you. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Ever wonder what goes into Two Salty Broads cold opens? Dan the Sound Guy keeps recording as the broads throw time and logic out the window. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Lindsey's peeved and she needs all of us to know about it. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Have you ever heard or seen anything that sends your internal sirens wailing? The broads realize that one person's ick may be another's red flag. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Fly in a hot air balloon, fall in love or sail down the Nile river. Most have aspirations to explore the beauty of the world. The broads, well, they're a little different. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

The broads discuss ways to ward off the impending doom of Monday. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroadsTwo Salty Broads

Three things in life are certain: death, taxes and dust bunnies. It's that time of year when people clean the cobwebs of the holidays and prepare for sunny days in the outdoors. But what does it *really* take to keep a clean house? Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episo…

Apartments are perfect terrariums that home the most fascinating and peculiar members of society. The broads discuss the strange smells and sounds, Bravo-worthy drama, and community events no one wants to attend that only come from living five inches away from four of your neighbors. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow…

It's Sepideh's birthday and she will complain because she wants to. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.Two Salty Broads

People have been wearing makeup to enhance their facial features or pay homage to their Gods. Thousands of years laters and these two broads still have no idea what they're doing. Lindsey and Sepideh talk early 2000s makeup trends and how we were set up for failure. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Res…

For thousands of years, people have turned to alcohol for medicine, ceremonies and a good time. But a little party brings a lot of pain the next day. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.Two Salty Broads

So I guess you're wondering where we've been. The Broads let you in on the cause of their 3-month hiatus. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.Two Salty Broads

Like Die Hard, do the best holiday films take place over Christmas or can it just be Winter? How do we categorize Holiday movies and why do tempers flare when Sepideh talks about her favorite Christmas-time films? Jon from the Life's But a Song Podcast joins the broads to discuss the best and worst movies for this season. Listen to Life's But A Son…

Lindsey and Sepideh unload on the 'mental load'. Meal planning, dishes, laundry, doctor's appointments, polka classes - In heterosexual, dual income relationships, many of these tasks still predominantly fall to women. What is it about the holidays that turns a mental load into a mental breakdown? Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Sa…

Tis the season - of gift guides and shopping sprees. Images of wrapping paper and yards of ribbon will plague many of our nightmares for weeks to come. All of this in spirit of Christmas. The broads sit down to discuss gifts and gift givers - what to keep in mind and a thought from Mr. Grinch himself, "Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. May…

Are we really thankful for Thanksgiving? From the holiday's sordid history to awkward meals with feuding family members. The broads discuss the traditions of the day that officially begins the holiday season. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upco…

Lindsey comes back from the When We Were Young festival with antidotes on how live music changes in your 30's. Best/Worst concert experiences, and what keeps us going back. Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast TikTok twosaltybroads Follow our One Salty Researcher for hints on upcoming episodes.…

A big part of childhood is dreaming about, "what I wanna be when I grow up". Lindsey and Sepideh talk about their dreams, and why they are closer to a delusion than a dream. Let's talk about Sepideh's failed acting career and her brief foray into royal life. And let's discuss why Lindsey missed out on working with the Jonas Brothers. Follow us: Ins…