Send us a Text Message. Bobby is a stand up comedian here in NYC and hosts a podcast titled The Before Hours Podcast. He will also be performing his hour long show, American History Sex, at the massive Edinburgh Fringe Fest in Scotland this August. Follow him on IG - https://www.instagram.com/bobbysheehanlol/ Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeaco…

Send us a Text Message. Ryan Burke is a budding stand up here in New York. He's hilarious and I always have a great time speaking to him. We had a lot to say about what we like about women, our favorite fat people in history and so much more! Follow Ryan on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ryan.a.burke/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeac…

Send us a Text Message. Nick Marmor is a stand up comedian, as well as a wealth of knowledge on drugs and their effects. Don't worry he learned about them in school! He's also hosting a show in New Haven, CT at Cafe Nine on June 6th! Follow Nick on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nickmarmor/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/a…

Send us a Text Message. Andy Stuchell aka The Stuch aka Andy Mango is a stand up comic from Pittsburgh, PA and has been here in New York killing the game. Check out his next, self-produced show at Aftermath NYC in Ridgewood on 6/5 at 7:30pm! - Follow Andy on IG - https://www.instagram.com/theandymango/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.…

Send us a Text Message. Quadir Yussuf is a comedian who has performed throughout the DMV area as well as in NYC. We had a great conversation regarding stand up comedy and how to maneuver this game! - Follow Quadir on IG - https://www.instagram.com/thenigeriancomedian/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smokin…

Send us a Text Message. Saachin is a stand up comic in NYC. We spoke about fluffers, what success means, the coming election and so much more! Follow Saachin on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amsuchanass/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmok…

Send us a Text Message. Very excited to have spoken to Ross who is the Karate Combat Middleweight World Champion. Tune in to his next fight May 30th free on YouTube! - Follow Ross on IG - https://www.instagram.com/ross_turbo_levine/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.…

Send us a Text Message. Enjoy a compilation of the past year's funnest moments. We'll be back next week! If you want to check out the full episodes this clips are from here's a list below Ep 262 Oddities Ep 263 Dog Day Diploma Ep 273 America's Family Ep 291 Fat Bomb Ep 297 enhanced.org Ep 298 Please Lead Us Ep 303 ft. Cesh Reyes Ep 305 ft. Tyler Lo…

Send us a Text Message. Garri is a stand up comedian from Detroit, living here in NYC. He produces a show every Sunday, Secret Sauce Comedy, at Beauty Bar in Manhattan. Also check out his podcast Democracy Mao. - Follow Garri on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/garcom/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The …

Send us a Text Message. Ronnie Burrage is a musician, composer and professor at Brooklyn College. Check out his most recent project titled "Dance of The Great Spirit" with his band Holographic Principle. He also runs The World Rhythm Academy. Link to Ronnie's website: https://ronnieburrage.biz/ Link to The World Rhythm Academy: https://www.worldrhy…

Send us a Text Message. Alex is a born and raised New Yorker making his way as a stand up comedian and photographer. We discuss stand-up comedy, Dominicans, ancient civilizations and so much more! Follow Alex Crus on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alexcruzhaha/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smokin…

Send us a Text Message. Tyler is a stand up comic here in Brooklyn. He went from wanting to be a journalist like our shared hero, Hunter S. Thompson, to telling jokes. Tune in for our hilarious conversation! Follow Tyler on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/losierty13/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The S…

Send us a Text Message. Shubh is an adventurous, ballsy comedian who moved out to New York City to get better at his craft. I really enjoyed talking to him and I hope you enoyt our conversation! Follow Shubh on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/spaandaa/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian o…

Send us a Text Message. So great to have Cesh Reyes on the show. She moved from California to New York to pursue stand up comedy and is killing the game! Follow her on instagram - https://www.instagram.com/seshreyes/ - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/th…

Send us a Text Message. Kyle is a writer and actor. He has wrote multiple screenplays and is currently working on a book titled: The Quiet Storm. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/an…

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Send us a Text Message. We somehow made it to episode 300 of this show, good lord. There's no better way to reintroduce guests back to the show than with my good buddy and dab-tern Jake Morris. Very fun stuff here, some say the funnest. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://…

Send us a Text Message. Yes one more week, solo dolo and what fun we have planned for you all. Today we cover nukes in space, gig economy strikes, miracles at mega churches and much more. Get ready for episode 300 next week! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/antoniob06p - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagra…

Send us a Text Message. This week and next you are stuck with just myself like the old days. Nonetheless we talk about King Charles and his diagnosis. Also, walking barefoot was important to a couple on TikTok they burned $20,000 in front of millions. Stay until the end and find out the top Valentines destination is America. All this and more!! - B…

Send us a Text Message. Everyone agrees that steroids make sports better and finally we have a company giving us what we want. TikTok has gone silent because the biggest artists in the world aren't getting paid apparently. Neuralink is finally upon and Zuckerberg apologizes for changing the world. Boatloads of fun even when we're late! - Buy me a c…

Send us a Text Message. The worst genre of social media influencer is jacked middle aged men that tell you about diet but never mention their steroid addictions. The Oscar list is out and who really cares. Kentucky needs tourism money and is now marketing to aliens. This and much more. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian…

Send us a Text Message. Subway is being demonized for helping Russia's war efforts because they refuse to close stores in Russia. Many are saying Kurt Cobain is trans, maybe they're right. Another day, another Trump case, another reason he will probably be president again. Hypothermia at Arrowhead Stadium doesn't stop our love for football. - Buy m…

Send us a Text Message. Tune in and listen to a motivational story about how I started this week off. Keep up or you'll be left behind. Fasting is trendy now, kinda scary. Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn creatively expand their synagogue. Whoopi Goldberg says something ridiculous that makes us chuckle as she typically does. - Buy me a coffee! - https://ww…

Send us a Text Message. First episode of the new year and boy are we excited. I have an idea for a new TV show starring Gordon Ramsay except this one is original. A lady in Florida is seeing Hershey's for false advertising. I try to make fun of a pretty cool place. This and plenty more. Enjoy. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smoki…

Send us a Text Message. We're back in Rhode Island one last time this year for one more fun and exciting episode. Talk to you all in 2024! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_ - Fo…

Send us a Text Message. The Epstein flight list is going to coming out early next year and it's time you set your picks! Over 170 names, how many can you guess correctly? Oddly enough, TV shows for babies are getting pretty controversial these days. Fat people getting special treatment on airlines still beats service dogs in my book. - Buy me a cof…

Send us a Text Message. GTA 6 is coming out in a couple years to remind us how dumb we really are. The more you look at what's going on you realize how accurate that game is at depicting our lives. Our former president sells digital trading cards, an olympic snowboarder crashing a plane for YouTube and laws being written by AI. All that and more is…

Send us a Text Message. Sorry for the tardiness ladies and gents. I was in Providence, RI for a show so we did the podcast there too. Super late. Don't you know that it's late? Enjoy. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/ - Follow me on …

Send us a Text Message. Something very dangerous is happening in France and it has to do with their trademark: the cigarette. Here on the show we don't support anti-tobacco rhetoric and we're doing everything we can to fight back. Also a guy at Disneyland gets his moneys worth. I guess it really is a small world after all. - Buy me a coffee! - http…

Send us a Text Message. One week away from Turkey Day and the most American holiday, Black Friday. Get wild, get full, get an assault charge for hitting a person at Target. If you and your partner need to a Valentine's Day vacation head over to the Florida Man Games. You can sweat in a field and drink while teams compete in some wacky events. Will …

Send us a Text Message. This week we start off with the most pressing issue I could think of: what caused my gout? A conversation for the likes of old people in a coffee shop. I also hope you all voted this past Tuesday. Tommy Lee predicts the future (not really but kinda). Other things happen that are loads of fun as well. - Buy me a coffee! - htt…

Send us a Text Message. Halloween just passed and we get a little nostalgic about our favorite holiday. A high school teacher in Arizona faces some steep consequences for a fun costume gag. Also, we remind the audience of what fun strong, leaders look and sound like. TV shows have gone nude and we'd like to dedicate this episode to the entire cast …

Send us a Text Message. The cultural phenomenon known as One Dollar Margaritas from Applebee's, has been sweeping our great nation. Dwight Howard is up to some wild, wacky and potentially illegal things. Think basketball(s). Lots of states are suing Meta because Facebook and Instagram is addictive and bad for kids! Since when?! - Buy me a coffee! -…

Send us a Text Message. This week we take a step back from the horrors of the world and stay lighthearted. Britney Spears' memoir is releasing next week and a particular story in it, has people talking. Guiness World Records screws up a magnificent feat for a woman of 104 years. Tupac's murder plot thickens and it involves Diddy...maybe. Donald Tru…

Send us a Text Message. Second hand embarrassment is a real thing. We in America know there's some bad stuff going on in Gaza and Israel, but we just want the McRib! Jason Mamoa getting wacky on the set of Aquaman 2. Anyone else wish Aaron Rodgers would shut up about stuff that's not football? Maybe it's just me. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.bu…

Send us a Text Message. Billy couldn't make it so I am here alone today, just like old times. Listen while I reminisce about my time un Connecticut. There was a major coup this weekend, one that should be see Rep. Jamaal Bowman in a prison cell!! Kanye says something a lot of us probably agree with in regards to Cardi B. That and more!! - Buy me a …

Send us a Text Message. Yes the fall season is upon us and boy do we feel it. JPMorgan settles out of court in regards to a fella we can't get enough of, Jeffery Epstein. We cover a cute, fun story about a brother and sister running away from home. I learn the newest meaning of tone-deaf while covering an influencer who said the wrong word. That an…

Send us a Text Message. Are you ready to start taking democracy in your own hands but don't know where to start? Protectdemocracy.com will give you the instruction needed to protect against authoritarian rule. With all the craziness happening like potentially being charged for Twitter, RFK Jr. being denied security protocols and teachers getting fi…

Send us a Text Message. We're back this week with some real heat. Listen to hear about my first bicycle accident, probably since I was a child and why Aaron Rodgers will never be great. Also, we touch on the clientele at Burning Man, how messy they are and how they rule our futures. We pay an homage to my favorite little town, New London CT. This b…

Send us a Text Message. Rich Men North Of Richmond is a good song and a real country song too. Forget these other pop artists with southern accents, I want a guy with a scraggly beard in his backyard singing to me! Covid is trying to stay relevant like an 80s metal band. RIP Bob Barker who was killed in a plane crash in Russia. Also, a Chicago news…

Send us a Text Message. Come one, come all to the biggest do-over event ever: Fyre Festival II! Let's get Billy McFarland's attention so I can perform "somewhere in the Caribbean". Scotland is bored as hell so they're gonna send the biggest research team they have to search for none other than the Loch Ness Monster. Also a lady in Boston is engaged…

Send us a Text Message. Sometimes we get things wrong on the show and it turns out Lil Tay is alive and that her account was hacked. At least we know Anonymous wasn't behind this. Young Thug and Donald Trump could be cell mates. 'The Blind Side' ISN'T a good story with a happy ending?! The guy who made lots of money predicted the 2008 recession jus…

Send us a Text Message. Today we talk about last weeks bender, living like a king at the world famous Yankee Stadium and losing a c-note on Nate Diaz (even though he still won). Maui is burning to the ground so reschedule your trips you spent months saving for! We also discuss the mysterious death (maybe?) of the world famous, Little Tay. Also, we …

Send us a Text Message. First off RIP Pee Wee Herman. He was a creepy bastard but is somehow ingrained in our minds forever. Sun Bears stand weird and could possibly be human beings in costumes at a Chinese zoo. Some bro MMA talk. Listen and find out kid. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on…

Send us a Text Message. The new show, The Bear, is a real hit and I wonder why. Oppenheimer was a great movie about notoriety in America. We also talk about Jason Aldean and all of the things that happen in a small town. Our former president, Barack Obama's chef drowned in fight feet of water Martha's Vineyard. I'm not saying Clintons... Finally we…

Send us a Text Message. Matt is a stand-up comic based out of Jersey City and I'm happy to have had this conversation with him. We talk about stand up, female school shooters, human sentiments and nuclear bombs. A very well rounded conversation, to say the least. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking S…

Send us a Text Message. Another episode riddled with technical difficulties but a fun one nonetheless. The anal bead chess cheater, Hans Niemann, is getting unfair legal treatment. Underwater music festival in Florida supposed to help protect the ocean. A world record attempt in Oregon. Britney Spears releasing her long awaited life story this Fall…

Send us a Text Message. Thank you for joining us for this lovely, post 4th of July podcast. Billy is out of town so I invited Eddie on the show to talk about media, California and a slew of other malarkey. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian - Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokings…

Send us a Text Message. Madonna hospitalized and having to postpone her tour is a real shame for all of you 80s ladies looking to be like a virgin again. The fact that two men on the forefront of modern technology are potentially getting ready to fist fight should worry you deeply. Zuck vs. Musk will answer the age old question: which super billion…

Send us a Text Message. Top G has been charged with some very bad stuff. Luckily, according to him, he's done nothing wrong. The pentagon made a little oopsie and forgot to carry the two. Rich people are playing video games at the bottom of the ocean and this is a REALLY tough level. RFK Jr. and BlackRock employee allude to the same things regardin…