They finally did it....they broke us. I hope you enjoy your "RELEVANT INFORMATION" Ryan! [Content Warning: No mentions of Heath Ledger, No Mentions of A Knights Tale, Actual Information] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

They told us this one sounded "too much like a car commercial", to which we said "WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING?". [Content Warning: Fantasy Podcasts, Comedy Podcasts, Podcasts that give you that sitting around the table with your friends feeling] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg…

We were told this trailer was "too unhinged" and that we should try one where the cast "isn't surprised that they're recording a trailer". [Content Warning: A VERY surprised Shawn] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Shawn, Rev and Abdul try their best to explain the upcoming crossover and go on about 7 tangents in 2 minutes. [Content Warning: Sexy Grunts of Acknowledgement, 50 Year Old Cartoons, The Trivago DILF] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

As Razor Tusk approaches and the future of the Halfling Lands hangs in the balance, the gang puts on a play. [Content Warning: PvPvP, Sweepin' Steve, Black Sabbath] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

We reveal some HUGE news! Also Abdul exposes his SIN. It's not what you think. [Content Warning: EXTREME COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Cool Treat Kids get ready to take on the Gaba Ghoulies, and Paul fully breaks all his fingers. [Content Warning: Bored Paralegals, Pretty Nurses, Shattered Hands] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

On the way to face the Pumpkin King, the gang makes approximately 7 plans then executes none of them. [Content Warning: Dodge Grand Caravans, Jingly Swords, Unlicensed Pyrotechnics] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang parties with some halflings and Billie faces the consequences of a potato based betrayal. [Content Warning: Peck Dances, Complicated Feelings, Old Grudges] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Franklin finds himself in possibly the worst situation a 15 year old could be in. Alone, on a Ferris Wheel. [Content Warning: Nosey Carnies, Accidental Stalking, Inconvenient Echoes] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Narration by Ken Burns. [Content Warning: Ken Burns, Pissy Mints, Anime Headspaces] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest. But we delivered the bomb. [Content Warning: Racist Pigs, Insular Halflings, Petty Kings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers...that's pretty much the whole thing. [Content Warning: Steven Soderbergh Cuts, Super Soaker, A Second Super Soaker] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang begins their journey to Highspear and end up stumbling upon the Halfling Lands. [Content Warning: Lazy Punchlines, Insecure Water Fowl, Morgan Freeman-esque Stumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Perell tries to re-establish the stakes and pin down the narrative while literally everyone else becomes obsessed with "Buffet Strategies". [Content Warning: Prawns, Danishes, Visible Poop] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Cool Treat Kids' codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin's broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard. [Content Warning: Childhood Codependence, Lifeguard Fights, Speedo Kids] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

Vyng returns to Hybernia to resolve his gesh and save his father. Meanwhile, Billie and Tuk teach Victor how to play Sorry. [Content Warning: Enraged Elephant Seals, Marble Bribes, Sad Dads] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks! [Content Warning: Surprise Religious Conversions, Rotten Buns, Gossipy Wizards] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream. [Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

....your road is coming to an end. [Content Warning: Creation Myths, Gaslighting Gods, Imps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister. [Content Warning: Stepdad Stuff, Schindler's List References, Failed Puns] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

The gang apprehend a shrubbery then search through the Cloister for the only elf who can help them save the heart tree, and they find him in deep shit. [Content Warning: Tobias, Gregolith and Derrick the Donkey] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately. [Content Warning: Blatant, Copyright, Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre. [Content Warning: Terrible Luck, Sisterly Glares, Floor Treasure] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Destruction, Pineapple Juice, Lore Dumps] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca…

The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag. [Content Warning: Terrible Series Finale Ideas, Brainwaves, New Jersey Accents] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: ht…

The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires. [Content Warning: Marble Negotiations, Ron Swanson Tributes, Chicken Desires] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store…

Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever. If you'd like Abdul to GM an insane game for you and 3 of your closest friends sign up for the PISS MONSTER TIER today!! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore/membership…

The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters. [Content Warning: Failed Bribery, Tom Hiddleston, Mungbeans] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers. [Content Warning: Teen Staches, Laser Worms, Slow Motion Entrances] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

With the long awaited reply to their missive to the library, the only thing that stands between our heroes and the answers they've been searching for is their questionable literacy. [Content Warning: Inception References, Pizza Hut Buffets, Exposition Dumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQ…

The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks. [Content Warning: Pissy Vestments, Pissy Sleepover, Pissy Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture. [Content Warning: Pee Secrets, Words, Arms] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his marble jar. [Content Warning: Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Musical Gaslighting, Little Turdlets, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringeme…

The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally. [Content Warning: Secret Stretching, Disruptive Zoology, Coin Paranoia] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest. [Content Warning: Reddit Insecurity, Dick Jokes, Satirical Threats] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises. [Content Warning: Coy Doves, Child Bribery, Light Saber Noises] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal. [Content Warning: Accidental Racism, Pie Re-assembly, Unintentional Kidnapping] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: The Doof Warrior, Motorcycle Sounds, Safety] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: ht…

Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is. [Content Warning: Ranger Signs, Elven Names, Chronic Halitosis] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood. [Content Warning: "Funny" Ghost Stories, Weiner Roasts, Childhood Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Secrets, Diarrhea, Inappropriate Vampirism] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community:…

Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next. [Content Warning: Dad Stuff, Mom Stuff, I Feel Statements] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back. [Content Warning: Restaurant Closures, Bad Harmonies, Grade 6 Science Experiments] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Sipping Beers, Tony Baloney, Cactus Girls] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2…

The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time. [Content Warning: Angry Kissing, Lore Dumps, Arrogant Architects] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…

We explore the tower of the oldest and most feared wizard in history, Addernack Allwater. Also, Maggie does a square dance. [Content Warning: Books, Ball Rooms, Dance Based Challenges] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2tSpout Lore

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids test their mettle against the arcane challenges of the chocolate factory. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Irresponsible Guardians, Immature Phrasing, Vegan Regret] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community:…

The gang parleys with an emo wolf who helps them in their quest to get to the tower. [Content Warning: Petty Fights, Incell Wolves, The Punishing Vastness of All of Time Stretched Out and Displayed Before a Puny Mortal Mind] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t…