Bret and David return from a four-month absence to discuss Suitable Flesh and their trip to Steel City Con in Monroeville, Pennsylvania.The Swearwolves

Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by discussing some of their recent conventions and the 2022 horror-adjacent action comedy, Violent Night.The Swearwolves

Bret and his wife hit up 3 horror conventions in a 24-hour span, so he and David discuss Monster-Mania Con 56, Famous Monsters Fest, and Waldorf Estate of Fear. They also provide their spoiler-free thoughts on Womp Stomp Films’ Friday the 13th fan film: Never Hike Alone 2, and David gives his spoiler-free take on The Exorcist: Believer.…

In this supersized episode, Bret and David discuss David’s recent trip to Pasadena, California, for the Halloween 45: Forty-Five Years of Terror convention. Find out what he did, who he met, who he didn’t meet, what he got signed, what he bought, and a whole lot more!The Swearwolves

Bret & David return from their hiatus and talk about Mad Monster Party AZ, New Jersey Horror Con, upcoming conventions, and Halloween H20: 20 Years Later.The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about David’s recent trips to Monsterpalooza and Europe, discuss Freddy vs. Jason (2003), play some voice messages from listeners, and say goodbye to the podcast… at least for now.The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss David’s trip to Texas Frightmare Weekend and Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994).The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a round trip from Camp Crystal Lake to New York City as they discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993).The Swearwolves

Bret and David wrap up John Carpenter’s theatrically-released horror films by discussing 1995’s Village of the Damned.The Swearwolves

Bret and David take perhaps their final trip to Haddonfield and discuss 1995’s Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about Bret’s time at Chiller Theatre, make a big announcement, and discuss Husk (2011).The Swearwolves

Bret and David ignore their map, head down a desolate road, and discuss Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990).The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about Bret’s experience at Monster-Mania Con and discuss the 1995 sci-fi horror flick, Species.The Swearwolves

Bret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1988).The Swearwolves

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest (1987).The Swearwolves

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).The Swearwolves

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986).The Swearwolves

Bret and David awaken to find themselves on an island and (in between fighting to the death) discuss Battle Royale (2000).The Swearwolves

Bret and David forfeit their electronic devices, fly to Poland, and discuss Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020).The Swearwolves

Bret and David inject themselves with vampire and werewolf blood, become unstoppable hybrids, and discuss Underworld (2003).The Swearwolves

Bret and David dump toxic waste into a pond, douse themselves in perfume, and discuss Eight Legged Freaks (2002).The Swearwolves

Bret and David bone up on their horror movie trivia, return to Woodsboro, and discuss Scream 4 (2011).The Swearwolves

Bret and David have an awkward therapy session, prepare a vegetarian lunch, and discuss The Deadly Spawn (1983).The Swearwolves

Bret and David head to the woods and refuse to stop recording as they discuss The Last Broadcast (1998).The Swearwolves

Bret and David stuff a shoe in a toilet, fight awkwardly, and twirl with wild abandon as they discuss Possession (1981).The Swearwolves

Bret and David age twenty-seven years and wrap up the Pennywise saga by discussing It: Chapter Two (2019).The Swearwolves

Bret and David make a paper boat, sail it down a storm drain, and discuss the 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King’s It.The Swearwolves

Bret and David board up their doors and windows, and discuss Tom Savini’s remake of George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1990).The Swearwolves

Bret and David bury themselves alive, party in a vacant house, and discuss 1986’s Spookies.The Swearwolves

Bret and David ring in 2023 by getting swole and watching Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995).The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and as an added bonus, David shares a brief conversation he recently had with the Master of Horror himself!The Swearwolves

Bret and David must have been on the naughty list this year, because they’re spending their Christmas watching 1989’s Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!The Swearwolves

With Christmas just a couple of weeks away, Bret and David get into the holiday spirit by discussing Deadly Games (1989).The Swearwolves

Bret and David kick off December by discussing Antlers (2021). With a title like that, it has to be Christmasy… right?The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a listener’s suggestion and check out a movie about a killer cat: Uninvited (1987).The Swearwolves

Bret & David celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing a movie that honors the great tradition of going berserk to save a few bucks: Black Friday (2021).The Swearwolves

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by checking out a film of her choosing: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976).The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a trip back to the early 2000’s and discuss the infamous Wes Craven werewolf flick, Cursed (2015)..The Swearwolves

Happy Halloween! To celebrate the best day of the year, Bret and David put on costumes, discuss John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), and give a spoiler-free review of Halloween Ends (2022). They also chat about David’s trip to Burbank for Son of Monsterpalooza, where he met some of the cast from the original film.…

Bret and David find a book wrapped in plastic and barbed wire, read incantations from it aloud, and discuss 2013’s Evil Dead.The Swearwolves

Bret & David try to make each other’s head explode while discussing David Cronenberg’s Scanners (1981).The Swearwolves

Bret and David sharpen their stakes, gather some holy water, and head back to the late 80’s to discuss Fright Night Part 2!The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss a PG-rated film in this R-rated episode: Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983).The Swearwolves

Bret and David bid adios to September, and ring in the best month of the year by discussing Rocktober Blood (1984).The Swearwolves

Bret and David recap their trip to Cincinnati for HorrorHound Weekend, and discuss Child’s Play 2 (1990).The Swearwolves

Bret and David call each other out on past movie ratings in a new segment, and discuss 1987’s Slaughterhouse.The Swearwolves

In this episode, David talks about the latest addition to his pinball collection, Bret introduces a new segment, and Nightmare Weekend (1986) is discussed.The Swearwolves

Bret and David stand in front of a mirror, chicken out at the last minute, and discuss 2021’s Candyman.The Swearwolves

In this super-sized episode, Bret and David recap their recent trip to Steel City Con in Monroeville, PA, to meet John Carpenter, Bret talks about his day at Monster Mania in NJ, and then they discuss Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988).The Swearwolves

Bret and David turn down the lights, fire up Netflix, and discuss There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021).The Swearwolves