I speak about The Conservative Party and their banal awfulness. I don't really say much else. They are quite stunning. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

This week I've been parenting three quarters of my children all by myself. Jessie was away working, I ponder this experience. I speak about Glastonbury, memories, thoughts and whatnot. Thats all really. Please like and subscribe. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe…

The Alfie Brown Show comes out every Wednesday. This week I speak about social media, dog shit, viagra and vlogging. What a week. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

In this episode of the hit podcast The Alfie Brown Show I speak with too much honesty about doing badly at my first work in progress for my new show. I speak about PMQs and to a degree about Love Island. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

I am back in town. Home from Australia and ready once again to embark upon the solo podcast. This was what was in my head at the time of pressing record. I hope it is met with satisfaction. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

This week the comedian Alfie Brown (me) is cranky because he has had no sleep but hopefully he still articulates himself well enough to continue having the very best solo podcast there is in this country. This week he speaks about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock but more than a take on that, it was a take how people reacted to it. Anyway. Please eng…

In this Friday episode of the much celebrated The Alfie Brown Show I speak from a position of ignorance on horse racing. Is it an accepted madness, or is it really great and beautiful? Who can say? Me, well I have a bash. I also speak about going to the gym and the horror. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscri…

Today on The Alfie Brown Show I go... NO AGENDA. As a little experiment I decided not to write myself an agenda, to try and find out what is in my heart. Also I get a call from Jessie who breaks some big news (for me) live on the podcast. Please like and subscribe and all that business. Leave me a comment. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown …

Hello. In this episode I talk about the mania of endless children's TV, the demise of Chelsea FC, crap men and heroic women on the maternity ward and buying things. PLEASE vote for me in the Best Show category at the Chortle Awards here ... https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2022/03/08/50324/chortle-awards-2022-voting-now-open Get full access to Monste…

This episode is smarter than it sounds, but not as smart as you'd like it to be. It's another episode talking about the appalling and disgusting invasion of Ukraine by Vladimir Putin. I also try to talk about the city of Brighton, Tyson Fury, Lent and but honestly the war is pretty preoccupying. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebro…

In this episode of The Alfie Brown Show I discuss what I think Vladimir Putin's motivation for war might be, I also talk about my favourite age for a child ( in a nice way ) and I discuss the bloom of my TikTok career. Come and see me on tour https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Follow me on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alfiebrowncomedian/?hl=en …

I talk about podcasting from an Ibis Hotel, Jimmy Carr's rubbish joke ( am I a hypocrite? ), Kurt Zouma kicking his cat and other things more generally. I'm on tour at the moment, for god sake come. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

There is a brand new intro. I hope it lends something to your listening experience. In this episode stand-up comedian Alfie Brown speaks about Joe Rogan and cults, football transfers and capitalism. It's all here for you in this, the world famous Alfie Brown Show. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe…

In this episode of hit comedy podcast 'The Alfie Brown Show' I speak about the exciting changes being made here in the offices. This actually becomes a conversation about being aesthetically self aware. Then later on I speak about how your relationship with your parents shifts as you move into adulthood. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at…

This episode of The Alfie Brown Show comes to you straight from my brand new, state of the art, central London recording studio. Obvisously it looks appalling but not for long. In this episode I talk about how very humble I am, and on from there; humility in general. I talk about attraction. I can't really remember what else. Get full access to Mon…

It is a brand new year. A big, long and brand new 'The Alfie Brown Show' episode to contend with. I maunder and mewl about New Year's resolutions, film opinions, Sherry Turkle's Reclaiming Conversation and The Kardashians. What fun. In part2 I talk to Jessie about her baby addiction. Tickets to my tour here. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full…

This is Christmas week isn't it? So that's surely going to be mentioned. I also speak at length about the joy of a local coffee shop and indeed speak about conspirac theory about coffee shops. It's not real. Conspiracy theories usually aren't. Have a great christmas x The Alfie Brown Show Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.subs…

The omicron variant is dangerously close to ruining my working life so here I am. Instead of crying over cancelled gigs, I am podcasting. I really want to write a harrowing stand-up routine about the experience of a breakup, so I talk about that. I also speak about mini-breaking in Liverpool and polyamoury. In the Omicron Special! Please share and …

This week I had no wine, I had just emotionally spent myself watching Formula 1 racing and I was awaiting a midnight feast. I speak about christmas shopping, a play called The Goat and self-help books. The Alfie Brown Show is not sponsored. If you have a startup or bohemian poison gas company please get in touch. buy tickets to my tour here https:/…

This week she is pregnant again. I of course mean Jessie, my partner, my common law wife. I also apeak about cooking for my children, compulsory vaccination and Dan Walker's Strictly Come Dancing exit. Book tickets to see me on tour here ... https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscri…

This week I am a mess. I am totally and woefully a mess. I have been to Frozen the Musical and I've not taken it well. I've attempted to understand NFT's. I've spoken about internalised misogyny, possibly unsuccessfully. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. If you like it here is a link to my website on which you can buy tickets to watch me…

Hello. This week I decided to start talking as quickly as I could without waffle and found that I exposed myself emotionally. I speak about the risk / reward of parenthood, I speak about the devastating consciousness shifting experience of posting on social media and from there I hint at my desire to take steroids. Sorry about me. Buy tickets to my…

This week I discuss becoming violent during my shows at The Soho Theatre, I discover what breadcrumbing is, I learn about antinatalism... and I probably talk about other things as well. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN

Hello. On this week of all weeks Alfie has decided to address the Greta Thunberg dilemma, after last week some people messaged and asked for further inquiry. Beyond that there is some chat about COP26 generally, old sitcoms and bad ways to start the day. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe…

Alfie talks about Halloween. Did you all express yourselves? Alfie talks about the term 'problematic' and examines the problem with it. It was also his sons birthday and his toilet is broken so he hasn't had a comfortable poo in 4 days. Questions also answered on who he would most like to look like and what wouldn't he do to cure world hunger? The …

ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS SORROW FOR NEWCASTLE FANS IN THE WAKE OF THEIR TAKEOVER, EXPENSIVE TOILET ROLL, REVIEWERS, ENVY AND THE POTENTIAL KILLING OF CARTOON CHARACTERS. The Alfie Brown Show is the best UK comedy podcast south of the Watford Gap Services. Alfie Brown is the 3rd best stand-up comedian in the world. Tickets for his tour at www.alfiebrow…

ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS 'ROID RAGE (HIS DIET), BEING AN IMPATIENT DAD, HIS FIRST LOVE, STAR SIGNS, ZACH BRAFF / FLORENCE PUGH AND OUR DWINDLING ATTENTION SPANS. . . THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SENT SUGGESTIONS FOR THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe…

IN THIS - THE FIRST EVER EP OF THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW - ALFIE TALKS ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE LIKING RAP, JORDAN PETERSON, CANCEL CULTURE AND VIOLENCE IN BRISTOL. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribeALFIE BROWN