Life's a bitch, and then society kicks you in the teeth. "Better Assholes" is your daily dose of dark humor and social commentary. We're not here to sugarcoat anything. Expect brutal honesty, cynical observations, and maybe a few laughs along the way as we navigate this messed-up world.
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The LA fires have wreaked havoc, leaving countless people devastated. But what if the real spark wasn’t nature, but human mismanagement? In this episode of Better Assholes, we uncover how poor leadership, state and city missteps, and a flawed DEI policy turned into a recipe for disaster. From exclusionist hiring practices to political priorities go…
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No, Canadians Really Don't Want Chrystia Freeland to be the Next Prime Minister.
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Mainstream Media’s New Favorite? The liberal mainstream media in America is rallying behind their pick for Canada’s next Prime Minister—but didn’t they learn from their past mistakes? Can the second-in-command of a failed government really take the top spot? And do Canadians want someone complicit in the decline of their lives leading the nation? B…
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🔥 LA FIRES: Arson or Something More Sinister? 🔥 Reports of arson are swirling as wildfires rage across Los Angeles. Could eco-terrorists be deliberately setting blazes to push their climate change agenda? 🤔 We investigate the disturbing trend and its potential connection to similar incidents in Canada. 🇨🇦 #LAFires #Arson #EcoTerrorism #ClimateChang…
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Burning Point: The LA Fires and the Politics of Preparedness
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Los Angeles is ablaze, and the fires are sparking more than just flames—they’re igniting debates about politics, climate, and preparation. In this episode, Better Assholes break down the causes, the chaos, and the political drama fueling the infernos. As we wish everyone affected the best, we also explore how we can better prepare for the future. S…
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As Trump ramps up his rhetoric about acquiring Canada, a growing number of Canadians are fed up with Trudeau, liberal politics, and the fallout of mass immigration. Could the disillusionment with wokeness and governance push Canada toward the ultimate prize—joining the United States? Better Assholes break down the political and cultural shifts fuel…
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WWE Raw Moves to Netflix: A New Era Begins
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Get ready for a seismic shift in sports entertainment! WWE Raw is moving to Netflix, starting tonight. Join Better Assholes as we dive into the excitement, the implications, and what this means for fans and the wrestling world. From exclusive content to behind-the-scenes access, this episode covers everything you need to know about WWE Raw's new ho…
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In a momentous event, Justin Trudeau has officially resigned. Join Better Assholes as we cover the live reactions and take a deep dive into how his leadership impacted Canada—skyrocketing home prices, grocery inflation, and immigration policies that left citizens frustrated. Canadians may feel relief, but what comes next for the nation?…
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Breaking news as Justin Trudeau announces his resignation, marking the end of a contentious era. From economic turmoil to housing crises and immigration controversies, we reflect on the legacy of Canada’s outgoing leader and the consequences of his tenure. What’s next for a nation grappling with the fallout? Tune in for analysis and predictions.…
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The Diddy Dilemma: Scandal, Success, and Secrets
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As the allegations pile up, one has to ask: where did Diddy find the time? From running a record label and clothing line to hosting star-studded parties, the shocking claims of drug, weapon, and human trafficking beg deeper questions. Join us as Better Assholes explore the curious balance of business, celebrity, and controversy surrounding one of h…
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In this episode of Better Assholes, we dive into the growing sentiment against Justin Trudeau, as many Canadians call for his resignation and demand a federal election. Is Trudeau's leadership a reflection of a narcissistic dictatorship, or is this political unrest the result of polarized politics? We explore the current state of Canadian democracy…
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The Death of Dining Out: How Restaurants Lost Their Charm
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Remember when dining out was a family treat everyone could afford? Those days are gone. In this episode of Better Assholes, we explore how inflation, hidden fees, and tipping culture have made eating out a less appealing—and often frustrating—experience. From cherished family meals to budget-breaking nights, what went wrong with the joy of restaura…
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After scamming her obviously not so bright fans, Hawk Tuah girl will have to get back to hawk tuahing for money again.
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YouTube reigns supreme for creators, leaving Spotify trailing behind. From poor free plans to clunky software, Spotify struggles while YouTube shines for podcasts, videos, and more. Could Google save Spotify, or is it time for creators to move on? Let's discuss.
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Back in the Ring: Wrestling’s Comeback and Its 2025 Future
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Wrestling’s golden years hooked us as kids and made university hangouts epic, but somewhere along the line, it lost its spark—or maybe we did. Fast forward to today, and wrestling is hotter than ever. In this episode, we explore its resurgence, why it’s thriving again, and where it’s headed in 2025.
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DEI Debacle: Where Did It All Go Wrong?
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The DEI movement started as a push for inclusivity, but did it miss the mark? Instead of uplifting racial minorities and LGBT communities, it often became a platform for woke white women and gay white men to climb the corporate ladder. What happened to true diversity?
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Streaming the Dream: How Netflix Killed the Movie Star
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Remember when blockbuster films ruled Hollywood and movie stars were larger-than-life? Now it's The Rock, Kevin Hart, and Netflix originals every week. No stars, no blockbusters, and no magic. Join Better Assholes as we explore how Netflix reshaped entertainment—and not for the better.
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Future generations will look back and wonder what all these deranged people were thinking...
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Who’s Buying EVs, and Why?
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Electric cars are marketed as the future, but are they really better? In this episode of Better Assholes, we break down who’s buying EVs and why most people seem reluctant to jump on the bandwagon. From high prices to questionable value, and yes, Tesla drivers being jerks, we explore if EVs are truly the way forward—or just another fad with a bad r…
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Before politics, Donald Trump was a hip-hop muse. In the 80s and 90s, rappers admired his wealth, self-made success, and larger-than-life persona. From cameos on albums to hanging with rap royalty, Better Assholes explore how Trump became an unexpected icon in the rap world.
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A quick dive into the political highs and lows of 2024, from Biden and Trump to Kamala and Trudeau. What did this year teach us, and what can we expect in 2025? Thanks for tuning in to Better Assholes —big things are ahead!
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Reflecting on the legacy of former President Jimmy Carter, Better Assholes discuss his reputation as a kind and understanding man, yet a one-term, ineffective leader. From his polarizing presidency to his later years of sidelined opinions, we explore his complex impact on history.
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Lazy Weight Loss: The Ozempic Era
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Once upon a time, losing weight meant eating right and breaking a sweat. Then, it became a "disease" to avoid the truth—laziness. Now, weight loss is all the rage thanks to meds like Ozempic that let you shed pounds without lifting a finger. Is this progress, or just another excuse? Tune in to Better Assholes as we weigh in on this new trend!…
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Happy Boxing Day! Today on Better Assholes, we explore the fading appeal of this once-loved shopping holiday in an Amazon-dominated world. Plus, Donald Trump’s teasing about “taking over Canada”—is it a joke, or should Canadians be concerned? Tune in for the fun and the thought-provoking!
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In this heartfelt episode of Better Assholes, we reflect on what Christmas has become. Has it lost its spirit in a haze of greed and spending competitions? Between the pressure to buy and the loss of meaning, it just doesn’t feel the same. What would Jesus do—and what should we?
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Christmas: Capitalism's Greatest Heist
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In this episode of Better Assholes, we unwrap the truth about Christmas and how it’s been hijacked by capitalism. From endless sales to the erasure of its religious roots, the holiday is now all about spending. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Boxing Week—are we celebrating or just consuming?
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This episode of Better Assholes dives into the recent rampage at a German Christmas market and why liberal media outlets like CNN and CBC are downplaying it. We explore the event, the possible motives, and the media's selective reporting. What’s being left unsaid—and why?
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Ever notice how ordering Uber Eats always seems like a gamble? In this episode of Better Assholes, I share my Saturday night disaster—what should've been a quick meal turned into chaos thanks to an incompetent driver. Hungry, lazy, and now frustrated, I spill the tea on delivery gone wrong.
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In this wild episode of Better Assholes, we dive into Diddy's legal troubles and the bizarre rumors swirling around his baby oil fetish. Who really got "gay for Diddy," and what does it all mean? A no-holds-barred look at celebrity scandals and the chaos they bring.
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India's Shadow Over Canada
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In this episode of Better Assholes, we uncover how the Indian government is running operations in Canada, from espionage to intimidation. We explore the crisis of international students, inside agents, people smuggling, and organized crime that’s reshaping Canada’s security landscape.
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Unscripted and Still Better Assholes
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In this episode, we’re shaking things up! Better Assholes goes unscripted for a rawer, more natural vibe. Plus, we dive into Trudeau’s refusal to step down and what it means for Canada’s future. Change is in the air—both for us and the country.
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Canada, the 51st State.
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Canada The 51st State?: Trump's recent comments have sparked a heated debate about Canada's potential future as part of the United States. Tune in as Better Assholes discuss the pros, cons, and everything in between.
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What's going on in Canada?
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Better Assholes take on the slow-motion trainwreck that is Canada in 2024. From Trudeau’s tax grabs to far-left finger-wagging, housing crises, and immigration scams, we break down how the Great White North became the land of “Do as I command, eh?”
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Trudeau considering his options as leader after Freeland quits cabinet, sources say Chrystia Freeland, Canada’s finance minister, said in an explosive letter published Monday morning that she will quit cabinet.
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Democrats keep talking about Donald Trump putting people in concentration camps. Better Assholes always knows better. Democrats were practically exiling people during COVID.
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You know, the reason why we're doing this really, you know, we're, we're at a tipping point where people kind of understand now that there's something going on and there's something sinister and serious at play. And you know, we only have a ⁓ limited amount of time to really figure it out until it becomes a serious threat to us all, and that's very…
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North American Healthcare: A Tale of Two Systems
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In this episode of Better Assholes, we dissect the Canadian and American healthcare systems, exposing hypocrisy, greed, and the human cost of broken systems. From obscene executive pay to patient struggles, we dive into the controversies, including recent threats against insurers and the shocking murder of an insurance CEO. Whether it’s wait times,…
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Tired of the same old societal narratives? Join the "Better Assholes" – those scarred by culture, dissecting its flaws with wit and unflinching honesty. Expect the unexpected.
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