In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekCl…

In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/olo…

We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit…

In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/…

WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClap…

In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with DASHA NEKRASOVA!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekC…

We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.r…

On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events (it's hard to explain.) After that we have an interv…

In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.ne…

In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.you…

Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Musi…

In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF --------------------------------------- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClapp…

We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: htt…

In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is still good. Listen to Cam's podcast: https://podcast…

WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://ww…

Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on YouTube (and are best listened to in order), or can be foun…

WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/…

In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:…

WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please skip this one. This is for serious Clap-heads only, an…

This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our dog's injury situation and loads of other crazy stuff g…

In this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…

In this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmus…

BOOM! Cheek Clappers is back with an absolute banger. We talk about giving away a free bed frame to some angry youths, squirting, arse cramps, infant mortality, zoos, Gregg Wallace and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://said…

This one starts out funny and then we fall into SERIOUSNESS and DEPRESSION. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/

This is two episodes combined. First we talk about a terrifying incident in which Tara was assaulted in her sleep, then later on we answer questions from a list Tara found on the internet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit…

On this episode we talk about a recent incident with our neighbours that ended with me having a (sort of) fight with an old man. We also talk about food, fat people, Jordan Peterson's daughter and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our fo…

We start off this episode by talking about flavoured condoms and then we invent our own flavours. After that we read some listener correspondence and talk about sluts, prostitutes, sobriety and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum…

Things get freaky on this one. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic

In this one I talk about my DAY FROM HELL while Tara tries her best to derail it with POINTLESS and SHITTY interjections about NOTHING. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/…

In this one we try to start again after a bad weekend. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL The Bus Driver: A Revenge Story: https://bit.ly/44jbsvd…

We get deep on this one talking about Pride and various other things. Chris D'elia also stops by at one point. Check out my new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic…

We're BACK (in the studio)! We talk about the variety of Oloffs out there, Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Blur vs. Oasis, incest, Two and a Half Men, pedos, technology, a rotund gentleman eating sweets on the train, me being humiliated by a little girl in a shop and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.…

In this one we take 2C-B and go for a walk. The first half hour or so is a bit slow but then it gets good after that. We talk about scooters, wanking challenges, perverts, Xenia, Christian films, Sabrina the Teenage Witch being ugly, fucking the shit out of Laura Woods and the time I took a shit in a garden. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekCla…

Today on Cheek Clappers we are joined by Pieter Tritton (also known as "Posh Pete"), a Cardiff university student turned drug trafficker who spent almost a decade in the Ecuadorian prison system. This was a really enjoyable and interesting interview about a range of topics including mentally surviving prison, the allure of trafficking, redemption, …

This is a good one. First I relive some INFURIATING family memories and get some stuff off my chest and then we talk about what foods black and white people eat, a guy fucking a crocodile and me fucking a dolphin. Then later on we go for an evening stroll and Tara takes a trip down memory lane to tell us some more depraved stories from the boarding…

In this episode we start off at home and talk about anorexic people, an OUTRAGEOUS homeless man outside Lidl and various other things before Tara makes us eat some foul pickles which makes me really angry. After that we go for a long walk in the mountains and talk about various things including Savile, Hitler, Pingu, school bullying and Tim Westwoo…

This episode starts out quite manic and then Tara brings up an embarrassing story of me sucking a dildo which really pisses me off. Later on we talk about MILFs (as usual), the Dalai Lama sucking a boys tongue, Ron Atkinson and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https:/…

In this episode we talk about my resurrection, inconsiderate locals, deer being sexy, Tara wanting to fuck jaguars, scruffy wrongons and much more. We also eat some eggs at the end. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.…

RIP Ciaran

Wow! This is a mad one. It starts off fairly normal, with us on our way to a letting agency to resolve a dispute over an apartment. After that we talk about dogs, bad drivers, pedophiles and landlords and much more... Then on the way home things get EXPLOSIVE and we have a huge argument. One for the ages for sure. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/Ch…

In this one we take 2C-B and talk about Tara having a spicy wank, Pandora's Box, Greek people, a Chinese man being forced to eat shit, Spanish people's tardiness and much more. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/o…

We talk about black people being brown, stolen Irish valour, the Ugly Bitch Awards and a disastrous hiking trip we went on. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6

In this one we talk about cinnamon, baby swapping, ethnic cuisines, and a weird song Tara used to sing when she was a child. This episode is quite good but not Peak Clappers. We will be back to our brilliant best soon though. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy…

In this episode we start off talking about ragebait cultural nonsense but then decide that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and we should stop talking about politics for a while. After that Tara has a bit of a meltdown about her weight and I peer pressure her into doing nasal irrigation. We also talk about a bunch of other stuff. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/…

In this one we start off talking about anal douches and then a bunch of semi-interesting political stuff. After that we have a fight. Our new forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/32RHJQ6…