Jared and Will are back with hot finals takes and another hot drink review. Topics include how Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew could be the CP3 or Phoenix Suns of Dews, the surprisingly good moves made by the Kings and Lakers, the odd sudden discourse over basketball fans saying bad words, potential trades that are bad for the vibes, and more! Have any hot tak…

This week podfather and our resident Celtics expert Adam Davis joins Will and Jared to talk playoffs and Boston's push towards going al the way. Other topics include a twitter thread regarding one of Sacramento's head coach finalists, what the future may hold for the Jazz, wondering is both the Nets and Sixers both lost their trade, and much more! …

Will and Jared are back after a long month off, bringing hot playoff predictions and creating new awards for the 2022 NBA season. Other topics include a look back at the story of when Steph Curry was taken to a previous coach's search, the questionable coaching search lead by the Lakers and Kings, picking our favorite and least favorite moments of …

This week Jared and Will return to answer the biggest question of all: would it be cheating for an NBA player to travel back in time to the their former self game strategies? Other topics include All-Star Weekend, space flavored Coca-Cola, Jackie Moon joining Warriors for pre-game warmups, playoff race talk, future podcast plans, and more! Have any…

This week Jared and Will recap some of the interesting trades that happened at the trade deadline, but at the cost of Will again feeling discouraged by his Wizards. Other topics include what teams having been climbing up the standings, the confusion surrounding Kings news, some All-Star weekend predictions, and more! Have any hot takes that you've …

With Joe out on the start of his paternity leave, this week comedian Ian Abramson joins us to ask us the big question: Why do we like basketball? More topics this week include Harlem Globetrotter political diplomacy, catching bats for the Spurs, getting schooled with Oceans 12 discourse, and more! And check out Ian at twitter.com/ianabramson and at…

We're back, with Joe's last episode with us before taking a paternity leave to become an official podfather. We'll have to bring in some subs off the bench for out next few episodes until he's back... Topics this week include Devin Booker vs The Raptor, the time Will watched Pixar's The Incredibles over a hundred times, the many Ja Morant compariso…

New year, same us as we return back from a winter break with Will losing hype about the Wizards, Joe making trades, and Jared being back in health and safety protocols. Topics include Klay day, becoming a shoe guy, the best basketball/madden player in the world mourning the loss of John Madden, Lakers making draft moves for a father and son duo, th…

This week your favorite trio of sleepy boys look into the greatest mystery of all: the mystery of Nikola Jokić not being in the current MVP and best player conversations. Other topics include Mavs drama, new dunk (and anti-dunk) contest ideas, basketball rap lyrics, and update to the zero stat game club, Pacer trade talks, and much more! Have any h…

Joe brings out the trading cards, Will creates a lineup of 6 point guards, and Jared brings up the newest state-operative conspiracy in this week's episode. Other topics include issues with the Trail Blazers, examining a bad expansion team idea, the Grizzly's record-breaking win, past non-excitement about draft picks, and more! Have any hot takes t…

The gang returns with a few weeks of catching up to do after a Thanksgiving break full of interesting events throughout the league. Topics include weird feelings about basketball arena name changes, Sacramento finally having a head coach again, creating the worst "moments" trading cards, and more! Recorded Dec 1, 2021. Have any hot takes that you'v…

Jared, Joe, and Will are back with new hot takes, hot discussion, and hot new way of recording live via Twitch. Topics include the overhyped Jokić vs Morris event, NFT real-life shoes, Bucks now being the enemy, and much more as we examining the start of the NBA season. Recorded Nov. 10th, 2021. Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of you…

Basketball's suspension won't stop Full Court Mess from returning to try to make sense of the NBA 2K League and online athleticism. Other topics include the release of ESPN's 'The Last Dance' inspiring bad tweets, skipping college for the G League, the idea of teams being equally hurt the season suspension, most average players, and much more! Have…

Full Court Mess returns as the crew already starts to lose their minds and go off the rails as the NBA season has now been suspended for the time being. Topics include the week's NBA drama, a Go-GURT vs Danimals comparison, going ISO, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @…

The 2020 All-Star break is over and the Full Court Mess crew is back for an important and necessary discussion about how the All-Star festivities were... very good. We also discussed Sacramento's new idea of rental contracts, weird jersey retirement hypotheticals, a truly life-changing dunk, The Warriors new failed Suns strategy, and much more! Hav…

It's been busy week of news and rumors as writer and Hawks fan @aidanjsears joins the crew a day before the NBA trade deadline to dissect some of the madness. Topics include the the developing Iguodala + Gallinari Heat check, a roster of Terrence Fergusons, the Knicks "firing" promotion, a look back at terrible trades, and much more! Have any hot t…

The Full Court Mess crew returns from sickness and travels to discuss what we've missed over the past few weeks, and to celebrate our return we've made sure that new Nets fan @Brentisbackbaby is back, baby. Some topics include anti-grieving fans/reply guys, being very upset about not making the coveted Rising Stars roster, All-Star snubs, Kendrick …

New year, same crew as Full Court Mess returns to discuss some of our favorite weird NBA moments of the previous decade. Other topics include a six point quarter from the Heat, Paul Pierce's weird legacy, not voting Ben Simmons into the All-Star roster to teach a lesson, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that…

This week our resident Knicks expert/victim @sattmasso returns to tell us about his All-Sons team and having his butt slapped by Shabazz Napier. Other topics include PEDs in the 2K league, the first negative tweet about us, Marcus Morris's large son, pro gamer names, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you…

This week Philly fan @ryanhoodie joins the crew to discuss the hot topics such as Ryan's disappointment in Ben Simmons making a three and Melo's new jersey number. Also in this episode: Kristaps once had cornrows, the NBA equivalents of the Tesla truck, not liking city jerseys that aren't for us, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, …

The Full Court Mess crew to discuss the recent news out of Miami that shows us how too many edibles can make an NBA player someone to relate to. Other topics include Jimmy Butler's idea that no one thought he was good, Patrick Beverley and James Harden being the same person, the "fight" in Philly, and more! (NOTE: Our editing software has betrayed …

This week @trentistweeing returns to join the Full Court Mess crew and give the NBA a vibe check while locking in his Warriors record prediction now that the first week of the season has passed. Other topics include fans quickly turning against new players and coaches, NBA Live 20's cancellation, promo parodies, an unlikely connection to the fall o…

A new season of NBA basketball means a new season of Full Court Mess as the crew returns with guest @AdamDavis to discuss our thoughts and predictions of the upcoming season. Topics also include hatred of a new Warrior, impressive preseason performances, unimpressive warnings to the league, Gordon Hayward's wife yells at him, and much more! Have an…

It's the middle of August, which of course means that a lack of news leads the Full Court Mess crew to explore the possibility of Lebron using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on the Cavs. Other topics for this episode include another "no way to fail" post, Magic Johnson's "top favorites" lists, Wizards fans being oddly optimistic, the true ghost of Oracle …

As we work our way through the off-season moves of the western conference @TheElZilcho returns to judge the west from his championship kingdom of Canada which now must move forward without King Kawhi. Other topics include treatment of dorks in the NBA, 30 for 30 ideas, poorly aged Kawhi comparisons, team-fan polygamy, and much more! Have any hot ta…

As we take in all these off-season signings and trades, we brought back Boston's own @AdamDavis for his hot takes on the Celtics' latest moves, along with his thoughts on the rest of the east. Other topics include the newly added coach's challenges, the strange feeling of different teams working together, the best Instagram follow of the off-season…

With NBA free agency about to start, the Full Court Mess crew gathers 'round to make predictions on the destinations where some of the top free agents could end up. Other topics include NBA Awards winners, an easy league conference realignment, Joe's addictions to weddings, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own t…

With Joe out for the week, the Full Court Mess crew had to call in some support from a few friends of the show to join us as we record while watching the draft! Note that this is a bit of a different one for us, we'll be back with a ~normal~ episode soon to summarize all of the craziness from draft week. Check out our guests on twitter! @AdamDavis …

As the Finals near their end, the Full Court Mess boys must work through their sadness over KD's injury to discuss some of the series. Other topics include unlikely hero scenarios for Golden State, risky contract rental trades, the blame game, bad Celtics takes, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us…

With the 2019 NBA Finals about to start, the Full Court Mess crew looks into how the Raptors were able to break Joe's heart by beating the Bucks. Other topics include a throwback to the other names that were almost voted in as Toronto's team name, Rob Pelinka's wild storytelling, worthless news updates, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen…

As we recover from last week's NBA Draft Lottery surprise, resident Knicks expert @sattmasso joins Full Court Mess to explain how New York moves forward after missing out on the #1 draft pick. Other topics include thoughts on semifinals, denying a "Bang!" to Meyers Leonard, backstabbing in LA, Houston's Twitter disappearance, bad sports journalism,…

The Full Court Mess crew returns with a special episode providing live (at the time) predictions and reactions to this year's NBA Draft Lottery as the results are announced. Other topics include Kawhi's big shot, coaching hires and misfires, NBA themed Pokémon teams, Conference Finals, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of you…

This week Utah local and Jazz fan @sug_knight joins Full Court Mess as we defend/explain our own tweets and try to create Jazz fan fiction starring Zac Efron. Other topics include the search for an elusive arena sweets shop that Jared swears he saw on TV, a basketball Donner Party scenario, most handsome coaches, living up to team names, and much m…

Bucks fan and friend of the show @DonaldConnacher recently moved from California to Trail Blazer territory, and he's here to discuss the change while helping us figure out which basketball players should have a strain of weed named after them in this special holiday episode. Other topics include issues between media and players, speculation of Milw…

Twitter antagonist and Canada's own @TheElZilcho sneaks his way onto the podcast to enlighten us on TSN, moves for the Raptors to make, and his votes for the NBA Awards. Other topics include the Clippers' historic comeback against Golden State, player nicknames, playoff talk, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own…

This week Celtics fan and tweeter @AdamDavis returns to stay true to a lost bet with Joe which includes eating a spaghetti, sugar, and ranch sandwich live while discussing the breaking news of Magic Johnson's sudden resignation. Other topics include the week's retirement games, Space Jam sequel recruitment, signature mouse pads, and much more. Than…

This week we've recruited Spurs fan and ex-dogspotting specialist @boquintana to defend a throwback take about the Spurs ruining the league. Other topics include Jimmer's big return, Big Baller drama, athletes peeing themselves mid-game, the next Malice at the Palace, and much more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that yo…

Bay Area deserter @trentistweeting joins the Full Court Mess crew from Los Angeles to pitch a sitcom that includes Siberia, igloos, and two ex-coaches of Lebron. Other topics include Trent's reading of a poem meant to woo Paul George to LA, apologizing for getting crossed up, the best/worst NBA player that could be the ex of your significant other,…

Basketball twitter member, hot take maker, and friend of the show @Brentisbackbaby joins the Full Court Mess crew in the midst of his search for another new team fandom and warns us that a return of Yugoslavia would bring a threat to international basketball. Yes, you read that right. Other topics include the return of Andre Ingram, trouble with fa…

The Full Court Mess crew is back with a soundboard, more Ja Rule impressions, and plenty of thoughts about the state of the Lakers. More topics include humble players, a preseason Twitter thread that foretold the future, the idea that a basketball player can be neither a coward nor a hero, and more! Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of…

This week the Full Court Mess crew are going crazy from this All-Star break. Will is disappointed with fans who are disappointed with the dunk contest, Jared is upset with people who are upset with other people who are upset with referees, and Joe puts our show's budget into doing live reviews of gamer drinks. Other topics include dunk ideas for sh…

All-Star weekend is near, and the Full Court Mess boys are ready to celebrate by looking over the rosters of each activity while Joe becomes a praised burrito champion, Jared hates the recent GOAT answer, and Will bows too much to a priest. Other topics include celebrity roster addition ideas, newborn child-caused injuries, a claim of under-recogni…

The trade deadline has now passed, leaving Jared somewhat unimpressed by most trades, Joe pleased, and Will heartbroken yet again. This week the crew has gone over most of the deadline week trades, giving their opinions and hot takes for you to agree or disagree with. More topics include free agency hopes for the Knicks, the infamously trending tak…

Times for change are here, as Will switches teams yet again, Jared relates with Kyrie's regrets, and Joe does Ja Rule impersonations now. Other topics this week include some surprise trade requests, problems with the Rising Stars rosters, some throwback AD draft takes, real life patch notes, talk of a Kyrie and LeBron reunion, and more! Have any ho…

The boys are back and with them comes more hot takes, plenty of news, and a bit of change. Joe watches an NBA star focused steak commercial. Will gets excited again about basketball butts. Jared brings up the idea that there may be a player clone within the league. Other topics include Harden's big run, Boogie's return, a throwback Kings draft take…

There's no winter strong enough to stop the NBA hot takes as Jared, Joe and Will try to make sense of it all. Is Will switching team fandoms? A war on Christmas within basketball? Our gifts to you of finding many funny, old, and very unseen player tweets? It's all here! Other topics include the big Brooks Suns/Wizards/Grizzlies failed trade, a Phoe…

This Chicago themed episode has Jared, Joe, and Will discussing all the recent and developing Bulls drama as Will celebrates his Wizards no longer being seen as the most openly dysfunctional franchise in the news. Other topics include the big Dellavedova trade, which current NBA player would be the worst coach, Joe's throwback take, an update on th…

Special episode alert! Jared, Joe, and Will take part in their yearly tradition of putting together and discussing their 15 player "2018 All-Sons Teams" and why they are so proud of the NBA players named. Other topics include the Golden State meningitis scare, what players have been sent to time-out, undrafted players, a submitted take, and who has…

This week our guest, resident Celtics fan Adam Davis, joins the podcast to answer for his old and possibly poorly aged basketball tweets as he hopes his team can recover from their current struggles. More topics in this episode include who may be the worst all star, if Duke could beat an NBA team, tailbone injuries, one on one games against the pro…

Recorded 11/20/18 This week resident basketball fans Jared, Joe, and Will discuss the dark times that have suddenly fallen upon Jared's Warriors, and not so suddenly upon Will's Wizards. Other topics include hot takes that the boys are thankful for, Westbrook loving his parents, a check on conference standings, Joe's weekly throwback, and more. Hav…