Wherein your hosts talk at length about All Of Us Strangers, cry about a couple particular scenes, laugh at their own crying, blame the crying on being in the same space, talk for another long while about Kate Middleton and whether or not she's dead (probably not, allegedly), whether or not Prince Philip was dead in that photo in the car (probably,…

Wherein your hosts talk Reacher, and then try to figure out how Reacher would fit in with Uhtred and his band of merry men, and then there's an absolutely unhinged FMK at the end. (This summary is being written 2 weeks after the episode was recorded. Things have happened. Lives have been lived.)Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts gather (IN PERSON!!!!!!) on maybe the coldest night of the year to talk about Saltburn (which they both loved but did not know what to expect before seeing it) and Reacher (which they also love, because duh).Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about Season 6 of The Crown, as well as the first three episodes of Reacher. Guess which part is longer?Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk AT LENGTH about the Netflix adaptation of "All The Light We Cannot See", why Mark Ruffalo was miscast, who the German George MacKay is, what worked, what didn't, and what they'd hide in secret rooms in their houses.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about Icebreaker, a fabulous hockey romance that hits all the right notes. (If you were expecting a better summary, you've come to the wrong place. We're rusty.)Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk at length about the two biggest movies of 2023. Unfortunately, they did not use the lines "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" OR "Come on Barbie, let's go party" in any context.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about the Dungeons and Dragons movie, the Netflix series BEEF (and why it's not just television, but a work of art) and spend an hour crying about Uhtred and Finan and Sihtric. Spoilers the entire time, for absolutely everything.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about the recent Teachers Convention that M attended and how she spent her time (spoiler: exactly how you think she did), why the most recent season of Outlander is a solid stinker (Spoilers, I guess), and which iteration of Queen Elizabeth they'd most like to have dinner with.…

Wherein your hosts talk about Peter Kavinsky and The Recruit, Vincent Lecavalier's SI shoot, and Sidney Crosby's dump truck ass.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about the reading list of all reading lists and why it's bad, what books they'd put on their own "must-read" list, why the end of Season 5 of The Crown leaves very little hope, which casting decisions were spot-on and which needed some retooling, why Glass Onion was a good companion to Knives Out and why Paul Rudd should sta…

Wherein your hosts talk about why the twist at the end of Don't Worry Darling doesn't make a ton of sense, how Florence Pugh is incredible always, why Chris Pine was perfect in DWD, how much they enjoyed Lindsay Lohan's new Netflix movie, how it's possible to have too many tropes at once, how Christmas movies can be split into 4 tiers, how the new …

Wherein your hosts talk about their most recent reunion to see John Mulaney, why a no-phones show is both good and bad, answer all the weird woul you rathers that K could find, discuss the influx of 'ADHD influencers" and some terrifically bad labelling, and how the beginning of the school year has gone.…

Wherein your hosts talk about the things they've read and watched in their unintended 2 month hiatus, decide which 99 is the best of all time, whether Pawnee or Eagleton are better comparisons for Edmonton and Calgary (though Red Deer is DEFINITELY Shelbyville), and decided that they are most like Benvolio.…

Wherein your hosts talk about Season 4 of Stranger Things for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Spoilers, obviously.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk for 1 hour and 40 minutes about season 5 of The Last Kingdom (spoilers, I guess).Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts spend about 30 minutes talking about The Batman, and pondering the purpose of dim hospital lights in the DCU, and another 45 minutes talking about all the longing in this season of Bridgerton. That's it. That's the episode. Come back next time if you want to hear 2+ hours about Uhtred's bad luck in season 5 of The Last Kingdom.…

Wherein your hosts talk about the campy entertainment that is keeping them sane, why The Last Duel was a better movie than House of Gucci, why we are now living in precedented times, what real world experience is the closest to magic, what jobs they could do with no education or training in that industry, which animal would be the rudest if it coul…

Wherein your hosts talk (yet again) about the never-ending pandemic, why it's sometimes difficult to understand what's going on in an athlete's life, why you should never have heroes if you don't like being disappointed, why the end of Ted Lasso was pretty perfect, some devastating FMKs (somehow all involving Roy Kent), how Uhtred and Jamie are alw…

Wherein your hosts talk about Alberta's Worst! Fall! Ever!, why Tilda Swinton is the best part of The Dead Don't Die, why Megan watches F1 (you'll never guess), why you should all watch Ted Lasso, and which po-tay-to chip flavour is the best.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about what makes a good quality crime procedural, why Welsh is a ridiculous language with too many or not enough letters (sometimes simultaneously), why baby stuff is soOOooOo prohibitively expensive, why Instagram motherhood is not always an accurate reflection of reality, why criticizing an NHL team requires more expertise…

Wherein your hosts talk about lazy catfishing attempts, the incomprehensible timeline of Fast 9, being obsessed with British crime drama onscreen and on the page, getting called out for being book snobs, which cartoon strongman they'd marry, which animal would be the rudest if it could talk, and why it doesn't matter how much Duncan Keith gets paid…

Wherein your hosts talk about 5G and superpowers, being beholden to society's expectations for new mothers and double standards for parenthood, books about existential crises, a heartwarming story to finish off the school year, which athlete should be tasked with killing George Washington, which actress from the Crown is too intense to marry, which…

Wherein your hosts talk about the trials of the third trimester, the trials of the 3rd wave, book characters Kelsey would hate, giving up on terrible fictional men, which movie they would want to live in for a day, what is on the other side of a human belly button, what their affinity for potatoes says about them, which athlete should become multi-…

Wherein your hosts talk about the midpoint of this crazy school year, how the movie Mox!e realistically portrays teenage forays into activism, how unrealistic american schools seem to be, why it's time to have teenagers playing high school students on film, why Seth was the best character in the movie, how a class run by Ike Barinholtz couldn't be …

Wherein your hosts talk a little bit about month 1489 of the covid pandemic, the last movie in the TATBILB trilogy, why the American university application process is so confusing, how nice it is to see a perfect loving caring family on screen, why promposals are a little weird, why it's ill-advised to plan out your entire future as a 17 year old, …

Wherein your hosts talk for a WHILE about Bridgerton, its enjoyable low stakes, the gorgeous production and musical choices, the palpable chemistry between the leads, the excellent casting and focus on the female gaze, why you should pick up the Guest List by Lucy Foley immediately, why editing works in the public domain is possible but not always …

Wherein your hosts talk about their subdued holiday celebrations, K's foray into non-fiction, why The Things They Carried was a surprising read, why fanny packs should only be worn by Chris Pine, why too many villains make for a muddled story, why Steve Trevor is the ultimate wife guy, why Tiny Diana kicking ass is refreshing, how the modern woman …

Wherein your hosts talk about season 4 of the Crown, how it's all Charles' fault, how Margaret Thatcher was a slow talker, how Emma Corrin will never be able to top her role as Diana, what they're hoping for in the new Star Wars and MCU series, what holiday specials they are fond of, why they wish they'd have spent more time with family in 2019, wh…

Wherein your hosts discuss new (overdue) Covid restrictions in Alberta and what that means for M, why S4 of The Crown has some of the best casting yet, why The Queen's Gambit is worth a look, why Dash and Lily was a great pre-Christmas watch, what kind of Christmas tree K should decorate, what good albums came out in their graduating years, how cri…

Wherein your hosts talk about their pandemic projects (listen carefully for a surprise!), why Kelsey needs to watch Ted Lasso ASAP, why this season of The Bachelorette is the perfect metaphor for this terrible year, what their favourite Halloween candies are, what bad books they've really enjoyed, what books they wanted to like but couldn't stand, …

Wherein your hosts talk about The Haunting of Hill House and why it should be a daytime viewing, why Megan's way of being gives Kelsey anxiety, why bad Wikipedia pages can be kind of fun, what they think of Taylor Hall signing in Buffalo, what the radical left is wrong about, which airlines have the best food, and why Paul Rudd could never be publi…

Wherein your hosts talk a lot (no really, almost the whole episode) about Tenet, try to figure out what it all means, ponder the nature and dimension of time, unpack some wild fan theories, and attempt to answer some big existential questions posed by the film.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk about why Once Upon A Time in Hollywood was (mostly)disappointing, why Season 5 of Sons of Anarchy is the best so far, how the club has changed under Jax's leadership, how Chibs must be protected at all costs, why Juice just needs a hug, why Gemma is not as important as she wants to be, why the show is not going to end well …

Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the things they do and do not like about Sons of Anarchy (including how women are represented in the show, whether or not charisma is more important than looks and why hearts are dumb sometimes), why it's comforting to rewatch old favourites, why the X-Files is impossibly good and bad, whether or not you should…

Wherein your hosts discuss how music has helped get them through the dark times, a board game where the good things make you feel uncomfortable, K's plan for running a motorcycle gang, how Ron Perlman is a surprising (?) ally in the fight against fascism, why double standards of "professionalism" in entertainment and media are the absolute worst, w…

Wherein your hosts talk about Megan's hero moment of 2020 and her rich friends, why summer school is a great gig (even though it's online from home), what Dan Paperclip is up to, how a Kraft Dinner diet can make the most pretentious person ever even more insufferable, how Albertans are acting like the pandemic is over, Megan's history of bad sunbur…

Wherein your hosts talk at length about some of the good changes that might come from this pandemic (including shorter business hours and more takeout), why the TV version of Little Fires Everywhere is better than the book, why Brother is a good read, why they've struggled to get into Community, and why Christian Bale is indebted to Tom Cruise's or…

Wherein your hosts talk about these unprecedented times, what frustrates Megan about school, how The Gentlemen had A cast, why Chris Evans' sweater deserves its own movie, why Guy Ritchie should direct a Jack Reacher movie starring Daveed Diggs, why you should watch Snowpiercer and why you should always read the book first.…

Wherein your hosts talk about humans' predisposition for lying, why physics is hard and stupid, whether or not mathematical constants are constant, why we know about Thomas Hobbes and not his contemporaries, why the last two episodes of Outlander were bleak and unsettling, why you shouldn't marry someone you've known for only 5 weeks, and who would…

Wherein your hosts talk at length about Stephen Bonnet and his bad decisions and why the most recent episode of Outlander had a very satisfying conclusion, and why Uhtred is a 15/10 and his band of merry men deserve their own show.Garbage Fire Podcast

Wherein your hosts talk (a lot) about the last couple episodes of Outlander and why their characters keep finding themselves in such terrible situations, why Jamie Fraser is still the King of All Men, why Claire is the Queen of the Universe, why green screens can be problematic, why they want to see Fergus and Ian in a buddy cop series, why The Las…

Wherein your hosts talk about why Roger Mac is kind of useless in the 18th century, how Jamie Fraser keeps messing up despite all efforts to the contrary, why Lord John Grey should have been in the most recent episode of Outlander, why Tiger King is a combination of a documentary and an infomercial, what article of clothing is an absolute deal brea…

Wherein your hosts talk about Covid-19 and all that is happening in the world, why saying farewell to Michonne was actually kind of refreshing, how Dr Sleep isn't as scary as you might expect, why staying home isn't the hardship some people make it out to be, which fictional characters they embody, who they'd like to be quarantined with, and which …

Wherein your hosts talk about the Covid19 pandemic and why people need to be rational about the things they are doing to prepare (spoiler: it doesn't cause diarrhea), how The Walking Dead is getting good again (and maybe a little about how it started), how you should under NO circumstances watch Uncut Gems, whether or not Megan knows her Civil War …

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