He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA stranger to the truth, a pathological liarWhen he opened his mouth, beware buyer!A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretinThis is the story of a man who was beatenSkilled at scams, but in real business he failedIf he owed you cash, the check was in the mailLoan him you…

I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremesWe'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dreamYou go west and I'll head eastWe'll meet in Kansas CityWe'll set aside our big beliefsAnd split a pint of pityI'll meet you half way Between the Left and the RightWe'll roam these fifty statesUntil one day we uniteI'll meet you in the cent…

Every tyrant needs his cowardsTo look the other wayGo along with the heardShout his slogans and his praiseWhen you see bad thingsLook for the helpersPeople assistingThe Helter SkelterLook for the sociopathsWith zero empathyDestroying whateverMakes 'em unhappyLook for the stupidGuided by emotionsMore like lizardsThan thinking humansLook for the shee…

MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 5 MAGA 6 Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo more hateGrumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack Jumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hatMAGA 9 MAGA 10 Foole…

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John LopkerAll …

Popping out six children Generation after generation Multiplying 6 times 6 Millions of Yeshiva rabbits Soft and fluffy Cute and kind The bunnies like to study To grow into Rabbis Millions of rabbits Is not what we need If rabbits won't fight To save our countryPopping out six children Generation after generation All with obligations Like every othe…

Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The exemption started with 400 menNow its grown to 66 thousandPopping out six children Every blessed generationCitizens with obligati…

We all must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part As good citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait We need your help now It's not too late We need you right now We all must do our part It's not too late It our FATE The exemption started with 400 men Has grown to 66 thousand By popping out six children Citizens wit…

Hail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHis vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelierSquirmin' and twistin'As the he flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady?Nobody really knewWhat he did in his furyDid he sell our secrets To the Russians and Chinese?He denies it with a smileAnd a…

There's a special place in hell For the leaf blower man Right next to The amplified muffler dude Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all aroundChewing with mouth open Slurping, farting, burping Squeaking, grinding, pounding Microphone feedback hurting You know what else ge…

Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canOklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canJesus never went to Oklahoma And He prob…

Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch She disobeyed the old white men She is stripped and whipped by them She incurs the wrath of old white men And the go…

That could be your daughterYou mother or your wifeHe will deny it once he got herThen defame her all her lifeHe will claim she let him rape itHe will say she voluntarily gave itBut, come on, really? Let's face itHe's the Greatest RapistHe alone can rape itHe alone can penetrate itTake it, shake it, break itHe's America's greatest!He will try to dat…

Humanity will not forget The mistake of the USA Electing that little prick Magnifying his painOne day soon he'll be gone His ugly stench replaced By the sweet smell of love Everywhere he excreted his hate The worst president ever The absolute sickest mindWOATWorst of all timeOne day we'll be free From the evil Donny T On that day, we won't say May …

“Jody” is military slang for the guy who steals a soldier’s girlfriend or wife while he is away. Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting OnCopyright 2024 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCI can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate all the thoughts Of you and her getting on I'm a million miles away Fighting for our country You stayed home to play Wi…

When you see a burglar in your house Got a booger in your nose Got a pimple 'bout to burst When you see a giant cockroach What do you do? What do you do? You remove it, yeah, remove it When a scoundrel Wants to be our king again After his disgusting insurrection We say No! No! No! Not again! Yeah, we remove him! It's more than dislike We have a str…

Download Free.I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd beBut, you know, somehowShe got inside meI'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure, what a galA national treasure I'm a Swiftie nowShe's better than Barbi She's a real live personShe our darling She brings out our best version Thank you Taylor For all you doThank you TaylorWe love you too I'm a Swiftie no…

We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Going, going, going, gone He eats his peas with honey He's done it all …

Big Daddy, Big DaddyPlease protect me pleaseI need a strict fatherTo bend me over his kneeOnly you can do it, DaddyOnly you my Big Strong ManSpank my bottom hardI need an authoritarianMy preacher tell meYou're a gift from GodOh please, Big DaddySpank it real hardI love the sound of youWhipping off your beltWaited my whole life toFeel the things I f…

We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hateFor MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not destroy the USAGood Americans will fix itWe won't give our NUKES toLucifer's Lil BitchHe slithered out from his hole In…

I was Republican Now I'm a MAGA man I loved our democracy Now I'm authoritarian I joined a MAGA cult That don't bother me Hell, this ain't my fault At least it's not Scientology Don't bother me Don't bother me I don't have a mind no more Don't have to think about nothin' I just do what they tell me to And agree with MAGA everythin' I know he's the …

Hail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHis vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelierSquirmin' and twistin'As the king flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady?Nobody really knewWhat he did in his furyDid he sell o…

You can fool some of the people all the time. Especially when they want to be fooled. That is don's skill. He is a master. All the easier when half the population has an IQ in double digits and very busy trying to survive.Also, easy to fool high IQ people with Dysrationalia. What is that you say? The inability to think and behave rationally despite…

Getting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the holeI feel so damn ashamedTo the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipityIf you find yourself in love With an fat old psychopath His voice makes you comeHis stink you think ain't badThen, you might have fallenFor a devil in disguiseYou may have forgotte…

S is for SlaveryL for LaborA for AbolitionV for VictoryE for EmancipationR ReconstructionY for History And a Nikki Haley LessonS is for Slavery The right to own a negroThe South fought to keepBut the North said No No No!L is for LaborThe labor of black slavesThat's why we fought that Civil WarWhy the South is still ashamedA for AbolitionThe struggl…

Dear Americans of 2024This is a letter from 2224For you it's the futureBut for us it is nowAnd we just want to tell youHis stink is still aroundThe Stink of Donald TrumpThe stench of sulfurOf terrible evilEnemy of the peopleHis stink will never fadeNo matter how often we tryTo rewrite historyBlur facesOr tell big fat whoppin' liesThe Stink of Donal…

He lures them into his MAGA cultWith his talk of retributionAssures them it's not their faultThey should blame it on the VERMINIn his mouth a poison pillA poison pill of hatePoisoning the blood Blood of the USAHe sucks them into his MAGA cultDangling their favorite baitTells them that nothing's their faultMAGA's perfect, others are to blameIn his m…

You got something growing in your womb It's turning gray and will die real soonYour belly will be its tiny tombEven if it kills youYou may beg and you may plead You may kneel and ask pretty pleaseYou may cry and you may weep But you can't escape the crueltyYou must carry your dying fetus Your doctor shall not remove itEven if it destroys your uteru…

We are the victim And we are the heroYou are the villainThat's how our story goesBy playing this gameWe bury our shamePush it down down downSo we don't feel our painWe change the facts The rules we bendIn every actWe must pretendWe are the victim And we are the hero You are the villainBecause we say soWe are the good guys We can do no wrongYou are …

Louder than the liarLonger than the snakeHotter than the fireSmoking in his brainLouder than the liarStronger than the hateColder than the iceRunning in his veinsLouder than the liarLouder than the liarBigger than that prickDirtier than his diaperSo stinkin' full of itLouder than the liarDeeper than the creep Slicker than the slimeThicker than the …

They are the OTHER They are THEMThey are VERMINYour NON-MAGA friendsThey are not people They are just thingsThings you hate They are your enemyYou are the victim The vermin are evilThey cause all your troubles Vermin are not people They are not human They are not personsThey are VERMINThey are the reason your hurtin'I alone can fix it I'll tell you…

They told him what to wear They tormented BillHe died of despairBut they can never kill JillHis clothes were all wrong Bill wore the wrong clothesInstead of socks he wore hose And lipstick under his noseUNBIBLICAL! They said We know better than himSo they bullied him to deathPunished Bill for his sinBut what's his crime? Said the little boyBill was…

Too many times daddy had his wayShe was way too young to knowHe told her Jesus wants her to obeyThat God will kill if she don'tThen, one day, her egg dropped in place That night his swimmers attackedSearching for an egg to penetrate As she lie crying on her backHer life is a deep dark well She struggles to understandImpregnated by daddy at twelveAn…

MINI Mike Johnson | Mississippi MAGA BluesBy John Lopker. CC-BYMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got a bible, a smile, and a huge corkscrewHe wants to tell you how to live your lifeHe wants to tell you what to do and who to likeMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got the gift of gab and a brand new suitYou're freedom ends where his rules beginH…

Thousands of years ago, humans wandered the earth in small tribes speaking different languages and often killing each other in war. In addition to weapons, warriors carried some sort of musical instrument for a very special reason: it could save their life. Because back then humans created a very important phrase:EKEE PAH UNDARoughly translated, th…

Some festivalgoers hid for hours as Hamas hunted them. In addition to those festivalgoers killed and injured, militants took an unknown number of hostages, and the details regarding their whereabouts and condition are not publicly known.It is now considered the worst civilian massacre in Israeli history.Israel Palestine Peace SongElectronic EDM Tra…

Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute forceThat's all he understandsThe beast cannot be talked to The beast cannot be reasoned with He understands only force And that's what he'll get Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands Drive the beast into his c…

Big protest in DC on January 6Be there, you will be wild!I am your master, you are my slave You are my wild child You will do as I say, you will obeyBe there, you will be wild! I am the MagicianYou are my rabbit I trick you into submissionThen pull you from my hatEverybody's amazed And they laugh when I sayI could shoot this rabbitAnd you'd all sti…

Bombingham 1963 | Four Little Girls Killed By HateCopyright 2023 John Lopker. CC-BYSeptember 15, 1963Bombingham AlabamaFour little girls killed by the KKKFour little girls killed by hateDynamite planted in the church staircaseExploded in their faceKilled four little girls that dayFour little girls making their lives greatDenise McNair Addie Mae Col…

Breaking Bad made me sadWow! It’s all over nowBreaking Bad made me sadOh! What will we do now?No more high school teachin’ megalomaniacLying cheating killing meth-makin’ DadWe love you Walt you’re the best we ever hadBut you ruined the life of one fine ladWhen you rode along to bust Jesse’s pad!Wow! It’s all over nowWe love you Hank the Man that ne…

I lost all my money I feared missing outSo I traded my money for cryptoAnd lost it all somehowA brick is not a soccer ball But a brick you could kickCrypto's not a currencyIt's just a bunch of bullshitWhat happened to all my money? I asked Dick the Crypto broHe grabbed my crotch and shoutedLamborghinis, Hookers, and BlowLamborghinis, Hookers, and B…

MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatPissing on my MAGA hatMAGA 5 MAGA 6Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo more hateGrumpy Jumpy Humpy HackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatPissing on my MAGA hatMAGA 9 MAGA 10Fooled me…

I fell asleep last nightWithout you by my sideI don’t know where you goWould you stop if I said no?Do you worry about leaving cluesDon’t you know I always knewYou say I’m your only one What you mean is I’m just for funNow let's just be kindBaby it’s our goodbye timeTomorrow you’ll say hello With one more guilty smile to showYou just call when you'r…

Get the hell out of our sight Go back to where you came from You don't fool us, Donny Christ You're Lucifer's only son You suck up all our energyYou lie and cheat and stealYou trick us oh so cleverlyPretending you can feelWe're so tired of seeing your face So sick of hearing your voice As you seduce and infatuateThe MAGA girls and boys Get the hell…

Who are these men? Hurting our children Hiding behind religionDemanding your confessionIt's time to indict The Catholic Crime Family Time to fight Arrest them all especially The mob boss dressed in white With a cloth upon his head Let's put them all in jail tonight Shove their face into the bed The abuser, the protector And they who look the other …

Michelangelo made you perfectFrom a single block of stone David, you're beautiful and correct You muscles, your skin, your bones Now parents in Tallahassee Want to cancel and cover you They see you as pornography Yeah Dave, they really do But please don't take it personally They're just protecting their children They prefer guns and violence To sta…

Bobo dropped out of high school With a baby in her belly17 years laterHer child made babyA grandma at 36Just like her momGigi Lauren BoebertSo proud of her sonA divine impregnation Her boy's a macho manRiding bareback with his gunHe's a big bad MAGA dad Bobo's so excited One more bun in the ovenThe pregnant girl so scaredOf the consequences to come…

There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin' grinThe turds tumble Food for disgruntledInvoluntary virginsTrousers unbuckledAbout a half hour in The diarrhea beginsSplatters the boysLaughing with joyWhen the show is over Everybody f…

Elmo in the driver's seat Of the Twitter Crash Test Car Everybody jumpin' out To see the fire from afar LOL he tweeted As he sped to the wall A smiley face with crying eyes Was the last thing that we saw And that was it, goodbye TwitterRest In Peace my friendElmo killed that little blue birdWhat the hell did he intend?Coding Efficiency ZeroLeadersh…

Masha, look what you begun You ignited a New Revolution We fight for you and everyone To be free from pious oppression The people demand Freedom from religion Liberty, equality, democracy Women, life, freedom We fight our New Revolution Masha, listen to our battle cry We shout and sing for you For you and everyone we fight Against the sanctimonious…