Peter and I attempt to dissect the weekend's FA Cup action, but quickly get sidetracked into talking about the thing we're trying not to talk about.Lars Sivertsen

Lars is on holiday, but is psychologically incapable of switching off entirely (I'm sure that's healthy) so no reason not to pod. Peter does a lot of heaving lifting. FA-cup! Are City good again? Are Liverpool having an actual blip? The inagural MLS jet ski cove! And other things as well!Lars Sivertsen

It's all about the vibes as City are pantsed by Arsenal. Also, several transfers happened before the window closed.Lars Sivertsen

Lars runs out of patience, Peter likes Bournemouth, we are all prescribed some Pepid Moyesiola.Lars Sivertsen

"Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mourinho being Mourinho, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos.Lars Sivertsen

As loveless marriages are ended, Moyes and Potter are both back on the scene. And what now for Arsenal, after double cup woe?Lars Sivertsen

New year, new pod, and for once Peter gets to talk about Manchester United being... not terrible.Lars Sivertsen

Archie Rhind Tutt stops by the resort to explain why for Fulham fans beating Chelsea away was "our Everest", and why Fulham are kinda good.Lars Sivertsen

The death star is fully broken, whereas Arne's Slot machine is paying out big.Lars Sivertsen

The international window is a time to take stock. So I looked at many, many stats and came up with a barrage of tepid takes.Lars Sivertsen

Turns out those articles may not have been fantasies and lies after all. And needless to say, I have fired up the Peter Welpton bat-signal to get some help processing all of this.Lars Sivertsen

Peter is back! Because there have definitely not been enough podcasts this week about Man Utd being bad. But this one also includes stadium chat, seagull acrobatics and the many crimes of Tomas Repka.Lars Sivertsen

Well that was fun wasn't it? The Big Game was dramatic and full of incident. Also, Spurs are better, Nicolas Jackson is scoring goals, West Ham are strange, and Man Utd do the opposite of their usual thing.Lars Sivertsen

Arsenal's big derby win, Everton falling down again, long shots are good actaully, and Rashford's weird PR.Lars Sivertsen

Peter returns to help dissect and digest the weekend's PL action.Lars Sivertsen

Arsenal solid, Spurs relieved, Wolves routed and Brighton good. Also, the combine harvester of doom scores a very un-Pep-like hat-trick.Lars Sivertsen

Chelsea continue to mystify, Spurs fall down in a very familiar way, other games just sorta happen.Lars Sivertsen

It's that time of the year: The very very big season preview pod! Peter returns to help me out. We look at every team, and make a quick detour to the wacky zone at the end...Lars Sivertsen

Arne Slot is in at Liverpool and Erik ten Hag is still in charge of Manchester United, so I've brought in the big Dutch brain of Michiel Jongsma to discuss his follicly challenged compatriots. And some other stuff.Lars Sivertsen

At least that's what football seemed to be thinking, anyway. Spain are the European Champions, and deservedly so.Lars Sivertsen

England are, somehow, in the final of Euro 2024. Underwhelming performances and late goals, are they Italy in disguise?Lars Sivertsen

Hark and behold! Spain dismantle Didier Deschamps' dismal doomsday device! Kate Mason joins and adds some chaotic energy to the pod.Lars Sivertsen

England are in the semis! Still not exactly good, but they were definitely less bad. And in the distance we hear the clip-clop of clogs as the Dutch march on.Lars Sivertsen

Spain knock out hosts Germany after the latter fair to find an extra gear. France and Portugal serve up a pile of hot garbage, but France's tactic of not scoring goals continues to pay off.Lars Sivertsen

The Euros are fun again! The xF was way up, with the Netherlands playing well and Austria - Turkey living up to expectations. Turkish football enjoyer Andy Brassell joins to help make sense of it all - and look ahead to the Quater-finals.Lars Sivertsen