Here we go again! Double episode to get you through hump day! Today we introduce the ornithology section of the podcast, discuss how astrology is all millennial culture and bring in the MAP! You ready? We are!Tolkien White Girl

We're back from the summer hiatus and escaped the awful humid heatwaves! Did our 10 loyal followers miss us? Who knows! Excuse our audio problems and enjoy our discussion on how the Etanaareon needs a #MeToo movement and a census.Tolkien White Girl

We fixed the audio! In this episode, Raiden finally meets Halai, his co-protagonist. Is it love at first sight? Does Halai have a Liverpudlian accent? Is a frown a whole face movement or just the eyebrows? We discuss!Tolkien White Girl

Raiden starts his quest! He meets the police! We discover where banshees are from! We talk about the influence of Seth Cohen on 2000s teenage girls!Tolkien White Girl

Today we have a quest! Finally! Raiden is going on a quest to find the Etanaareon! What does it do? No one knows. We also discuss why Westworld sucks, Cameron Esposito's hair and whether Raiden has BDE or not.Tolkien White Girl