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We thought everyone was agreed that all of October is time for dressing in costume and eating scary donuts that are not actually that scary. But it turns out there are differing opinions about this. Good thing we’ve got Mr. Halloween himself, Joseph Fink to advise us. The King of Horror. The Duke of Doom. The Sultan of Scares. Suggested talking poi…
 
As part of the celebration of the MaxFun Block Party, we've got a special crossover episode with the folks from Maximum Film discussing the good and EXTREMELY BAD advice from our favorite films. Check out Ify Nwadiwe, Drea Clark, and Alonso Duralde on Maximum Film! https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/maximum-film…
 
We’ve finally made it! We got nominated for an award for our amazing ad reads. We always knew this show would be recognized for something, and it’s as a parking space for our sponsors. Suggested talking points: The Pie That Did the Mess that Broke my Heart, Bookumentary, Stephen King was Right, Krispy Skreme, Tres-bouncing Support AAPI communities …
 
Welcome new listeners! This is the description of the show this week. It’s usually a little bit tongue-in-cheek and doesn’t entirely tell you what we’re talking about, but it gives you a good idea of the tone of the episode. Suggested talking points (these are sound bites of things we say this episode): Download the snacks, Pyramid of 100 beans, Mo…
 
This is the third episode of MBMBaM we’ve recorded in a single week, and we honestly think it’s the best one. It’s also entirely about eggs. Suggested talking points: The Stunt Spectacular, Clippy’s Corpse, Non-Newtonian Chili, The Driest Justin, Sentient Cyber-restaurant, We Have Always Rung the Cheese Bell Support AAPI communities and those affec…
 
If you see the list of talking points and wonder if we’ve talked about some of this stuff before, we’ve been wondering the same thing. And have an answer for you. Yes, almost definitely. Suggested talking points: Opposite MBMBaM, Poor Judd’s Alive Again, The iconic pica of my signature, Bread Candle, Fauci Goo, Griffin Andrew Lloyd Webber Support A…
 
We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next time. Suggested talking points: Fred Jasso, What is Grimace, Most Jacked People are Secretly Lemurs, Detested Orange Chicken Sandwich, Stacked Onion…
 
Ooh, we’re gonna get Travis with a good old-fashioned prank. We’re gonna hide in his closet and do a jumpscare on him. Or maybe catfish him with a fake love letter. Or maybe tell him he owes years of back taxes to the IRS. Suggesting Talking Points: The Four Morpheuses, Do not Google Jizzard, Dr. IRS, Master of Master of Disguise, Thank You For Rid…
 
It turns out that Travis has a weird secret superpower that works perfectly for helping people and pleases the Wizard. Now if we can just figure out how to monetize it. Suggested talking points: I Miss Breathing on People, Congratulations on Your Attitude, The Time Well, Slambourgini, I’m a Ketchup Eater Support AAPI communities and those affected …
 
Well. This is it. The peak of Justin’s career. Nothing will be able to top this, but I guess we’ll try anyway. Suggested Talking Points: Michelangelo Dirty Limerick Boy, The Dirtiest Thirty, Have I met a Serial Killer?, Die With Honor to the Ostrich , Let’s Give Them Pumpkin to Talk About Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian vi…
 
Hey, Guy Fieri, we have a food business idea. We can’t tell you the exact details right now, but trust us it’s amazing. It involves memes. All you have to do is sign this exclusive contract. Suggested talking points: The Spice is Nice, Bathtub Speedboat, There’s Lots of Stuff You Can Eat, Omni-directional hoof action, Brown Town Support AAPI commun…
 
We weren’t able to record this week for a variety of reasons, and so we invite you to once again hop on the Time Boat to re-visit a few classic goofs and bits. Before you ask, yes, the answer to more than one question featured here is “have you tried faking a ghost about it”? Suggested talking points: The Character Arc of DJ Jazzy Jeff, All-purpose…
 
We've always wanted to run one of the themed rides in Magic Kingdom. It turns out we can! Right now! Sit back, relax, and we’ll take you on a Jungle Cruise of the Mind. Suggested talking points: Nude glued and totally rude, Business Objects, All I wanted was to kill Lincoln on my birthday, Pacino and Bambino, Gentleman Chicken Saboteurs Support AAP…
 
It’s spooky season, and by that we mean it’s scarily hot outside. That’s why it’s so important that you pretend to have snow powers, so everyone thinks you’re cool. Warning: Don’t make it obvious that you’re faking. Suggested talking points: Dirtbag Mac and Cheese, Dark Ice Patron, One million nugs, Mug Mafiosos Support AAPI communities and those a…
 
Hang in tight, everyone, the new Space Jam is WILD. So wild we had to abandon this show and make a new one. This is now the Podcast Chat Show, A Show Hosted By Three Brothers. Suggested talking points: What’s Down, Doc?, Ask the Dog, the Dog Knows, Dink Doink 2, 1000 Oyster Crackers, No More Fun Please Support AAPI communities and those affected by…
 
Yet why did we allow these boys To touch our souls and teach us love This episode’s like any other It’s full of advice, from funny brothers Your life will never be the same Just wait and see Hear from the wizard of the cloud On My Brother, My Brother, and Me Take a trip into space With a whole melon slice And then celebrate shark week With a flavor…
 
After over a decade of research, we’ve discovered a revolutionary new way to help answer all your questions. It’s with another question. The world will never be the same. Suggested talking points: Skinnovation, Mr. Chiskers , Vet the vet vet’s Vette, Who Will Buy My Nickel and Dime, Smell this sandwich, Fry disasters Support AAPI communities and th…
 
Step into our office / pop tent / podcast Battlearium for some authentic skate tricks and a taste of that good thick orange drink. Just remember to keep everything sustainable by listening at 1.0x so the podcast can break down naturally in the compost pile. Suggested talking points: Be My Sherpa Sting, Phony Hawk, Vegecurious, Big TASTE, little nut…
 
We’ve got a brand new motto for everyone and anyone out there who needs it. Ready? ACT STRONG. You don’t even have to BE strong, just ACT it. Get some inflatable dumbbells to carry around. Drink those spicy shots. Suggested talking points: F’nine watch, God can’t hear you unless you yell, Friendship Wake, Mr. Slice, Ruin My Box Support AAPI communi…
 
We’re bringing that energy! That rhythm! So get that shampoo out of your eyes, queue up the Temperate Rainforest Horseback playlist, and throw out all your fragrances to prepare yourself. Suggested talking points: Loki stole my apple slices, Chonky Accessories, Try to Cry, Green Smell, Birdbath Eyes, Welcome to my Auction Support AAPI communities a…
 
It’s about to get real loud in here. Loud with FLAVOR. We’re talking sweet, salty, fat, acid, paprika, cheez-its, tarchup, and wasabioli. Suggested talking points: Holistic Hog Time, Reverse Johnny Appleseed, Who Washes the Dishwasher?, Sticky Dylan, Heinz Canada is Watching , There’s Cheez-Its Somewhere Support AAPI communities and those affected …
 
Summer’s here! It’s time to bust out the new splashes and signature scents. Don’t have a signature scent? Not to worry, we’ve got you covered with this lil’ baby. It has a base fragrance of chicken sandwiches with top notes of zinc oxide and kolaches. Suggesting talking points: Beach Horse, You are the Splash, Kolache Church, High Coyote Activity, …
 
Stop everything, we’ve found this year’s one true summer anthem, from one Charles Entertainment Cheese. It bops. It slaps. It rips. It trips. It has us questioning our very existence. Suggested talking points: Catch Old, Wisdom of the Crowd, Ruminating about Revenants, Munch Squad Trap Edition, Chex Mix Circle Support AAPI communities and those aff…
 
We all knew it was coming. Criss Angel, tired of escaping from boxes and chains, has broken free of the confines of Munch Squad with his new Nevada restaurant. One hundred years of crafting couldn't have come up with a better name. So, that’s it. We’ve got to concede naming restaurants for the foreseeable future. Suggested talking points: Ja New An…
 
We’re gonna hit you with the shrink ray, put you in our pocket, and take you on a journey with us. It’s not going to be a very exciting journey, since you’ll be in a pocket and everything. And we’re not sure where we’re going exactly. But it’s a journey. Suggested talking points: ROI On Oranges, My name is Dr Cheese, Pep’eps Place Conspiracy, Tell …
 
What you've got here is the seventh Fast and Furious movie and Justin and Sydnee talking about it. Also, the audio gets weird halfway through, we're so sorry. Cumbia No Frills Faster by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalt…
 
What you've got here is the sixth Fast and Furious movie and Justin and Sydnee talking about it. Cumbia No Frills Faster by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100275 Artist: http://incompetech…
 
Nosy neighbors be damned, we’re about to fire up the grill and make some delicious gipino. Gapino? Cioppino. Shrimp. Suggested talking points: Bone Fleas, Riddle Prison, Joey Bloobs, Rugged Spicy Boys, the Peters Parker, a case of Pepsi Lungs, What Do Babies Care About? Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.org/join/ Support AAP…
 
What you've got here is the fifth Fast and Furious movie and Justin and Sydnee talking about it. Cumbia No Frills Faster by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100275 Artist: http://incompetech…
 
You know we’ve gotten into the big league when we get questions from Huntington’s own legend Tim Irr, who has famously been gifted so many handkerchiefs he’s running out of places to keep them. Suggested talking points: Big Fruit, Billy Murray money, BLT Lobbyists, Gut Chunnel, Crank Green Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.o…
 
We thought it was high time to invite someone who’s actually smart to help us give advice; luckily Jean Grae agreed to be the newest McElroy brother. Jean is so smart that she had the foresight in high school to realize that the SATs are an outdated measurement built on a societal structure that values expedience, instead of like, a test that lets …
 
We always thought that episode 420 would be about the funny weed number. Instead, we're using it to mark 4/20, the date we say goodbye to Yahoo! Answers, a bad website that we will miss very much. Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund:…
 
Introducing the new sweet baby brother, Ron Funches! With this huge upgrade in talent we can finally tackle the BIG subjects like Chopped 420, mysterious chewy candy, celebrity hot dog eating competitions, and cat food for people. Suggested talking points: Trail Mix Jug, Hat Floozy, Ten-One, Anti-Kyle, Cat Clooney, 12 Cats But One Person Support AA…
 
We’ve heard the news that Yahoo answers will soon be no more, and Griffin has returned from paternity leave to workshop things to fill the void. Things like mandatory joking at the office, forklift operator vigilantes, and cake-on-a-stick dessert. It’s a work in progress. Suggested talking points:Rad Face Tats, To Kill a Mocking Turd, Vent Coworker…
 
With Griffin away on paternity leave, Travis and Justin saw the perfect opportunity to share one of their old projects that never saw the light of day . . . until now. Enjoy the raw audio of their abandoned TV pilot for a show where all your woodworking questions are answered. Suggested talking points: Miracle Steps, Grain is the Muscle, Saw Safety…
 
We’re here to answer all your most pressing questions about Krispy Kreme’s clever secret coffee ingredient and sexy typefaces. We also get into the wet: dolphins, and the dry: accidental arson. Suggested talking points: Stucco Rules, Suck it Drywall, Spokesman Shaq, Fire Stop Weekly, Ed Sheeran Ketchup, Pumpkin Mistake Surcharge. Support AAPI commu…
 
We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes! Life also has a funny way of prolonging itself infinitely on the surface of a curved potato crisp. Suggested talking points: Spring Cleaning, Bab…
 
The time has come for the greatest reveal the Earth has ever known. It’s time for you to hear the new MBMBaM Theme. Also, the rest of the episode is pretty good too. Like, top 200 at least. (Feat. Special Guestpert: Montaigne!) Talking Points: Loose Cannon Service Horse, Tighten Up the Algorithms, The DadLord, The Chicken War Continues, The Good Sh…
 
We finally did it, folks! All the pop culture reboots from 20 years ago we never really wanted are finally coming into being! And we’ve erased the stigmas of sex-related injuries and of giving food to people who need it! Nice job. Suggested Talking Points: Disney Discretion, Banished Bugs, Forbidden Lombada, Break Room Bull, Frasier 2000, The Frenc…
 
This week, Justin passes judgement on Travis's intro privileges. More importantly though, Justin has a new tool that is finally going to make the show good! Suggested Talking Points: The Dirty Side of the Shirt, What the Heck?!, Cougar Announcements, The Science Isn't In! Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://li…
 
Because of storms and power outages we weren’t able to record last week, so it’s time to once again turn to the past for a Best Of episode. If you’re in the market for a crash course in Farm Wisdom, your time has come. Suggested talking points: Farm Wisdom, Sheryl Psy, Dad’s All That, Small Mysteries, Jawbreaker, Racehorse Witchcraft, Kissing Exper…
 
Description: Have you ever eaten a chili so good that it rips your family apart? Just kidding, it's only a song! We also go deep into exploring the mouth as well as butt advertising. It's a very troubling episode. Suggested Talking Points: Chili Songs, World's Best [BLANK], The Chicken Bud, Kick My Jeans Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Ways to support Black …
 
A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands. Suggested talking points: McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches…
 
We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn today. Suggested talking points: Crash Bandicoot Market, Arby’s Walk-in, Matt Damon’s Dookie Potatoes, Jammers, Tuna Mysteries, Star Wars Improvisation Way…
 
Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell into a loving home? Suggested talking points: Professor Cabbage, Escape Room Conduit, Think Inside the Blood, Wendy’s Widow, The President of B…
 
We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to refresh yourself on basic party etiquette, like how to provide a Cheez-It experience that won’t shatter the host’s perception of reality. Suggested talking points: Reggie Notes, Mystery Can, The Hidi…
 
Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for. Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child. To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.org Wa…
 
You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a direction for the new calendar year, and then at the last second throw that mantra and direction in the toilet in exchange for a new one that doesn’t make any sense in the slightest. Ways to support Black…
 
So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough look back. And also a look forward, and kind of to the side, and also downward. We’re looking all over in this one. Stay frosty. Suggested talking points: Big Moments in Entertainment, Love Actually Ac…
 
It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one! I mean, it’s maybe not “spectacular” as much as it is a regular episode without cussing, but still. Suggested talking points: Little Jumble, Dear Christmas, Salmon Blasters, Cooltown Texas, Haunted …
 
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