As we all know, Western Massachusetts is football country. Just ask your local Northampton resident, preferably attending Hampshire or Smith, and ask "Hey did you watch the football game yesterday?" and watch as their eyes glaze over. To the untrained eye, that vacant, far-away expression they flash in response may appear like disinterest, but don't be fooled! That's love for the sacred sport of football! Drywall Gridiron is assembled from a winning panel of experts and sports savants. As we all know, football is notoriously easy to predict, so you can sleep soundly knowing that the prognostications of Dan D'Lite, Guy Mapache, and Dry Jake are always unbiased, professional, and, above all, 100% correct.