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Workplace Creatures | Episode 9
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16 April 1972
Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands. To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.
Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.
Dictated and signed in absence.
Regards,
Baron Von Beirgmenst III
Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Jess Lloyd-Jones
Miranda Shrapnell
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
David Gurney
Nathan Peter Grassi
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
31 эпизодов
Manage episode 326285701 series 2667551
16 April 1972
Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands. To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.
Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.
Dictated and signed in absence.
Regards,
Baron Von Beirgmenst III
Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes
–
Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Jess Lloyd-Jones
Miranda Shrapnell
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
David Gurney
Nathan Peter Grassi
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
31 эпизодов
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