Episode 283 - Double Dragon Gaiden, Aliens: Dark Descent, & Cassette Beasts OR 'Alien VS Predator VS Black Dynamite' (feat. Lucas White & Jarrett Green)

The Platformers: A Video Game (and Nerd Culture) Podcast

In this episode, Brian Barnett & Kris Cornelisse are joined by special guests Lucas White and Jarrett Green to discuss fried rice, Double Dragon Gaiden, Aliens: Dark Descent, Exoprimal, Cassette Beasts, and more. Enjoy!

TOPICS & TIMESTAMPS:

• Brian’s Many Shortcomings - 0:00 |
• Double Dragon Gaiden: Rise of the Dragons - 18:00 |
• Double Dragon Gaiden (For Real This Time) - 30:20 |
• Aliens: Dark Descent - 1:39:45 |
• Exoprimal - 2:23:21 |
• Cassette Beasts - 2:27:00 |

POTENTIAL EPISODE TITLES (EACH "+" IS A HOST VOTE):

• +There’s No Way A Shrimp Fried That Rice |
• Basic Brian Is So Easy |
• Rest In Peace, Baldur’s Gate 3 Reviewers |
• You Probably Should. You Have To. I Will Call The Police If You Don’t |
• ++There’s Nothing Like Being Exposed In Public |
• ++Ritualistic Shaming In Front Of The Entire Internet |
• Brian Absorbed Everything |
• +This Show Is A Monument To All My Sins |
• The Tragedy Of Darth Plagueis The Wise |
• ++And That, Anakin, Is How I Got Level-Gated In Assassin’s Creed |
• +Is It Possible To Learn This Power? Not From A Templar |
• Imagine Games Network |
• The Internet: A Place Full Of People Who Agree With Everything We Write |
• A Level Of Unprecedented Support |
• Don’t Read The Comments |
• +Going Into The Comments Looking For A Fight |
• +I Frame The Cringe Comments, Bad Punctuation & All |
• +I Save The Really Good Hate Mail |
• +Her Birthname Does Not Matter, We Dub Her ‘Karen’ |
• ++Having A Gasoline Fight Over A Game Because The Pay Is Right |
• +RIP Jarrett, Died In A Freak Gasoline Fight Accident |
• +A Freak Gasoline Fight Accident, What A Great Way To Go |
• +Fuck You, Specifically, We Know What You Did |
• I Probably Deserved This |
• +A Double Dragon Xbox Controller That Smells Like Billy |
• +And That’s How You Get Your Ass Beat |
• ++7.7135 Out Of 10 |
• Rating On A Million-Point Scale |
• +10-Point Scale Makes Me Icky |
• +Competent & Interesting, But A Lot Of Marks Against It (Just Like Me) |
• The Platformers Podcast, For Fans Of The Genre |
• +Channeling The Dead Ghost Of Very Much Alive Will Borger |
• +An Old Head Double Dragon Sicko |
• ++I Checked One More Room & Everyone Died |
• ++The Time Between ‘F*&$ Around’ & ‘Find Out’ Was 10 Seconds
• +Do Not Be The Curious Person In A Lovecraft Story |
• You Will Find What You're Looking For, & What You're Looking For Is Terrible |
• +What You Will Find Will Melt Your Brain, & Then You Will Murder All Your Friends & Eat Them |
• What If We Made Another One, But It Was Better & More Interesting |
• If You Know A PR Person, Give Them A Kiss On The Cheek |
• +Haven't You Always Wanted To Become A Statistic? |
• Kiss A PR Person, Then Make Content About It |
• +Predator VS Black Dynamite |
• ++Aliens VS Predator VS Black Dynamite |
• +Aliens VS Predator VS Black Dynamite, On The PlayStation Portable |
• +Evolve's Heroes Have Been Reading Marx |
• +I'm Gonna Be Cthulhu & You Can't Stop Me |
• +Nero’s Job Is Beach |
• +Get A Little Taste Of The Dinosaur Action |
• I Go To Elon Musks Website |
• Fluffed |
• +Fluffy Orange Juice |
• I’m Not Going To Call It Fluffy Orange Juice |
• This Is A Girthy One, As They Say |
• It’s Not Weird, & I’m Not Weird For Saying It |
• +What If We Organize Against The Monster, Stage An Uprising, & Seize The Means Of Production? |
• +I Love You, Beth, But Your Taste In Video Games Is Terrible |

[The Platformers Video Game Podcast is created, hosted, edited, written, & streamed by Brian Barnett on Twitch.tv/Ribnax]