THE CHURCH ABSURD #13: A Close Second To The Worst Episode Ever

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This week, Jonathan takes the night off so Jess and Sam talk the Pope Lick Monster, Kentucky urban legends, the Bjork Stalker, MCR fan fiction, and drug PSA. Also, Lonnie sings a song for you at the end. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Pope Lick Monster - Kentucky Legends - The Truth About Donald Trump's Hair WTFU - Ricardo Lopez - My Chemical Necrophilia Romance CRINGE CORNER - Social Farter - I'm Pee Wee Herman and This Is Crack - Jacob Sartorius - Oppa Spongebob Style -Conclusion - Lonnie Sings All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows!

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #13: A Close Second To The Worst Episode Ever

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#43: The End 20:35

3 years назад20:35

20:35

Jess burns down the church after two years of waiting. Special appearances by former guest RPM and superfan Clell. This is how it ends. The after show may continue, but The Church Absurd proper is dead. Thank you for all the years of support. Written by Reverend Jess Recorded by Reverend Jess Edited by Reverend Jess.…

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Lonnie's Paradise 4:23

4 years назад4:23

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From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

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Little Lonnie Man 4:06

4 years назад4:06

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From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

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RJASS #3: Updates and Where Have We Been? 26:11

5 years назад26:11

26:11

Giving you guys an update and playing a never before released segment! Follow us on Anchor!

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #42: I'll Never Go To Africa Again (The Shitty Version) 1:08:16

6 years назад1:08:16

1:08:16

Jess and Sam talk Area 51, e-thot murder, Crystal Head Vodka, and Jess' mom performs on Mom Metal. Our apologies, but this episode is censored. This will never happen again. If you're easily offended, you should probably stop listening to this show going forward and then go f*ck yourselves. Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301…

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RJASShow #2: Papa Desi's Double Postal Penetration ft. Vince Desi of Running With Scissors) 1:04:34

6 years назад1:04:34

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Interview starts at 7:40 Jess interviews one of his personal heroes: the creator of the Postal games, Vince Desi of Running With Scissors. We talk the rabid fan base RWS has, the comedy of the Postal games, stories from the set of Postal: The Movie, RWS' current projects, a possible Krotchy side scroller, Postal shovels being made, the fate of the VR game in development, and the infamous Postal rubber phallus. Follow the RWS Twitter: @rwsbleeter Follow Vince: @vincedesi Buy the games and the mousepads: runningwithscissors.com Thank you, Vince. This interview meant the world to me. TIMESTAMPS: - Intro: 0:00 - Interview Start: 7:40 - How does it feel to still have a growing fanbase 15 years after Postal 2?: 10:35 - Analyzing the two sides of Postal and the comedy of Postal 2: 13:30 - The original thought process behind the comedy and how it would play in today's society: 14:10 - A fan's special email and the merch of RWS: 19:00 - The mindset of RWS' fan interaction: 20:23 - RWS' honesty with Postal 3: 22:00 - The mindset of Postal 2: Paradise Lost: 23:35 - Fate of the VR Game 26:30 - Postal 4 when? 28:04 - The importance of the Postal game yesterday and today, Vince's run-in with the WSJ, and owning the bad press: 30:03 - The original vision for Postal: The Movie: 37:00 - The cancellation of Postal 2: The Movie: 40:36 - Postal, The TV Series?!?: 41:52 - Postal Shovels for Sale?: 44:03 - The Postal Dildo: 45:50 - Fun Stories from the set of Postal The Movie: 48:55 - Does Vince still have the Krotchy suit?: 52:03 - Krotchy: The Side Scroller: 54:38 - Thanking Vince for everything: 56:52 - Vince Says Goodbye and Go Dildo!: 57:25 - Jess' Final Thoughts: 59:57…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #41: Calm The F*ck Down, NASA 1:34:40

6 years назад1:34:40

1:34:40

Jess and Sam get a chill episode going, talking MIB, NASA's 5 year plan for the moon, free speech, and watch more messed up stuff for WTFU. Also, Roof Koreans and small town government. To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #40: To Marco, With Love 1:02:20

6 years назад1:02:20

1:02:20

Lonnie calls for Bigfoot Hunting supplies, Chris meets Joey's World Tour, and we perform a rendition of Richard McBeef, a play by the Vtech Killer. It's dumb, but what do you expect? Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #39: Is It Big, Mom? 1:04:34

6 years назад1:04:34

1:04:34

A quadruple dose of TWIFUP, a real life gnome encounter, and the homie from Wiscawnsin await you this week. It gets uncomfortable. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #38: Leave Jeremy Alone, Satan! 1:00:48

6 years назад1:00:48

1:00:48

The guys are back and take a look at Alex Jones on the JRE, call into prayer lines for spiritual guidance, and Chris experiences the real life Super Saiyan and VVJ for the first time. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 Other Links: TWIFUP(18+ ONLY): Making The Perfect Woman on efukt.com…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #37: Live from Hell (Season 2 Premiere!) 1:06:57

6 years назад1:06:57

1:06:57

From the bowels of Hell, the guys take a look at 10 famous demons, the f**ked up news stories they missed, debut a new segment, and try to get back to Earth. Also, we're giving away copies of Postal Redux on Steam! To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 Other Links: TWIFUP(18+ ONLY): https://efukt.com/22644_cum_crusher.html…

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After Service Show #1: Conspiracies, Wrestling, and Bohemian Rhapsody w/ El Jordano Diablo 1:37:40

6 years назад1:37:40

1:37:40

A little mini reunion of Jess' first podcast. Jess calls up El Jordano Diablo to talk conspiracies, wrestling, movies, and their old podcast. The After Service Show is for the superfans. Check out the last episode for the real show. The Links of Jordano: Hate Flow: https://audioboom.com/channel/let-the-hate-flow-through-you Twitter: @eljordanodiablo @wrestlevoid @abovebelowent…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #36: A Church Absurd Christmas (Season Finale) 1:24:03

6 years назад1:24:03

1:24:03

The guys spend Christmas talking Krampus, catching predators with Chris Hansen and reading their chatlogs, and taking a look at the most terrible Santa Fanfiction ever. It doesn't end well for the guys. To skip the disturbing fanfiction, go to 1:13:50 THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #35: The Little Piglet and The Narrow Urethra 1:11:03

6 years назад1:11:03

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We got illuminati talk, cannibals, and the most disturbing King of the Hill fanfiction you've ever heard. We are slowly securing our place in Hell. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #34: Suzie, The Donkey Lady 1:25:37

6 years назад1:25:37

1:25:37

The crew takes a look at the Donkey Lady, the BTK letter, and premiere the new staple segment of the Cringe Corner: Fan Fiction Theater! THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #33: Fisting The North Star (Ft. Chris' Mom and Jason From Small Town Monsters) 1:39:01

6 years назад1:39:01

1:39:01

Time for a banger. We got Jason from Small Town Monsters pimping his craft. We got Chris' mom reading AxCx lyrics. We got an in depth discussion on the NPC and Simulation Theory. We got a thing on WTFU that almost makes Jess puke. All this and more! Pick up any of the Small Town Monsters docs on home media at shop.smalltownmonsters.com! Follow them on Facebook and Instagram for the current updates! FB: Small Town Monsters IG: @small_town_monsters And check out the official STM Podcast: Monstropolis on all major pod platforms! What Made Jess Nearly Puke (18+ NSFW): https://efukt.com/22290_Most_Vile_Girl_On_The_Internet.html THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #32: Not Anymore 1:03:18

6 years назад1:03:18

1:03:18

It's all falling apart as the pulpit talks The Scottish Catman, Tupac being alive, bugchasers, and feminist Kesha parodies. Plus, the Deacon and the Cardinal perform dramatic readings of death metal lyrics. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #31: Oh Say, Can You See? 1:05:51

6 years назад1:05:51

1:05:51

The boys cover skinwalkers, batsquatch, an excerpt from Pee Wee Gaskins' autobiography, and terrible National Anthem performances in honor of the election. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation on Facebook, instagram, and Twitter! Search THE CHURCH ABSURD! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #30: The Sh*t On A Shingle Halloween Special 1:13:10

6 years назад1:13:10

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It's the first ever Halloween special and it all falls apart when the party is crashed by the drunken Godfather. We play shocking trivia, cover the Toolbox Killers' Halloween murder, cringe at an emo rapper, and more! Shoutout to PEE ON THE PODS! Check them out on Podbean, iTunes, and all your favorite podcast apps. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #29: I Call It Mental Telepathy w/ Cardinal Chris 2:08:11

7 years назад2:08:11

2:08:11

Jess, Sam, and newcomer Chris unwrap the legend of the Bandage Man, take a peek inside Franklin Castle, revisit the manifesto of Patheticus, and have an intimate encounter with Slenderman. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Bandage Man - Franklin Castle - Calvin Parker -Sargel18 WTFU -More of Patheticus' Manifesto Cringe Corner - F**k Me Slenderman! -After Service Reception -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #28: Turn It Off. Turn It Off Now. 1:21:35

7 years назад1:21:35

1:21:35

Jess and Sam shine a light on the Enfield Horror, revisit a documentary featured previously on WTFU, and Riley Reid cannot rap. Also, Bobby Brown apparently has banged a ghost. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Enfield Horror - Bobby Brown Banged A Ghost WTFU - Maregasm 2: The Second Coming - I'm a Necrophile, Ask Me Anything - The Letters of Charles Whitman Cringe Corner - Riley Reid Cannot Rap - Rose McGowan Rambles Lonnie Sings: BYOBigfoot -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD IS available on all podcasts apps, iTunes, Google Play, TuneIn, Stitcher, and wherever you get your podcasts. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #27: S-S-S-S-S-Snakes! 1:25:39

7 years назад1:25:39

1:25:39

The Reverend and Deacon look at the Ratman, the 4chan School Shooter manifesto, and some snakes get busted. Lonnie instructs the boys on what the Squatch says. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #26: F**k Murray State 1:37:48

7 years назад1:37:48

1:37:48

Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam look at The Beast Of The Land Between The Lakes, the Virginia tech shooter manifesto (in impressions), a Canadian freeman, and we insult Murray State University for really no reason. SEGMENTS: UNHOLY BEASTS - The Beast of the Land Between The Lakes - Gef - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Disturbing News Stories - Impressions Game: Virginia Tech Shooter Manifesto Cringe Corner - Die Cis Scum - Canadian Freeman - 4th Baby announcement THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupis #impressions #virginiatech #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #25: Please Don't Jerk The Monkey 1:33:10

7 years назад1:33:10

1:33:10

The terrible trio look at Spring Heeled Jack, the Son of Sam letters (in impressions), a "virtuous" pedophile, more Dr. Phil, and the Cringe Corner gets personal. Also, as a special treat for the 25th episode, Lonnie debuts another hit from his album! Segments Include: UNHOLY BEASTS - Spring Heeled Jack - Human Ape Hybrid experiments - Spooky Story Time: tEh FAt GhoST WTFU -Impressions Game: The Son of Sam Letters - A "Virtuous" Pedophile Cringe Corner - "No! I Don't Wanna Get A Job!" - A Real Life Letterkenny Skid ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=w-TGBgIBlq4) - Personal Cringe: The Grammar Gang Punctuate That Sentence! (https://youtu.be/lagsR-cD_EU) - "Bigfoot On My Property" by Lonnie King - After Service Reception THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #24: Goodbye Horses 1:32:36

7 years назад1:32:36

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The demented duo of Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam talk Owlman, people remove a part of themselves to sing better, crime scenes, and a sad man named Joey and his food reviewing world tour. Also, Deacon Sam receives a letter from a secret admirer. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Owlman - Indrid Cold - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Alessandro Moreschi - Flowers In The Attic - Crime Scene Stories Cringe Corner: - Joey's World Tour - I Got Hugged By A Girl! - Pee Fight Mail Time! - A Letter For Deacon Sam - After Service Reception - Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #angryginger #impressions #stalker #serialkiller #truecrime #coppercab #morgue #sheepsquatch #florida #comedy #bigfoot #machoman #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #vampire #vault606 #xbox #richardchase…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #23: The Unfortunate Tale of Porta-Jonathan 1:36:29

7 years назад1:36:29

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Newlywed Deacon Sam returns to the Fat Chapel to tell a cautionary tale of alcohol and port-a-potties. The boys look at the Sheepsquatch, Coppercab's apology for slavery, Richard Chase's unquenchable thirst, and some of the most heartful A.C. lyrics as they get the impressions treatment. Finally, capped off with a game of Shocking Trivia with Jon's first shock collar experience. It doesn't go well for him. SEGMENTS -Jon's Crappy Saturday UNHOLY BEASTS - Sheepsquatch - Spooky Story Spectacular WTFU -Back to the Boom De Yada -Richard Chase Impressions Game: A.C. Lyrics Cringe Corner: - Coppercab Apologies For Slavery - The Best Blink 182 Cover - Juggalo Ryda Reborn -GAME TIME: SHOCKING MOVIE TRIVIA -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #angryginger #impressions #blink182 #serialkiller #truecrime #coppercab #morgue #sheepsquatch #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #movietrivia #shockcollar #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #vampire #vault606 #xbox #richardchase…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #22.5: How I Learned To Start Worrying And How Badly We Need Deacon Sam Back 1:03:10

7 years назад1:03:10

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This was the attempt at episode 23 but Reverend Jess was tired and we didn't have Deacon Sam back. It is absolutely stupid. We apologize and assure you that the other episodes are better. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - Dover Demon Cringe Corner - The Juggalo Ryda Spectacular All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #lallorona #morgue #boomdeyada #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #22: Putting The "Boom" In "Boom De Yada" w/ RPM and Designated Drinkers 1:28:50

7 years назад1:28:50

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Reverend Jess and The Fickle Fanboy team up for this week's service to talk Mexican Weeping Women, good old American preacher homophobia, and a man who has a relationship with inflatable animals. Also, Jess brings on Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers podcast to talk shadow people and road ghosts. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - La Llorona - The Midnight Game - Listener Stories: Road Ghosts and Hat Men with Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers WTFU: - Christian Fear Mongering: A Righteous Government -Boom De Yada: https://www.facebook.com/970408256344946/videos/1145842352134868/ Cringe Corner: - Inflateable Animal Love - Lightning Round: Soundcloud Rapper's Thrift Shop Parody -Lonnie Sings Phil Collins -Outtakes Check out The Fickle Fanboy at @theficklefanboypodcast Check out Designated Drinkers at designateddrinkers.podbean.com All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #lallorona #morgue #boomdeyada #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #21: "Looks Like Pre Chewed Gum" with RPM 1:29:48

7 years назад1:29:48

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This week, Reverend Jess brings Altar Server Jonathan back to the Fat Chapel and Deacon Sam is missing in action, so we call upon the all knowing Fickle Fanboy himself: RPM, to join us in the absurdity of Japanese monsters, kids who attempt comedy, the importance of cleaning your new tattoos, and the only real Super Saiyan. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beasts: - The Teke Teke - The Sacred Riana https://youtu.be/kzEQNDNaSXA - The Dogman Returns! WTFU: - The Last 40 Days of Junko Furuta - Infected Tattoo Draining https://youtu.be/50yfro_biR8 Cringe Corner: -Super Saiyans Are Real! - 6 Year Old "Comedian" Blast Session: - Parents Who Put Their Kids on TV by Altar Server Jonathan - Easily Offended People by RPM - Deacon Sam by Reverend Jess -After Service Reception -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! Check out The Fickle Fanboy with RPM on Soundcloud, iTunes, Google Play, and all your favorite podcast apps! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #tinder #morgue #westfieldwatcher #florida #comedy #it #stephenking #jerseydevil #elliotrodger #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation…

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THE CHURCH ABSURD #20: The Occupational Torment Special At Vault 606 1:33:04

7 years назад1:33:04