Character swap. Shot himself in the foot. I want to thank all of the employees. I was trying to shoot the chicken. Minimum distance for shooting a gun near gasoline. The knobs were turned wrong. It is much better if … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

My hands hurt when I put gasoline on them. I put gasoline on it. I did not wash my hands after getting gas. Contact the point of sale. Medically fine with a freak thing. One of these fingers has to … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Adult hide and seek. The pins look like they are held together with tape. Third-party pin tape. Everything is painted. The bowling oil got my dog high. Try a dab of lane oil on the tongue. Paying to wear combat … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Authorization to do spaghetti. Build the spaghetti. I am not going to screw around with toilet paper and just jump in the shower instead. Rub on the floor like a dog. I paid my phone bill and your phone number … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Official Hotel New Years Party. We want to bring New Years Stones and Rocks to the party. Pissants and poopants up on the second and third floors. I might need to hit somebody with some baking soda. I need some … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I cannot smell. Please smell me and tell me if I smell. Wash in the industrial washer. WiFi in the elevator. Need to bring a chair into the elevator for sitting. Somebody says I smell like COVID. Come look at … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Tell me how you feel about your CEO. Bathroom light. Kick your puppy boss. I keep hearing a beep. Jam the cars together. Checking your satisfaction level with your CEO. Tell me if you are upset with your manager. Tell … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Sounding a personal siren. Flashing lights on the property. You have the best rotisserie chicken in town. Bringing some live lobsters back to the hotel. Doing some parking lot driving. Push the button siren test. Found some keys out in … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Toilet spacing. Bathroom spaces. Warning kick. Big O Sally. A physical thing. The letter words. Points. Inside Christmas tree. A bait tree for a trap. De-sap and de-needle the tree please. Tree tracking and tracing. Tree caught fire from heat. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Found some keys to a bar. Locked in the main hotel building. Difficult opening cars in the parking lot. A stupid problem. Dipped coffee. I am in the cheese room. I need a stick for poking. Garbage cans. Need some … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Everything was broken at the start and we lost the beginning of the recording. This show is mostly unedited and we were watching Fishtank the entire time. Shaving heads or something. Collecting hair from shaving. Shapes. Lost my triangle. Parking … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Concert tickets on the roof. Food mixing. Vending machine credits. No hitting. Room was switched with peanut butter. Glue not peanut butter. Whatever it takes phrase that pays contest. Hold my antidote for my safe poison please. I bought a … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Just done and want to leave. Just completely over it. Turn the campfire off please. The fire department or designated fire starter will light the fire. Trying to frame you for a fire crime. Burning old tax records and clothing. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Too much cold medication. Put me through to the hotel secretary please. The things I can do to do the things the way of the hotel while you work from home. Leaving some special comments with the computer phone. Three … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Group toilets. The light is beautiful and you are missing it. The VHS tape told me to come here. Put a cone out for me please. Smash my pumpkins. A broom for smacking somebody a good one. Protocol for hitting. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Warning shot. Do not be worried. Broke some beer bottles over my head and making a mess. Defacement area. Damage my own car in the parking lot. The label says nontoxic and I feel a little bit sick. Plate of … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Scare the kids for Halloween. Plans for Halloween. Witchcraft and magic spells. Dig a Halloween hole in the front yard. Fake your death for Halloween. Retrieve the capsule from your front yard. Digging easement. Dress you up for Halloween. Getting … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

My foot hurts. Look good while on them. Bowling advice to fix my foot. Walking the parking lot with a hurt foot. Bowling is in the blood. Bowling balls through windows and walls. Ball cracked the screen. Dropped the ball … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Fixing car dings and pulling out dents. Touch up paint and wheel spray. Driving away during oil changes. Out of my hands and hoof the hook. You can have the plug. The owner has to say my name. Wheel rotation … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Not wanting to bowl. Taking pictures. Inside the car ding from jerking on the handle. Car ding all good. Car ding dog inside. Off the hook. Kicked wallet up on car and dog bit me car ding meetup. Changing shoes … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bowling paint. Ball stick. Bowling ball core change. Employees do not know how to bowl. Took the ball outside and now it is stuck under a car. Bowling sticks. Doing funny business at the alley. Register your bowling equipment in … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Left out of the pizza community. Need some towels and a taco for your trouble. Closest room to the hallway. Mid-range hotel community. Proper hotel pacing. Wait to order pizza to the room. Allowed or not allowed to drink in … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Sharing responsibility. Tool damage from the pump. Twist off or snap off pump. Gas pump across town repair help videos for tweakers. Went to the wrong gas station. The gas stings in my mouth. The crickets are here. Cricket code. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Advertisement tracking. Third-party advertisement. Exchanging for fake money. Change for money other places did not take. Computer cash. Cause a stress break. Rated stress level. Spin us around really fast in the room with a spinner. Identification by officer. Computer … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Accidentally drank some bathroom water from the toilet. Free water every day. Kids do not drink bleach. Kids drink vinegar. Drinking out of the toilet challenge. Our forefathers right to bleach. Tracking carry-ins at the alley. My phone told me … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I have demons in me. Open the vent in the drive thru for more oxygen. Using hand soap to wash things and cars. Handed me a pipe from the dumpster. Left my pipe in the drive thru. Came back with … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Not allowed to smoke yeah dudes in the parking lot. Doing the process entirely online. Accidentally doing it all online. Using the grease from the fries. Mail order drive thru order without internet. Waiting for the order to change. Blame … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Fill in for the show out front. AI gasoline. Food safe gas. Gluten free gas. Gas drops in the ear to dry up the water from swimming. Putting a little bit of gas in the corner of your eye for … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Missing a ladder. Get a turn with the ladder. A spare ladder. Ugly hotel guests. Stop the clicking. Ladder stuff. Bad product from your parking lot. Obstructing justice. After dark in the parking lot. Bad cactus bot. Wash them first. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Miscounted the bowling pins. Found a bag of dirt. Got you a fish. Check on the bowling alley cat. It said I had to wait fifteen minutes. Make a sign for me saying the bathroom is out of order. No … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Pin inventory. Nobody brought me a ball. Bowling at home problem. The bowling ball was dripping when he came out of the bathroom. String pins. The kids flushed a bowling ball down the toilet. Flushed pool balls down the toilet. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Generating AI from a customer. Use AI to shave hairy arms. Underhand versus overhand. We do not want these customers so we are going to bus them over there. This is the call and out on a loop. A spot … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

The fly got into the car. A guy got into my car and made it all the way home. Extra guy in the car came home and made a regular sandwich. A good spot to eat pie. A place to … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I saw the man at the gas station drinking at night and reporting people. Spider man for the kid. Evidence on the rolled up money. Did not notice the drunk people. They fell asleep in their car at a rest … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Doing things for Memorial Day. Eating an entire bag of edibles. Nothing happens when I drink the gas. No urge to vomit. I accidentally drank all the gas. Figuring out how to do a bribe with money under the table … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Not finding enough metal in the food. Checking attitudes. Attitude check. Attitude level. Extra layer. There is a guy out there Googling for things in the parking lot. A lot of people are eating in their cars. Somebody might work … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

A good bathroom for hiding. Hiding from the police in the bathroom. Covering human scent with gas. Killing hornets at the pump. Buying gas to kill bugs and it is not working on the ants. Gas made the ants really … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Common ways to get a car stolen. Trying to get my car stolen. The next step after the car is stolen. We do not need to find my car. Tell us what track you are on. I want to drop … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Apologizing for using AI on people. Run the computer program on you. This bell keeps ringing in the room. Tell me what the bell means. Flooded basement bell. Looked like I had too many energy drinks. Drink energy drink in … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

In charge of the curbs outside. Maximum number of bicycles that can fit in a room. A bike for every hotel guest. Fill the room back up before I am done. No front desk. Nose glue. Need to use a … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Space spot to build the immune system. Spider man style. Do it up like Bat man. Flip around like Star Wars Luke. The directions are bad and do not match. Hotel tax fine. Leaving notice. Tell me all what the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Thinking about fire extinguishers again. Somewhere to bleed a little bit. Found some keys and then lost them in the room and I have somebody else with me to do the fire extinguisher trick to find the keys in the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Everything should be fine as long as you are watching. Getting passed on the right. Just need to delete a couple of your files to make it even. Trying to unlock some cars if you come with me. Having trouble … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com