Sex, drugs, and stupid lawsuits—these are the American staples. We’ll take you inside and outside of the courtroom… and then drive you to Mexico and leave you for dead.
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Christian and Michelle are living proof that you don't need a license to be a parent. Join them as they discuss the ups and downs of raising their (respective) unfortunate offspring who will likely require therapy after they leave their care.
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If there's one thing dudes know how to do, it's to think about themselves. Again. Law Bite is going on a brief hiatus until October! Until then, tell your friends about the show, leave us a review, and have a great summer! We'll see you soon!Bite Enterprises
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We're bringing back an old favorite... from the grave.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes, you just have do what has to be done... as you see it.Bite Enterprises
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Not all airlines party alike. Especially in Australia.Bite Enterprises
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This one is for all the 5-star dads out there (present company excluded).Bite Enterprises
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If there's one thing that cops hate more than hippies, it's probably rats.Bite Enterprises
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If you feel like you have been checking out online porn without anyone knowing about it, well, then... here's a short primer about how computers work.Bite Enterprises
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Finally, all of our Florida Man dreams came true.Bite Enterprises
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It'll soon be spring break, so go get a job! We're bringing this one back for the gainfully soon-to-be-unemployed...Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes it's good to know that your elected representatives are really getting things done.Bite Enterprises
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Yes, it's the episode where snakes go wherever they can fit.Bite Enterprises
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This one goes out to all the lovers. Especially the unstable ones.Bite Enterprises
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Grab yourself a brew, a six pack o' crillers, and sit back and listen to this episode.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes when you're deep in it, you gotta sue somebody.Bite Enterprises
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Strange things are afoot, and we aim to get to the bottom of it. Maybe.Bite Enterprises
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If you're gonna steal stuff, make sure it's on a discount, 'cause they probably didn't even want it anyway.
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How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.Bite Enterprises
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We had so much fun in paradise last year, we thought we'd go back... to the Boom Boom Room.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes you just get a hankerin' for some finger food.Bite Enterprises
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While you're eating yourself silly this Thanksgiving-- and loosening your belts-- spare a thought for the underserved billionaires.Bite Enterprises
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You'll want to sit down for this one.Bite Enterprises
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Both Georges agree: it's a not a lie... if you believe it.Bite Enterprises
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In the US House of Representatives, it's a race to the finish-- may the one with the most feathers win!
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This one is for all of those who believe in the First Amendment right to expression-- but also in shutting up once in a while.Bite Enterprises
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No matter what you do, it's ok to express yourself. Unless you're a teacher.Bite Enterprises
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If you thought things were weird now, well... they just got weirder.Bite Enterprises
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We missed Kid Rock and MTG, two mental giants who are paving the way for progressive thinking. So we brought them back in this tearful reboot.Bite Enterprises
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We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.Bite Enterprises
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This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).Bite Enterprises
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Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.Bite Enterprises
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One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!Bite Enterprises
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When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?Bite Enterprises
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These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things-- like getting disbarred.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes a beer can is so beautiful you just have to cry.Bite Enterprises
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AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.Bite Enterprises
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It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...Bite Enterprises
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Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes being a criminal is a passionate affair.Bite Enterprises
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This one's for all of the upstanding citizens out there who want to maximize their drug use without getting fired.Bite Enterprises
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When you're sleeping with the enemy, be sure to park legally.Bite Enterprises
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We've heard some crazy ideas in our time, but this one is so crazy that it might be sane. Nope, no it isn't.Bite Enterprises
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Law Bite reflects on one of last year's greatest moments... and how much it must have hurt.Bite Enterprises
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If there's one thing that humans have learned about drugs over the course of history, it's nothing.Bite Enterprises
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Legal AI might be the new robot lawyer-- but hey, I was looking for a new job, anyway.
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There's nothing worse than being fired. Unless it's because you're "too sexy."Bite Enterprises
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Today we ask the question that has baffled the mystics over the centuries: are energy drinks really just liquid crack?Bite Enterprises
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Sometimes dudes are more like animals. Animals that do drugs.Bite Enterprises
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