If there's one thing dudes know how to do, it's to think about themselves. Again. Law Bite is going on a brief hiatus until October! Until then, tell your friends about the show, leave us a review, and have a great summer! We'll see you soon!Bite Enterprises

We're bringing back an old favorite... from the grave.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes, you just have do what has to be done... as you see it.Bite Enterprises

Not all airlines party alike. Especially in Australia.Bite Enterprises

This one is for all the 5-star dads out there (present company excluded).Bite Enterprises

If there's one thing that cops hate more than hippies, it's probably rats.Bite Enterprises

If you feel like you have been checking out online porn without anyone knowing about it, well, then... here's a short primer about how computers work.Bite Enterprises

Finally, all of our Florida Man dreams came true.Bite Enterprises

It'll soon be spring break, so go get a job! We're bringing this one back for the gainfully soon-to-be-unemployed...Bite Enterprises

Sometimes it's good to know that your elected representatives are really getting things done.Bite Enterprises

Yes, it's the episode where snakes go wherever they can fit.Bite Enterprises

This one goes out to all the lovers. Especially the unstable ones.Bite Enterprises

Grab yourself a brew, a six pack o' crillers, and sit back and listen to this episode.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes when you're deep in it, you gotta sue somebody.Bite Enterprises

Strange things are afoot, and we aim to get to the bottom of it. Maybe.Bite Enterprises

If you're gonna steal stuff, make sure it's on a discount, 'cause they probably didn't even want it anyway.

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.Bite Enterprises

We had so much fun in paradise last year, we thought we'd go back... to the Boom Boom Room.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes you just get a hankerin' for some finger food.Bite Enterprises

While you're eating yourself silly this Thanksgiving-- and loosening your belts-- spare a thought for the underserved billionaires.Bite Enterprises

You'll want to sit down for this one.Bite Enterprises

Both Georges agree: it's a not a lie... if you believe it.Bite Enterprises

In the US House of Representatives, it's a race to the finish-- may the one with the most feathers win!

This one is for all of those who believe in the First Amendment right to expression-- but also in shutting up once in a while.Bite Enterprises

No matter what you do, it's ok to express yourself. Unless you're a teacher.Bite Enterprises

If you thought things were weird now, well... they just got weirder.Bite Enterprises

We missed Kid Rock and MTG, two mental giants who are paving the way for progressive thinking. So we brought them back in this tearful reboot.Bite Enterprises

We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.Bite Enterprises

This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).Bite Enterprises

Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.Bite Enterprises

One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!Bite Enterprises

When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?Bite Enterprises

These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things-- like getting disbarred.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes a beer can is so beautiful you just have to cry.Bite Enterprises

AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.Bite Enterprises

It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...Bite Enterprises

Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.Bite Enterprises

Sometimes being a criminal is a passionate affair.Bite Enterprises

This one's for all of the upstanding citizens out there who want to maximize their drug use without getting fired.Bite Enterprises

When you're sleeping with the enemy, be sure to park legally.Bite Enterprises

We've heard some crazy ideas in our time, but this one is so crazy that it might be sane. Nope, no it isn't.Bite Enterprises

Law Bite reflects on one of last year's greatest moments... and how much it must have hurt.Bite Enterprises

If there's one thing that humans have learned about drugs over the course of history, it's nothing.Bite Enterprises

Legal AI might be the new robot lawyer-- but hey, I was looking for a new job, anyway.

There's nothing worse than being fired. Unless it's because you're "too sexy."Bite Enterprises

Today we ask the question that has baffled the mystics over the centuries: are energy drinks really just liquid crack?Bite Enterprises

Sometimes dudes are more like animals. Animals that do drugs.Bite Enterprises