claims that "we are so back" may or may not have been falsified and should be taken with trepidation. here's a tasty little episode in which we explain our absence, give some long distance love advice and encourage you to stir the pot in order to help the soup. JOIN THE DISCORD: support mitch's patreon/join the home.html discord: https://www.patreo…

hello?? is this thing on? welcome to season 3, baby. this episode we talk about having a crush on brooke, what to do about a stinky roommate, and having the worst dreams on the planet. enjoy!

hello. or should we say... idk, boo or something. this time we talk about dressing up, zippers, and one of us might tell the worlds most concise and easy to follow scary story ever. happy halloween!

happy album release week to... the first ever ambient album with a parental advisory sicker?? not really, but wouldn't that be sick? god. we talk about one of the more Adult tracks on mitch's new album, being up against the ol' fence, and answer a question about how to make friends as an anxious adult.…

welcome home billie cya brookie! this week we talk about battle rap, theme parks, and hair. also we don't get to a single question so we actually talk about so much more than that i just don't feel like listing it all here.

what on earth are we gonna do on the show without billie? eat lots of junk food i guess. this week we try twelve different flavors of pringles! most of them were good but oh my god one of them... i don't even want to think about it. we also talk a little about why you shouldn't feel discouraged when your spotify numbers start to dip. you know, the …

Do I smoke weed? Do I smoke weed... Yeah bro I SMOKE. Scared Mostly Often Kinda Everytime!!! Join us this episode for a game of guessing and a discussion about being absolutely terrified of intoxication. Also, learn about the lore of the character known only to us as... "The Rizzler". We didn't intend to do a weed episode I am so sorry.…

twitter is X now, threads is deads, and bluesky... still doesn't have an icon. what can you count on in this crazy world? maybe a simple... pod? with not two, but THREE charming guests to both thrill and calm you? say it isnt so! this week, brooke is back on the show telling us about her travels from canada, then we get into a listener question abo…

hello fellow booger eaters. it's mitch's birthday! this episode we celebrate him turning 33, discuss which (if any) of us have partaken in eating our own bogeys, and get into the story of how a perfectly normal amount of cum can absolutely ruin a laptop. let this one be a lesson to us all.

well well well, what do we have here. Jonna "The Goose" Graves of music project Grave Market, our housemate and... friend? perhaps? we'll get into that. this episode we explain the phenomenon of "horse eating corn", go over the extended ATSIB cast lore, and talk about the concept of muses when making art. check out Jonna's new single Vultures, feat…

howdy to only our loyalest pod description readers. sucks to not be watching on youtube right now because we are wearing silly little hats. how come, you ask?? why, to celebrate doing TWO HUNDRED of these bad boys! this episode has it all. it goes on too long, we don't really get to many questions, we complain about social media at the end. can you…

this week we revisit a certain missing potato, and answer emails about consistency and a phenomenon known as "the slowsmog pavlov effect". oh, we also talk at length about the name Sarah? i don't know, the end of this episode kind of got away from us. shout out to all the Sarahs out there.

guess who's back, back again. our first guest... eminem??? is that true? wow, i guess there's no other way to find out other than watching the whole episode and then leaving a mysterious comment to lure others stans to do the same. this episode we talk about billie's return from their UK trip, mitch's beautiful new speakers, and the ranking of supe…

hey! did you miss us? did you even notice we were gone? this week we answer no questions and instead talk about how and why we even got married in the first place! we also complain about social media and how terrible reels are.

i am... so sorry about the title. it's just we kinda base the titles off the emails we read and we only read one this week. anyway, this week we talk about that. but also youtube play buttons! enjoy! HOW TO HELP: https://www.flatsound.org/how-to-help

okay okay, we took another week off. but for good reason! this episode we talk about back pain, street teams, and how to find your authentic self. STREET TEAM

hello mukbangers. this week (despite the chicken sandwich) is actually kind of a serious episode. we talk about some new projects, food anxiety, and creating meaningful art. hope you enjoy! NEW PODCAST: https://www.flatsound.org/work/pull-away

our apologies to all the brookie stans, but let us be the first to give a warm welcome to all the brookie haters joining us for this very special brooke-less episode. this week we talk about bullet journaling, productivity, and elementary school.

howdy canucks. this week we say goodbye to brookie! and as a farewell, the discord had a lot of hard hitting questions. not really, we mostly talk about food and canada and stuff. but it was still a good time. enjoy!

hello my little tetronimo, why don't you fit yourself perfectly onto the couch and join us for another classic podcast ep? this week we give some interesting updates on a debate we had last episode, talk about eating sugar, and discuss what exactly is...a hole. riveting stuff, isn't it? enjoy!

hello brooke lovers and haters alike. this week we talk some more about james "the rock" johnson, which it turns out is actually his name. but that's not all, brooke actually has a question or three of her very own. from counting stairs to the appropriate order you should get dressed, this episode is truly... something. enjoy!…

hello lost uber drivers, i'm glad you managed to find our podcast okay. on this episode we talk about a silly little foot injury, old memes, and AI art. this whole description was written by an AI bot, actually. nah just kidding. enjoy!

good evening fellow stans, we're back and more beautiful than ever. that's right, our precious podcast set is up again! we also get to all three emails, which is exciting. this week we welcome a widdle baby into adulthood, talk about photography on t-shirts, and read a real wild story about raisins turning back into grapes. that honestly doesn't ev…

look... there's no other way to say it... we went away for a bit. but it's okay, we're back now and in a brand new house! with the old couch and the old sign and the old... brooke?? enjoy!

get ready, tweensters, because this episode is so good it'll have you shouting [INSERT SOMETHING IRISH HERE]. that's right. this week we have the honor, nay, the privilege of having billies very own MOTHER on the pod. what did we talk about? well that was for discord to decide. also i don't remember. enjoy!…

howdy fellow superwholockians, we're back again with another very rebloggable episode. this week we talk about... tumblr! and pirating. but mostly tumblr. hope you enjoy.

ahhh, you want another episode description huh? well try this on for size: this week we look at some cool fan art, talk about playing the drums, and give some advice on how to not become a friend's therapist. enjoy!

hello chronically online friends, welcome to another podcast episode. this week we talk about public transit, dwindling infrastructure, and the importance of cringe. and uh, yeah. that's pretty much it. driving and cringe. hope you like it!

boo! welcome to the most theatric episode of this podcast we've ever done. this week we talk about... well, halloween! favorite candy, trick or treat mischief, all of it. we also look really cool doing it. enjoy!

the rumors are true! we are, in fact, very sleepy this episode. but alas, the urge to podcast is just too strong. this week we talk about GERD, dreams, bullying, and my chemical romance. enjoy!

hello again! want another one of these? you got it, bud. this week we talk about popularity, flopping, and how to make cool friends. enjoy the episode... my liege.

well everyone, we did it. after lots of planning, learning about cameras, and buying weird vintage wall art on ebay, we finally took the plunge into a new era. this is now officially a VIDEO PODCAST. this week we talk about... being on video (a lot). but we also talk about constipation! and having a big beautiful australian bed. there's something f…

in this extra long special, we're joined by christian and amanda as we relive the old days of tumblr and past podcasts. we actually go into the old sadsoul emails and read them on the show! what a beautiful episode.

sorry about not posting last week. it was like, really hot in california. but hey, we're back and slightly cooled off. this week we talk about minks (again), how to exit a relationship when you're both depressed, and if it's even possible to be an artist without the help of that dreaded social media.…

oh you like guest episodes so much, huh? well how's this for a guest episode. this week we (along with our roommate jonna) talk about our favorite fonts, mink coats, and pet names. we also drank very bitter cranberry juice. it was fun!

guess who's back... back again. this week we talk about spinning poles, eminem lyrics, and scary coffee shop shows. heck, we might even drink a drink together for the first time in a long time. idk, just click play already.

hello pod listener. are you ready to get-her-done? this week we talk about taking forever to get to a single email, anxiety about performing at an open mic, and at what point "art" is considered art. enjoy!

howdy fellow heatwave endurer. this week we're all over the place, from birthday gift guilt to bloody toes. we do eventually focus and get to an email about whether or not you can (or should) make friends on dating apps. it just took us, you know, half the episode to get there. enjoy!

hello future chatroom dwellers. this week we talk about opening up the patron only discord server to the public... kinda. we also talk about stuttering, accidentally calling your boss "baby", and being scared of sex. now join this discord already: https://discord.gg/kZ9hw8HF38

well hey, look who came crawling back. it's us! this week we talk about song sampling, embarrassing bite marks, and what it means to "like" someone. also, you know the song mr brightside? i don't know, i've just been thinking about it a lot lately.

hello burger enjoyer. this week we read some very flattering facts from the very reputable allfamousbirthday.com and give some input on being (perhaps a little too) sad online. at one point we were even attacked by a tape measure. please just click play already.

hello pottymouths (again), we're back and on our best behavior. this week we... say cuss words and give money to charity! we also get a nice update from a longtime listener, talk about pegging, and discuss what to do when you accidentally get the same tattoo as your ex. this was fun, and very expensive, but mostly fun. enjoy!…

hello pottymouths, we're back with another totally normal episode where we talk to one another and no one else. this week we talk about bullet journaling (or lack thereof), having fucked up teeth (or lack thereof), and the joys of the internet (or lack thereof). okay that's it enjoy.

pretty nice of us to record this week considering *loud horrible creak* we don't even have to answer questions. this episode we talk about serendipitous experiences and what to do when your long time crushing just wont accept that you're gay. good? good.

long time no... we. that's right suckers, we're back! this week we talk about where the heck we've been for over a month, but we also talk about hot topic and friendly exes and a million other things. it feels... so good to be talking into a microphone for you again. enjoy!

howdy fellow aussies. this week we talk about eating maggots, dry humping, and oh my god is this really a podcast you willingly listen to? sheesh, thank you so much. don't worry, though. the last email is about art and imposter syndrome. that way you can still technically say that you listen to an art podcast. enjoy!…

howdy doom scrollers, welcome back. this week we talk about... instagram, but i swear that relates to the title somehow. oh, and we do manage to answer one email, it was about how to dress and buy clothes. enjoy!

welcome ipad musicians. this week we talk about salt rocks and whether or not it's okay to steal someones cat. but, you know, it's an episode of all the space in between so we also talk about a million other things because we can never stay on a single topic for more than three minutes at a time. enjoy!…

hello fellow rock sniffers (try it!!!), we're back and right on schedule with another episode. this week we talk about tan hands, having a muscular friend with great hair, and even give some poetry advice to a listener stuck in a cycle. okay, but really, go outside and try the rock thing we talked about.…

okay okay, we only got to two emails this episode, but trust me when i say they're good emails! this week we talk about group sex... and soup again. enjoy!