Corey Feldman, professional crazy person. Australian breakdancing, Turkish shooting, and Chinese biting. Complaining about people who incorrectly use words and phrases.ScoopPods.com

The changes, they are coming. Getting the kids out of the house. The temptation of social media. Deadpool and Wolverine, and spoiler culture. KAH-ma-la vs. Ka-MAH-la. Gaming updates. Complaining about people who dismiss others by calling them haters.ScoopPods.com

Tracking your kids. Some Boogie2988 controversy. Mr. Beast hosts YouTube celebrities. Donovan Sharp. Complaining about the impact of political rhetoric on society.ScoopPods.com

The horror of it all. Rocking out to AI music. Fat acceptance. Rap lyrics that should be remembered. Matthew read a book by Riley Gaines. Complaining about the generation being rewarded with participation trophies.ScoopPods.com

Comedian controversies. Living wages. Hitler mustaches. Shitty algorithms and social media cleanses. Racial stereotypes. Complaining about the failures of our criminal justice system.ScoopPods.com

Juaquime is haunted. Matthew gets glasses. Cyrax news. Harrison Butker. Debate debasement. Floaters. Complaining about people with limited knowledge on a topic who overestimate their own competence.ScoopPods.com

AHS aliens. Kendrick & Drake have beef like Kim Kardashian. Thanks, brother. Chappelle joins the pod? Complaining about people who have make wokeism a bad thing.ScoopPods.com

Opie and Anthony. Patrick S. Tomlinson. Sarsaparilla. Dead bodies in public restrooms. Complaining about people who drive good tv shows and movies into the ground.ScoopPods.com

The famous Paul Mattingly joins the podcast. Star both Trek and Wars. Marvel, Deadpool, and Wolverine. Dave\'s DC Universe Disaster Diner. Matthew places some bets. Fresh and Fucked. Complaining about people who blame video games for violence and the degenerate youth.ScoopPods.com

Current video games. Old video games. Bill Shatner. World War III. Abolishing mass protest. Complaining about people who generate images using AI and call themselves an artist.ScoopPods.com

Yard work. Bugs are gross. More on veganism. Earthquakes and eclipses. Your heart is in the right place, but your head is up your ass. Juaquime ruins Sisyphus. Complaining about people who intentionally do things the hard way.ScoopPods.com

What ever happened to SNL? Nickelodeon tyranny. Emotional television. Ariana Grande is Italian-American. Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Dining Experience. Complaining about sanctimonious vegans, especially the she-wench known as That Vegan Teacher.ScoopPods.com

Amazon sucks. Diablo phishing. Financial planning. Kurt Cobain didn\'t mean shit. Body of christ. Complaining about people who get jobs, spots, or favors because of who they know or to whom they are related.ScoopPods.com

Strep throat. Is this how white people feel? eBay scammers (we still hate eBaes). Printers floating in the ocean. Microtransactions. We complain with our friend Rin about morons who think our transgender siblings need to be reformed.ScoopPods.com

Santa\'s been naughty. Taekwondoubledon\'t. \"Listener\" mail about airpod assholes. Positive affirmation. Complaining about psychics and mediums swindling people out of their hard money with the one and only Judge Mentalist.ScoopPods.com

Taekwondon\'t. Getting pulled over. Dog food scent. Hacking Walgreens. Our DMCA takedown battle with Twitter. Bad 3D printing. Juaquime rejoins Facebook for a bit. Complaining about people who mindlessly pledge their fandom allegiance to corporations and brands.ScoopPods.com

Kids being kids. AHS Apocalypse. The DC Universe and Marvel suck. Streamer grifting. Matthew goes to the Irish Comedy Tour. Complaining about girls who love to party and go out boozing and shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their friends, ruining our time.Next week\'s topic: Fan Boys! You know the type - any person who is the unthinking pawn of a major…

More on Madame Web. We made it to the moon. Fear the ocean. Juaquime almost drowns. Getting kinky. A marital conundrum. Listener mail. Complaining about the evil that is insurance companies.Next week\'s topic: Woo Girls! You know - girls who love to party and go out boozing and like to shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their Woo-girl friends. Email us…

A cold wait for a bus. Buying a shotgun. Sora comes for the internet. Google Gemini. Switching phone carriers. Political compass. Exercising. AHS. Complaining about parents who get aggressively involved in their childrens\' sports.Take the political compass test here: https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/Share your results with us on social media …

Toilet squirrels. Spider-Man 2 and some gaming talk. Mommy Milkers. Gaykeepers. Complaining about people who take it upon themselves to decide who gets access to a community or identity. #squirrelgenocide, people - get it trending!ScoopPods.com

Taylor Swift. Tentacle porn. Dementia Don. Glitchy games. Deadnaming Twitter. The SNL provocateur. Ricky Gervais. Complaining about people who think their pets are equivolent to human children.ScoopPods.com

More arguing on the internet. Liu Kang debate. MamaMax and predator poachers. Would it be an ATIWIHY episode without some mention of Cyrax? The prison system. Corey Perry makes a bad pass. Afraid to compliment. Matthew gets called a sexist. Complaining about people who double down when presented with an alternative opinion.…

Back at it in the new “Newman the Podcast” studio.

I took my “back medicine” too early and this episode got weird. Sorry. Please come back next week.

Being sick. Full of cold air. Teens stabbing teens. Sue Klebold. The Completionist scandal. Other video game chatter. Double standards. We complain about those imbued with the Christmas spirit.Reference videos:Sue ‘My Son Shot Up Columbine’ Klebold (Timmy2Cents): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUJvB3YZq0This YouTuber is LYING about Sue Klebold (M…

I complain and moan this whole episode. Your boy is in his feelings.

toy drive• cold-open• rotator cuff• John B calls in• just my luck• filler• travel tips• wrap-up

I’m back from Fabulous Las Vegas and the Formula 1 LVGP and I tell you about that and then I take some listener mail!

The moon position. A congressman gets into a fight with a teamster. Losing your job due to your political beliefs. Stereotyping your content. Book recommendations. A little bit of Marvel. Matt Rife is the man. We complain about people who treat political parties like sports teams.ScoopPods.com

Newman visits Rachel, NV and tries to meet aliens and ends up rolling his eyes at Australia.

Toy drive •Cold open• turtle pies• Las Vegas• old timey TV• Christmas plans• wrap up

Toy drive• cold-open• caller• chem• Area 51• filler • Tuffy calls in • plug ears• Erica Call Back• French Bus• wrap-up.

Amazon Link• Cold-Open• Call the Show• Airlines am I Right• Comedy Gold• Rumplestiltskin • Filler • Kelce• Wrap-up

What?• Really Cold Open• Cold Open• Bathroom Humor• Joke Ending• Keri Calls in• Sticker Humtin’ • Andrea Calls in• T shirt Ad• RIP Kirby Puckett • Matthew calls in• Wrap-up•

1998 all over again. The Barbie Monologue. Digital blackface. Bad words. Tased by the cops. The Smiths. Women in sports. It\'s like the sun on the horizon. Two slices of pepperoni. Complaining about people who tell you how to grieve.ScoopPods.com

Cold-Open• Coffins• Yearbooks• Nibble• Public Speaking• T shirt ad• Wrap-up•

Being sick sucks. Gen X vs. Millenials. Posing for family photos. Shib-Nig-Ra. Dragonball Z is Pro Wrestling. I gotta get them papers. Arguing on the internet, even when you win, you lose. Native American Genocide Day. I pity the white man. Complaining about TikTok Non-Player Characters and those that support them.…

I record a couple of minutes in an airport terminal on the way to my next big adventure.

Cold Open• Formula Change• Call from Ryer• Call the Hotiine• Keri calls in• Adventure• Matthew Voicemail• Swiss Army• Wrap-up

Pediatric physicals. Starfield hullabaloo. Fire sirens. Progress is progress. Listener mail. Everyone has a smell. Swooshy pants. Ass-part-uh-may and magnet-uh. The wax ring of poo protection. We complain about people who say they\'re old school to avoid being efficient and expedicious.ScoopPods.com

Thanks to everyone who made us the #69 rank new comedy podcast charts this week! I love you all so much.

The Law & Order reboot is a disappointment. Trying to lose weight. Back 2 school. Robots in the stands. Decongestants don\'t actually work. Reiki is Fake-y. Complaining about all the ways in which shoppers can be terrible humans.ScoopPods.com

Cold Open• Canceled Pandas• Matthew calls in• Mike Smith Scoop calls in• Sweet Matty D Calls in• Reach out, Touch Faith• Wrap-Up•

•Cold Open •Matthew calls in •Ryer calls in • Rocky Calls in• Sarah calls in • Keri writes in •shameless plug •Wrap-up

Matthew gets a root canal. Clean yourself up you dirty whore. Sleep paralysis. Rich Men North of Richmond. Is Skeletor running for president? Complaining about people who can\'t help but provide their opinion on topics about which they know very little.ScoopPods.com

An orchestra of crickets. Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should. Breakthrough cases. Dealing with death. Putin\'s revenge. Poor presidential picks. Camilla Harris. AI President. Complaing about people who poorly parent their offspring.ScoopPods.com

Cold-Open• FUNd Raisers• ScoopPods.com• voicemail from Matthew• break-ups• Ryer calls in• Filler• baseball voicemail• Wrap-up

Pre-Show• Cold open• “…and that is why I hate you” podcast calls in• The Ballad of Boston Corbett• Concession Stands• Turducken Voicemail• Wrap-Up• Post-Show

An update (or lack thereof) on Juaquime\'s house. Artificially unintelligent Cyrax. It sucks to get old. The USWNT bows out. Lizzo and the amazing banana hole. Tim Pool and Elliot Page. Complaining about people who preface their statements with \"As a [insert qualifying identifier here]\".ScoopPods.com

Cold Open• Dolphin Down a Well• Sweet Matty D calls in• Bad Jambalaya• Tuffy• Ryer calls in• John B calls in• Anonymous calls in • Wrap-Up