Hey there...! Remember us? Our inconsistent programming has proven to be... inconsistent! But we're finally back with a brand new episode to talk about that thing we all wish we weren't watching: the United States 2024 Presidential Election. November 5th is coming soon, and we're worried! Join us for some chatter about the election and all the nigh…

We're back with a fresh episode, baby! Written by Samuel D. Hunter and directed by Darren Aronofsky, THE WHALE is a 2022 film based on Hunter's stage play of the same title. Despite an incredible performance by Brendan Fraser, which won him an Oscar, the movie falls short of having an impactful message about... anything. From its confused plot, lam…

Napoleon is the historical biopic about Joaquin Phoenix being sleepy and quiet. Boy do we have thoughts on Ridley Scott's less-than-amazing movie! Join us for a rousing discussion about history, love, filmmaking, and maybe some other stuff too. Check out Chris's new show: Leviathan Rising! Follow us on Elon's twitter @NighUnwatchable Our Music is b…

Hey losers! Thought we forgot about you, huh? Well we didn't! And in honor of ourselves not forgetting about you, we give unto ye this here weekend episode. We're hanging, we're chatting, and we're tired. Join us :) Our Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We're back in the saddle with a science-fiction flick for you this week! We watched FOE, a movie starring Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, and Aaron Pierre. Despite the top-notch acting, the story falls short in every way that'll make a true sci-fi fan cry. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us online @NighUnwatchable on twitter…

It's a Friday night episode drop, your favorite! Follow us @NighUnwatchable on twitter Our Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Happy New Year! We're back for the 2024 season with a conversational episode about the first GOP Primary Debate for the 2024 Election, plus the Trump of it all, and our thoughts about the year ahead. Give us some stars! Follow us on twitter @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We finally did it! Just like the xXx Series, we took a long hiatus and now we've returned to the XANDER ZONE! Join us for a good time :) Our Music is by jacketpocket Stay Updated about the Show on Twitter! Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We're back after the holidays with a typically late episode! We took last week off, but not without some mishaps, and now we're back with the first part of our discussion about the final installment of the XXX Series — The Return of Xander Cage. Vin Diesel is back, baby! Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable…

Happy Turkey Day, losers! We'll be back next week :) Music by jacketpocket On Twitter @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Step aside, Vin Diesel, it's Ice Cube's turn! While in many ways a worse movie than the first xXx, the sequel is a helluva lot of fun. A young Ice Cube, an evil Willem Defoe — it's another movie of its time, and we love that about the xXx movies! This is a fun episode, so join us for the ride ;) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on that thing …

Get ready to enter the XANDER ZONE cuz we're talking about xXx, the early 2000s classic starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson. This movie is of its time in a number of ways that would be cooler if the flick was better made. Join us as we go through the "very 2002" twists & turns that xXx has in store! Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on E…

For this Halloween season, we're taking a dive into the shallow waters of the Bahamas by way of the 4th Jaws movie, Jaws: The Revenge! This movie is both everything and nothing that you'd expect it to be. From the Michael Caine to the human-hunting shark, you're in for a shockingly boring ride! Join us for a goofy chat about it :) Music by jacketpo…

We did it twice! We watched the first two episodes of MILF Manor, a show that will truly test your faith in humanity — and we're talking about the creators here, not contestants! Join us for Part Two of our discussion. Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchable on Elon's TwitterChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Have you heard of this show? MILF Manor is the essence of cringe in many ways, but it also makes you wanna write a stern letter to the producers. Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Are you ready for big shark to be BIGGER?! Listen to this episode, and find out if you got what it takes! Music is by jacketpocket Our thingy: @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

It's a special episode today! In contrast to our normally nigh unwatchable content, we watched an excellent documentary called BS High! Join us for a chat about the con-man behind this story, and the Ohio high schoolers on whom he preys. Music by jacketpocket Follow @NighUnwatchable on Elon's Twitter…

This movie is terrible and stale. But let us tell you why! Music by jacketpocket Follow us on Elon's Twitter @NighUnwatchable for occasional newsChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

That's right, bubbies! We're STILL talking about a bad, bad Tarantino movie today! Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

That's right, bubbies! We're talking about a bad, bad, bad Tarantino movie today! Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We're coming to you not-live this week having watched Tucker Carlson's summer interview with Donald Trump. You know — the one that Tucker released on Twitter the night of the GOP's first presidential debate for the 2024 election. Oh goodie, say you, that one, right, aha. :) Join us for a discussion about Tucker, the indictments, and Trump's media t…

Michael Bay's 2009 sequel to the first live-action Transformers movie is, and Harrison will tell ya this, among the worst movies made in this century. Join us for an episode that lazily breaks down why this is. Follow us @NighUnwatchable Our music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We did it for you. We watched the first Republican Debate for the 2024 election cycle. This debate comes before the GOP Primaries have even begun, and already the candidates have congealed into a toxic sludge of many angry voices. Not including the angriest voice, of course, because Trump was not present. Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jack…

It's Keanu Time! We're talking about the 2008 remake of the beloved 1951 classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still. Wowzer this remake is bad! And star-studded! Enjoy the conversation and the laughs with us, ya cutie. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

From Hell is a 2001 adaptation of Alan Moore's graphic novel of the same name. Directed by the Hughes Brothers, this has got to be among the worst fictionalized retellings of Jack the Ripper (and an even worse adaptation). Join us for a discussion FROM HELL! (Nah, it's from our homes) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable…

Hey bubbies! Harrison is moving this week, so we will be taking a pause from recording until he can get his new set-up... set up. We'll be back in your feed soon! Our Music is by jacketpocket.Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We're back with a story that will make your body roll around with laughter, or maybe cause your eyes to roll with disdain. Join us for the Tale of Harrison's Two Pizzas, among other titles. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable onlineChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

We're back after a covid-filled hiatus with a truly mediocre film that fails to live up to its name. You know her from the title of this episode that you clicked on— it's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantum Mania! Join us for this hot pod about another one of Marvel's disappointing summer turds. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on Twitter while it …

Despite all the magic, Doctor Strange is one of the more human Marvel Superheroes. But sadly, if you're looking for a movie that has a soul, this Marvel flick is not for you. Join us for a discussion about one of Hollywood's most blatant pieces of American propaganda... it's a fun episode! We promise! Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatch…

We don't know how this happened, but we scored a super special guest for this week's episode! And then they made us watch this movie, so it was a mixed bag honestly. JK - this flick may be terrible, but our episode about it is a hoot! Kamehame... and join us! Follow us @NighUnwatchable, or Dale at @Frosty3D ! Music by jacketpocket…

What an astonishingly wild show! Join us for a conversation about Netflix's new torture experiment — I mean — new show about love (but mostly about marriage)! Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Some TikToks are incredible, but some are nigh unwatchable. The surprisingly popular TikTok videos we selected for today's episode are in the latter category. Yeet! Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

RoboCop is a classic dystopian SciFi movie from the 1980s that satirizes American free market imperialism. The 2014 remake of RoboCop satirizes itself while propagandizing violence in the name of the Law. Join the Nigh Guys for a discussion about cops, imperialism, Gary Oldman, and much more. Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us for news about th…

This week we discuss REPLICAS, an abysmal movie starring Keanu Reeves and Thomas Middleditch about... something, maybe. Is it about robots? Is it about cloning? Is it about an insane man doing the sci-fi version of necromancy? The answer is: All of the above AND not at all, you silly goose! Join Harrison and Chris for an unforgettably funny discuss…

Cocaine Bear is in theaters & receiving good reviews, so we decided to keep the bear content balanced this week by watching an awful bear-related movie called GRIZZLY. Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Welcome back to a special episode of Nigh Unwatchable! We're returning to the show's roots this week with a discussion about recent insane news from the United States. Twitter: @NighUnwatchable @HarriStew @ChrisWidin Music is by jacketpocketChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

As promised, we are back with Part Two of our discussion about Mel Gibson's 2004 movie, The Passion of the Christ. In this second half, we will delve further into this film and its many troubling details. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

It's time for Jesus to get got! Join us for this special episode about Mel Gibson's all-around worst blockbuster hit. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable @HarriStew @chriswidinChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

Join us for an atypical episode of Nigh Unwatchable this week! Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul. received a remarkably low Audience Score on Rotten Tomatoes, so we had to see what made this movie so unwatchable for so many moviegoers. But then we loved it! So we're mixing it up this week with a discussion about why we think this movie deserves more a…

That's right! We're talking about George Lucas and his not-at-all acclaimed, would-be magnum opus — Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. We think you-sa gonna like this week's discussion on our... 100th Episode of Nigh Unwatchable / It is Nigh (OMG!)! So why don't you, ah, give us a review on the app you're using to listen. It'll be like a gi…

If you thought The Happening was M. Night Shyamalan's worst masterpiece, think again. The Last Airbender is a movie based on Season 1 of the Nickelodeon hit series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the movie does the show some serious injustice. Join us for this week's hilarious chat about one of the worst adaptations of all time. Music is by jacket…

Hello fellow fans! Hope you're in a TV mood this week because we're discussing the pilot episode of Netflix's new all-star reality competition show, Perfect Match. This show is the best and worst of what Netflix's Reality TV Universe can offer, so buckle up and join us for the ride! Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable Perfect Match …

Do you remember the scientific method? Mark Wahlberg sure does! Join us for a discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's worst movie, The Happening. The Happening stars Marky Mark, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, and Jeremy Strong. Only one of those people does a good job... because this movie is bad! Our music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatch…

We promised you a Spiderman episode, and here it is! Join us for a discussion about how one might go about fixing Sam Raimi's not unsalvageable Spider-Man 3. Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable @chriswidin @harristewChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

This week, we're discussing Brian De Palma's 1980 film, Dressed to Kill. Michael Caine stars alongside Angie Dickinson and Nancy Allen in a movie that is somehow both "of its time" and a harbinger for moral panics to come. In this episode, we delve into the movie's themes of violence, and De Palma's de facto representation of systemic oppression. A…

Join us for a discussion about what may qualify as the worst movie of 2021. That's right - we're doing an episode on Pinocchio: A True Story, the children's movie starring none other than Pauly Shore in the titular role. It's a masterclass is fever dream storytelling - this is definitely not one to skip! NEW EPISODES WED/THUR Music by jacketpocket …

Welcome back to Nigh Unwatchable! This week we're discussing The Samaritan, a 2022 film starring Sylvester Stallone. It's weird and bad, and we hope you enjoy laughing along with us during this episode! Music by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableChris Widin + Harrison Stewart

That's right, we're going to discuss whether "Velma" is watchable or not on today's episode! From Forbes to BuzzFeed, the critics are polarized over this new show by Mindy Kaling, so it's time for two un-qualified white podcast hosts to finally settle this! (Lol) @ItisNighPod Music: The Future Cooperative…

Nigh Unwatchable has a special mid-week episode for you, and it's about the 1996 movie, Executive Decision! This flick stars Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, B.D. Wong, one of the Trumps, and none other than legendary terrible person Steven Seagal. Join us for this conversation about a film that truly is nigh unwatchable. Music by The Futur…

We're changing up the show! Starting in 2023, It is Nigh is going to get eaten by our former Bad Content Segment. So Welcome to our new podcast, Nigh Unwatchable, where we'll dive deep into terrible movies, TV, and more to break down what exactly makes them nigh unwatchable. Up first in this new venture is Bill Burr's 2022 Netflix Special! Follow u…