Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself. Listen to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show at your own peril…

Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.…

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.…

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and …

Muggins and Cream discuss their very different strategies if they came into billions of pounds after suggesting the societal rule that there could be only one. Kai "does a Kai" and puts chicken stock in his wife's Whisky. Daniel struggles with the change of the goalposts that all the drinking and drugs he did in his 20's is no longer cool to the ne…

Muggins and Cream answer questions thrown into the ring by their patrons about their careers, personal lives and plans for the future. This was recorded as a double bill in order to get through them all so if you want to hear the rest consider this clickbait and subscribe for Thursday's bonus episode (Part 2) Maybe even throw in a question yourself…

Rosco pulls up a seat at Muggins' kitchen table to alternate seamlessly between real world irks and wild flights of fancy in a way only he does best. He tells about his ambitions as a troll to provoke a civil uprising against his local Asda and the time he accidentally blue balled a scammer. To receive an extra weekly episode, early access on these…

Baldy man Ryan Cullen joins Muggins in the kitchen to tell all about his recent recreational MRI scan. Kai has been absolutely fleeced in a one sided wager with his wife. The pair go after practitioners of Karate safe in the knowledge their licence to kill isn't worth the paper it's printed on. #41 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLY…

Muggins and Cream get the old band back together to discuss holding onto relics when moving house, whether it's appropriate to get off over porn of a deceased partner and what your last words might be in the wake of Fat Man Scoops dying doing what he loves, getting people to make some noise. #40 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLO…

After meeting in Altitude festival and swift becoming changeover buddies in their Edinburgh venue, Kai and Nina share stories, green rooms and even crabs, in an action packed episode where Nina scales a wall before breaking into a sleeping comedians pad. #39 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST…

Daniel makes an appearance after making some of you granddads for the second time. He talks us through the recent weeks welcoming his daughter into the world, which include bullying disabled kids in soft play and discovering some of women's best kept secrets. Meanwhile Kai has had one foot in an alternative universe, tripping balls in an all time t…

The podcast sets up shop in an artist bar deep in the heart of the Edinburgh fringe. Does this mean Elliot Steel will tone it down because he is surrounded by industry? The answer is no. He's quite happy to let career doors close for light entertainment. Watch as they publicly unpack the riots in England and the social media response to women's oly…

Seizing the opportunity of Rob Rouse gigging in Glasgow, Muggins get's him around for an extremely fun chat about the dawn of gaming, the daft names of Glasgow suburbs and childhood arson. An absolute treat for those of you who saw him absolutely smash it on his first visit to Altitude festival this year. Stay tuned for Part.2 of this podcast on Pa…

In a new podcast feature "Phone Notes" Kai is joined by amateur comedian and professional bald man, Ryan Cullen, to dig through their phone notes and find unbaked ideas for jokes they've written down but still haven't given the light of day. Watch the earliest stages of joke creation before some go on to see the world as part of their set and some …

At the beginning of a sabbatical there was an unmissable opportunity, which was not missed, to get Gianmarco Soresi on the podcast. After Gianmarco's show in Edinburgh and some mutual swooning the pair deep dive American history, politics and comedy, frequently coming back to the shallows for equally important topics as coke d-ck and wheelbarrow po…

At the end of a long two year road, Sloss and Humphries put the fork in the "Can't" Tour (Although they will lick the plate with two extra shows in Dublin and London) For the next few months life will be conducted from their own homes, the boys bask in this fact while reflecting on their recent accomplishment and slipping straight back into the mou…

Practically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not too dissimilar to those in charge. They both speculate about being better gift givers within their friendship group the…

Muggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick their three high profile beefs they'd start to further their career. #30Daniel Sloss and Kai Humphries

Muggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated because of thrush, the pair fall victim to capitalist karma. #29 Improve the contents of you…

Muggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in Detroit and befriend footballer and Kai's doppelgänger Matty Longstaff. #28 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious…

Muggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives (yet) the boys do the thing they do second best. Talk about filth. Cream wants a feature on pornhub where you…

Back in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up when they're snoring and Cream admires the methodology of the far right. They each bring an injury home from Altitude Festival, one fro…

A debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from last week, we'll be back on track this Wednesday. Your Altitude Patreon episode is something special, a live podcast that had a little bit of everyth…

In full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting to rudeness. After a brief "Happy Holi" break they return more colourful both visually and in spirit to discus…

After a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK tour to tell the boys all about the cities they’re going to visit. You will remember Arooj from her appearance on the podcast at the…