David joins Scott at SCHQ to talk fiction. Scott dons a banana costume. David’s instagram is infested with cosplay chicks. Space News. Drew watches Feudcast, possibly post-coital.

Scott gets emotional. David is blamed for lack of episodes. Ian feeds bees tears.

David needs pressure to make content. Ian and Scott try to figure out who in the triumvirate is sexiest.

SCOTTCast gets a new headquarters. Ian and Scott go to Showtime. SCOTTCast is threatened by new policies from Apple Podcasts. Ian gets a sexy vegan cookbook. Scott has final wishes upon his death for David to fulfill.

Scott is back in Hamtramck. Ian smokes a pipe. Controversial figures in history.

Spicy Boy Charlz joins the Triumvirate to play a game valuing Ian’s VHS collection and talking wild pig invasions. Check out these twitch channels! Our DND Channel Spicy Boy’s Channel

Drew and Ian join Scott for the second day in a row. Ian brings Trick Or Truth. Scott shows everyone an alien penis.

In which Drew and Ian team up to discover what kind of writer Drew’s Mom really is.

Scott gets injured playing DnD. Ian wakes up at night thinking of Catholic school. Watch on YouTube

The last podcast in Sunny Hamtramck’s SCOTTCast HQ. We talk aliens.

Spicy Boy Charlz told us to talk about butterflies and we did it. Scott’s preferred superpower would be to not shit. Ian delves into consciousness and ponders his possible life as a crust punk. All of this is directly related to butterflies.

Ian takes Scott to a metal show.

Triumvirate reunites. Ian defends the ellipsis. David wants to start a fake true crime show. Scott starts Bumfuzzling.

Drew makes a triumphant return after 86 episodes and challenges SCOTTCast to a Pod War. This time, his cohost is a familiar voice to all SCOTTCast listeners. Ian gets called to the carpet. Drew gets his picture taken. Scott doesn’t understand acting.

The birth of Robot Ian. Some advice on fitting passions into your life. Kill Run Kill brings us a cave dweller and a toe chewer.

Scott and Ian chat over the internet-waves. What’s politics like today? How much have you been paid to jerk off? Stuff like that.

Ian makes oopsies. David tells off a twelve year old girl. Scott experiments with the format.

Ian and Scott get ready for Astronomicon. Ian provides therapy to ChatGPT. The LAPD’s latest policy change is debated in a lively round of Boss Talk / Dumb Fuck.

Scott and Ian discuss hypotheticals

Ian wears a werewolf hoodie. Scott plans to monetize his girlfriend’s claw machine skills. What would Hell be like for you?

Scott successfully predicts the winner of the Super Bowl. Ian proposes alternative sports for the American public. Brought to you by Athletic Greens: It Makes Your Dick Hard Visit The SCOTTCast Store and get yourself a hat, a t-shirt, or like a scrunchie, or a pair of boxer briefs.

Bendy ruins the podcast but makes Scott laugh until he hurts. Ian somehow managed to get a salient sumup at the end.

The return of Marshall & Hank. Scott is a health influencer. Ian’s watching the doomsday clock.

Scott and Ian produce the most complete episode of any podcast ever podcasted. Nazis and the cancelled Justin Roiland. A premature Astronominouncement. Scott is over-caffeinated and tries his hand at solving mysteries. Sports? Promos!

Ian and Scott let ChatGPT do their heavy work. Ian wants to get rid of a book. A romance author comes back from the dead, is not wanted.

Scott brings fernet and cusswords from Argentina. Ian takes the helm of Zombeez. The buck stops at The Dix.

The Trick or Truth Special 2022! Julia and Alexis joins the guys. The ghost of Norm Macdonald.

Scott thinks upon his sins. Ian and David compete to be Bendy’s best friend in the new game, Is It Bendy?

SCOTTCast proves they are the greatest sports broadcasters in history. Ian and Scott tell their football stories. David talks fantasy strategy while his fantasy team loses to Scott.

SCOTTCast is back and busting at the seams with content! Does Scott live in a tattered empire and does he look like a handsome actor who plays a lechorous fiend? Thirst shaming Adam Levine. Noticias de Abejas en Espanol. Ian brings the fire with a seven movie edition of Trick Or Truth

Scott achieves enlightenment and practices voodoo. Ian aspires to torpor. Plant-Based Human Flesh Burgers – should we eat them? Movie reviews: Invasion of the Bee Girls and Jurassic World. Book review: the elementary particles.

Scott stares at his landlord’s bush and rambles. Pensive thoughts after a memorial. The discovery of a new step in bird evolution. Loneliness and life updates.

Checking in during our summer hiatus. Ian and Scott beat Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis. Go primal during slight stressors, see what happens. That’s Ian’s advice. Scott eats the marshmallow. SCOTTCast Citizen Of The Week goes to a ponzi schemer. Scott’s retirement plan is to disappear. Go to thescottcast.com/escape to fund our own disappearance. Ian…

It’s been awhile! Living The Dream

Chris Lee Day. Can you beat up animals?

Scott and Ian get on Twitch for a live broadcast on World Bee Day. Watch the episode Twitch: Twitch.tv/thescottcast

Zombeez Live Promotion Show NEXT FRIDAY, sometime in the middle of the night. Watch it if you dare. Scott and Ian talk about SCOTTCast’s success. Ian’s entire yard is now poisonous. Jurassic Park, ZOMBEEZ talk and hallucinogenic honey. University of Michigan researchers say “Pee On These Peonies”. SCOTTCast Citizen of The Week debuts out of […]…

SCOTTCast goes live on twitch this upcoming May 20th for World Bee Day. If you say Stone Cold Steve Austin’s name three times, he appears. Scott and Ian plan on buying pigeons for podcast distribution. Will drinking a drunk man’s blood give you a buzz?

Scott learns about putas. Ian coins the term ‘kinderdouches’. Five million bees are killed by Delta Airlines. How to exit a social media sensation with dignity. www.thescottcast.com/ihaveahorsecock

Bendy tastes new White Claw. Scott’s genius plan for Zombeez backfires. Ian almost dies for a decorative plant. David’s there. Go to https://thescottcast.com/titanic to buy stuff on amazon and give us Jeff Bezos’ money.

Scott brings a Boss Talk / Dumb Fuck about himself. Octopus cities and talking fungus. Ian wants to start a Freudian Metal band.

Scott and Ian pod from Ian’s new digs. White Claw Gabe’s life story is discovered. Orphans are unapologetically oppressed by oligarchs. Space News and mandatory ball exams at the airport. A conversation about furries is cut off and summed up on a lessor microphone.

David and Scott talk about the wide world of bullsh and beesh. Scott tallies dongs in Mynx. David finds a stolen house.

Scott goes solo just in time for a Sunday podcast drop. Kyle fails as cohost. Read a book Scott read and support the cast here Sew Your Couch Pillows at thescottcast.com/sew Email Bag Us! Do your couch pillows come half opened?

Ian and Scott get rid of their Jerries. A fundraiser is planned for Zombeez. A dolly and some human heads are stolen. Masturbation pods. 311 in New York.

Bendy is crowned PodKing. David gets to talk Crypto. Ian can see boss talk even in his enemies. Bendy is a baked bean star. Scott gets invited to a schvitz.

Ian prepares to send his Jerry Maguire haul to the great pyramid in the desert. Scott is just as troubling sober as he is drinking. David has a man living in his home.

Scott interrupts the typical programming to tell you he’s trying to grow the fuck up.

Scott goes direct to tape! Lasso guns for a new exciting sport. 2,500 calorie packzi beer. Scott stares at walls to avoid false vegging.

The Tournament of Eloquence! A rhetorical battle of wits to determine the next PodKing. Will Ian or David prevail? Get healthy like the undead: thescottcast.com/ag