#53 The Loooong and the Short of it: w/ guest Steve

Domesticated Savages

We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about Jocey Wine-y hands and the purpose for men having nipples. We also tell stories about: -A Florida woman that tries to use Diet Mountain Dew to get rid of evidence (cloggs, canoes and tug boats, oh my!) -A Furry kerfuffle at the Huntington Beach -Post Malone's excessive nerdy spending problem -And we get into the longest rookie story ever told, and Steve also tells us about his 7,000 page fantasy novel he's been writing -Steve tells us about his tortoise and the hare foot pursuit (the Readers Digest version) and about the time he arrested tweaker Mickey Mouse -We end with a short game called Tangent Tally and our Savage of the Week: Otter 841! Stay Savage!