S02 E08 | Claudio Ranieri's Operating Theatre

Footballland

It's been another highly successful week at Footballland and we're delighted to announce THREE new rides! One of which came from listener and patron Nick Dunmore. Remember, you can send us any of your half-baked ride ideas and we're contractually obliged to discuss them! Sign up to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland

Here's what's on the menu at Footballland this week:

Claudio Ranieri's Operating Theatre

He's known as the tinkerman, but what if we let Claudio Ranieri tinker with human bodies instead of relegation threatened Premier League football clubs? Leicester's favourite Italian is given a full range of medical equipment and free rein on anyone who gets crocked at the park. Dilly Ding Dilly Chloroform!

First Off, Last Off The Training Ground

It was a pleasure to receive this ride idea from listener and patron Nick Dunmore. Nick was concerned that Footballland did not yet have a 'touch the truck' style game, and he has cleverly invented one which ties in with the ultra-professional mentality of your Cristiano Ronaldo's and your James Milner's of this world (of this world). Thanks, Nick!

Teemu Pukki's Pies

In a first for Footballland, we received an idea from a current Premier League footballer. Teemu Pukki of Norwich City has been fascinated with the brand Pukka Pies in fish and chip shops throughout the UK, and would like to add a finish twist to the takeaway staple. Trouble is, Finnish cuisine is the absolute worst in the world. Will Teemu's concoctions catch on?

As ever we love to hear from you. Send us your jingles, your ideas, your thought. We'll feature everything you throw at us!

All the best,

Anthony, Mark and Ryan

Footballland Explained:

Having accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison and Ryan Baxter are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football themed theme park rides in the history of football themed theme parks.

Anthony Richardson - CEO of Footballland

Mark Davison - Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter - Intern

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