S02 E23 | The Aubameyang Boomerang, Full Ham & The Faillercoaster

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Greetings Footballlanders!

It took us until Episode 23 of season 2 to come up with a casino for Footballland. What have we called it? The Tony Cascacasino. The great news is that you're all invited to gamble there to your hearts' content. And if you're fortunate enough to be the last person into the park on any given day, you get to play our special new game - Full Ham. The rules of the game are quite simple: you must catch three Fulham players and two live pigs that have been let loose in the Tony Cascacasino. What a way to spend your visit at Footballland!

Also this week, one new ride and one new travel agent! The Faillercoaster is a hi-octane rollercoaster that simulates the experience of being not quite good enough to become a professional footballer! Can't wait to almost ride that one!

And in tribute to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang going on holiday to Barcelona and then accidentally becoming a Barcelona player by the end of it, we've set up the Aubameyang Boomerang, where your family go on an excursion to a tourist hotspot and nearly all of you come back!

And remember, if you have an idea for a ride at Footballland, please don't hesitate to let us know. We'll feature every single one!

Warm, professional love,

Anthony Richardson (CEO)

Mark Davision (Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer)

Ryan Baxter (Intern)

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