Episode 121: Hairy Men, Long Shorts, Speedo Movement, Public Pool Issues

Frank The Lunatic ® Rants ©

Summertime -- you know what turns my day into a bad summer day? When I go to a public pool and see these guys with back hair you can braid, chest hair that looks like Santa's beard, and arm hair that you can't tell what color their skin is.

What do people find attractive with that? How can these guys look at themselves with all that frigen unruly hair, and honestly say that they like their appearance?

What's even worse is a hairy-ass guy who wears long-ass board shorts, of honestly, any guy that wears long-ass board shorts.

Why can't they grow a set and express themselves by joining the speedo movement -- why are all of you guys so scared of that?

And you know what is just as scary? Public swimming pools!

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