Ep. 25 Season 1, The Grand Finale (Jurassic Park)

FSBA Podcast

🎉 Welcome to the grand, jaw-dropping season finale of FSBA, where we're dusting off our trusty VHS copies and diving headfirst into the thrilling, dino-filled world of Jurassic Park! 🦖 Grab your popcorn and maybe a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get wildly entertaining!

In this episode, we’ll dissect everything from Dr. Alan Grant's questionable life choices (seriously, who thought bringing kids to an island full of genetically engineered dinosaurs was a good idea?) to the undeniable fact that T-Rex has some serious anger management issues. We’ll also explore the real star of the show: the velociraptors, or as we like to call them, the world's most terrifying feathered chicken nuggets! 🥡💥

Join us as we pull apart the plot holes larger than a dino footprint and speculate wildly about what went wrong with the park's security system—because let’s face it, who thought having a glass door was a good idea with creatures that can open doors like they’re preparing for a five-star dinner? 🥂 Don't worry, we’ll also dish out some of our favorite (and most cringe-worthy) moments from the film that left us laughing, screaming, and questioning our own survival skills.

So tune in for a hilarious journey through the land of prehistoric chaos, where we promise you'll leave with more jokes than knowledge—but let's be real, who actually needs knowledge when you have T-Rex puns? It's the perfect way to wrap up our first season, bringing you all the laughter and nostalgia you never knew you needed. Buckle up, folks—it's going to be a dino-mite ride! 🚀🦕