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Контент предоставлен Geek Daze. Весь контент подкастов, включая эпизоды, графику и описания подкастов, загружается и предоставляется непосредственно компанией Geek Daze или ее партнером по платформе подкастов. Если вы считаете, что кто-то использует вашу работу, защищенную авторским правом, без вашего разрешения, вы можете выполнить процедуру, описанную здесь https://ru.player.fm/legal.
Do you love Star Wars, but find yourself unable to stay up throughout the night to watch all 7 episodes? Are you a huge comic book geek but unable to muster the energy to make the journey to your local convention? Do you feel like a lazy sack of shit who just doesn’t seem to have the capacity to get his ass off the couch? Well it might not be your fault! Maybe it’s time to get your geektostorone tested today. As someone suffering from low geektostorone levels you may find it hard to make it to free comic book day, even though the comic books are free! With low geektostorone you may even think it is okay to wait for the newest Marvel movie to come out on Netflix, which is absolutely unacceptable. While the cause of low geektostorone is unknown, it may be related to high levels of employment, dedicated marriages, and there are studied indicating that having children may effect your levels of geektostorone more than previously believed. But you’re not alone, over 20 millions American suffer quietly as those around them geek out without refrain about the most inane bullshit. From pogs to beanie babies, silly bands to fidget spinners the fads just seems to pass by those with low geektostorone. After years of research and the combined knowledge of geekxperts world wide, GBN has formulated the cure for low geektostorone and that cure is Geekterol. Side effects may include less appeal to the opposite sex, headaches, erectile disfunction, hallucinations from lack of sleep, and nausea. Talk to your doctor today! Sleepwalking and eating or driving while not fully awake with memory loss of the event as well as abnormal behavior like being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation and hallucinations may occur. Allergic reactions such as shortness of breath and swelling of your tongue and the throat may occur and in rare cases may be fatal.
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Manage episode 182906228 series 1361215
Контент предоставлен Geek Daze. Весь контент подкастов, включая эпизоды, графику и описания подкастов, загружается и предоставляется непосредственно компанией Geek Daze или ее партнером по платформе подкастов. Если вы считаете, что кто-то использует вашу работу, защищенную авторским правом, без вашего разрешения, вы можете выполнить процедуру, описанную здесь https://ru.player.fm/legal.
Do you love Star Wars, but find yourself unable to stay up throughout the night to watch all 7 episodes? Are you a huge comic book geek but unable to muster the energy to make the journey to your local convention? Do you feel like a lazy sack of shit who just doesn’t seem to have the capacity to get his ass off the couch? Well it might not be your fault! Maybe it’s time to get your geektostorone tested today. As someone suffering from low geektostorone levels you may find it hard to make it to free comic book day, even though the comic books are free! With low geektostorone you may even think it is okay to wait for the newest Marvel movie to come out on Netflix, which is absolutely unacceptable. While the cause of low geektostorone is unknown, it may be related to high levels of employment, dedicated marriages, and there are studied indicating that having children may effect your levels of geektostorone more than previously believed. But you’re not alone, over 20 millions American suffer quietly as those around them geek out without refrain about the most inane bullshit. From pogs to beanie babies, silly bands to fidget spinners the fads just seems to pass by those with low geektostorone. After years of research and the combined knowledge of geekxperts world wide, GBN has formulated the cure for low geektostorone and that cure is Geekterol. Side effects may include less appeal to the opposite sex, headaches, erectile disfunction, hallucinations from lack of sleep, and nausea. Talk to your doctor today! Sleepwalking and eating or driving while not fully awake with memory loss of the event as well as abnormal behavior like being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation and hallucinations may occur. Allergic reactions such as shortness of breath and swelling of your tongue and the throat may occur and in rare cases may be fatal.
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