Krusti Kristi Kuhn The Kum Klown...

My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Hey hey....this joke is all based on true events that occured over the last three years. Bits and pieces cum together all over krusty Kristi's face. She was supposed to be my best friend and wife. She sold me out and herself like a bucket full or shit and Kum. I have never been more betrayed than by her. I hate her for what she did. I don't, aside from the jokes, put any effort into thinking about her because means nothing to me and is a water of everything this world is. She is a uniquely terrible and offensive whore and I wouldn't fuck her or touch her or even want to see her for let's say 300 Billion or more money than Good has. She is essentially dead to me and in due time to the world as well. ((So the photo is from the rehearsal dinner in Idaho. At the time, she was fucking several people and had been cheating on me the entire relationship. She is truly trash and I pray to our Lord of the underworld that you comitt suicide or choke on Kum you Kunt. That brings me to another joke I will record shortly.)) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support