Radioactivity is in the air for you and me & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

What do a fake triplet, a runaway car, a French footballer and a frozen headmaster have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!

This week's episode features Dad of Twins, who made a bold claim in 'Isn't She Lovely, Isn't She Wonderful', telling a stranger he left the 'ugly' triplet at home. Driver Six Seven confessed to 'Slip Sliding Away' after blaming their younger sibling for a car crash that was entirely their own doing. Meanwhile Maria Callus from Middlesbrough finds herself pressed against the chest of a French footballer on a crammed train and, fluent in French, spends the journey secretly listening to his every word. Finally, Dr Boffin recounts a chaotic science experiment in six form he tampered with, after being in the pub at lunch, that resulted a very frozen headmaster.

In the Not For Broadcast Section there's breaking wind in Church, hot-tubbing with colleagues and debating if showering at work is every acceptable. Plus Matt gets very excited over a glowing review signed off with a kiss kiss and the Galentines debate makes yet another appearance.

Expect laughter, awkwardness, and plenty of guilty giggle. Have your own confession - email it to [e-mail]