Scary Hole 168: Farts

Story Hole

Three friends, Roger, Joey, and Brian were sitting around the dinner table discussing a topic that had been on their minds for some time now. Farts. The boys had heard stories of their fathers and grandfathers laughing uncontrollably at some of the most outrageous and loudest farts they had ever heard. The boys, in wonderment, wanted to know more about the history of farts.

Roger was the first to start the conversation. "Hey guys, have you ever heard of the Farting King of England?" he said with a smirk on his face. Joey and Brian shook their heads in disbelief. Roger went on to explain the story. It was said that the King of England in the 16th century had a particularly powerful and loud farting ability. In fact, it was so strong that it was said that he could make the windows rattle and glass shatter from its force.

Joey then chimed in with a story of his own. He had heard of a farting contest in France from a few generations ago. The contest was held between two men who were competing for the title of Farting Champion. The person who could make the loudest fart would win the contest. Joey went on to explain that the contest was so loud that it could be heard from miles away.

Brian then told them of a more modern story. He had heard of a college student in the United States who had broken the world record