Thelma's Bells - CHRISTMAS BONUS

THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES

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Listen, before we go any further here with the war here, I gotta tell ya what happened..

Hey Harve…Harvey…turn that clock off for me please. Thank you.

I got a postcard, see, thought it was Christmas greeting…nope. Putter down at the tax office found out about the skinny chicken, he wants to see me down there.

And speakin’ of clocks, the clock in the horses stomach was way off so I woke up late.

I rush over to the bathroom, I’m lookin’ for my toothbrush. “Moe” is sittin’ on Aunt Ethel’s teeth because the water pipes still ain’t fixed.

I run over to the icebox to grab a hairpin from the Jap box so I could start my car, knocked over the picalilly on the parcel of worms because McKeever’s ring was still stuck on my hand.

I thought I smelled smoke, I turned around, Christmas trees on fire because I left the iron on that mommy sold back to me.

No water, cant put it out. I heard bells out the window, I thought it was the fire department… nope. Maybe is was Santa? Nope.

Thelma…drivin’ by in a good humor truck, eatin’ a popsicle, wavin’ to me.

That is what’s left of the tree.

But here’s the good news, I broke the all time low water bill set by the Collier brothers in 1932

And the best news off all, better than anything else...

THIS is the day our savior was born.

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