The Longest Year

The Laptop Chronicles

This week is the first week of the new year and it's been a long year already! This week, friend of the podcast and homie for life, Norm Regular has blessed the world with his first full length LP available at: NormRegular.bamdcamp.com Buy, download, and play for the world to hear this work of musical art. This week's Porn Clip Of The Week is about Savana Ginger getting tied down as we watch her get touched by a wand (Pornhub: Savana Ginger needs to cum). A lot of new year's resolutions revolve around health and fitness and I talk about how doing planks just might make you cum. For The Laptop Chronicles News, I talk about what the world saw happen on Wednesday. Don't forget to drink water, wash your hands, wear a mask, and eat clean!