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Needlescratch - The OCD and The Driver's Licence
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A quick episode this week. All sorts of talk about thumbs, puffins, brains and Lego.
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Needlescratch - The Wonka and The Monkey Christ
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Two famously bad experiences needlescratched to include their lesser-known happy endings. You think you know these viral stories, but you don't. Unless you do. Then you can skip this episode.
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Needlescratch - The Third Question and The Cannibal
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OOPS! We had lost this early episode due to technical reasons but have now un-lost it. Scary stories abound. Maybe not for the sensitive listener...
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Needlescratch - The Seance and The Diver
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Get out your accordions! We start in France with a corrupt, haunted politician and then we head to New England for a bit of a sea shanty.
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Needlescratch - The Two Body Problem and The Chocolate
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Suspicious substances abound in this episode. We go behind the scenes of a Netflix hit and to a weird village in Brazil.
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Needlescratch - The Gator and The Dad
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More stories about missing loved ones. In typical FPM fashion, the loved ones aren't quite what you expect.
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Needlescratch - The Body & The Fish Farmer
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Two missing husbands today. Both missing for very different reasons.
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Needlescratch - The Hunks of Desire & The Fatal Bromance
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We're confident in saying that this is the only podcast episode ever to feature a sexy pub injury and two dead Frenchmen. Prove us wrong!
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Needlescratch - The Crowbar, The Bottle and The Bushfire
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Lots of short stories this week. Brain damage, dying wishes, a mysterious whale, bad firefighting and even worse pronounciation.
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Needlescratch - The Kidney and The Bank Loan
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A Yorkshirman, a Canadian, a thumb in a can of pop, a flying sandwich, an organ donation reality show and a suspicious bank customer.
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Needlescratch - The Potato and The Leg
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Everything is rotten in today's two stories. Literally.
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Needlescratch - The Treasure Hunt and The Bagel Guy
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Time for two more news stories with a twist. We start with a serious story and then things get ridiculous.
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Needlescratch - The Bad Actor and The Cursed Wall
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We're back...with a twist. And the twist is that our stories this season all have plot twists. They don't necessarily feature Florida Men or Idiots from around the world either. That's probably another twist. Hey ho. Cue the needlescratch...
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Zheng & Zoom: A to Z of Idiots
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Two Chinese idiots ruin a UNESCO Heritage Site and a distinguished career is ruined over Zoom. We also say goodbye as we move on to something else.
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York (New) & Yoga Yarn: A to Z of Idiots
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Shiny artistic poop & a suspected mass killing feature as we try to salvage some stories from one of the officially crap letters of the alphabet.
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X-Rated Xmas & X Marks the Choc: A to Z of Idiots
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Sweet treats abound in an episode that wasn’t supposed to be Xmas themed but one of us missed the brief.
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X for Xmas: A to Z of Idiots
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How fitting. It's Xmas time and we're at the letter X. Two Christmas movies cause holiday confusion and Candian kids turn into dirty Santas.
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Wheelchair Warhol & Wood Wang: A to Z of Idiots
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Art & Nudity! We visit the Louvre to meet a protesting idiot. Then we take a trip to the wilderness as two Aussies get chased by a deer. We also have a great offer on a credit card for some reason.
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Vibrating Violence & Vaulty Towers: A to Z of Idiots
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Theft of a "toy" leaves a man in the doghouse. Bumbling crooks are one step away from the perfect heist.
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Underwear Unsub & Unusual Usernames: A to Z of Idiots
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A robber who is packing heat in more ways than one dons a terrible disguise and we celebrate the idiocy of parents who give their kids terrible names.
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TikTok Tornad’oh & Tattoo Trouble: A to Z of Idiots
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An idiot gets sucked out of a window because she refused to stop filming a tornado. Oh, and a tattoo artist draws a wang on a customer’s back.
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Spoiler Stabbing & Sunshine Shaolin: A to Z of Idiots
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Two bookworms do battle in Antarctica and everybody was kung-fu fighting at a formal occasion on a beach.
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Radio Rage & Raunchy Reverend: A to Z of Idiots
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This week we discuss an on-air spat at the BBC and a man of God who likes to have hired "companions" eat snacks off his body.
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Questionable Quiz & Quayle Quotes: A to Z of Idiots
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A TV gameshow scandal unravels due to the idiocy in our first story. We also revisit a former iVPOTUS...the i is for idiot.
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Pensioner’s Phingers & Pawn Problem: A to Z of Idiots
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A gardening dispute leads to a loss of fingers, but not in the way you'd expect. A video game console gets sold with a special "power up".
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Owls & OnlyFans: A to Z of Idiots
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Our first idiot thinks he’s an owl. Our second idiot involves beans, a bucket and a web cam. One of them is our highest scoring idiot ever!
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Noodle Neighbours & Not-Naughty Nephew: A to Z of Idiots
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This week we start by discussing journalistic idiocy as a reporter asks all the wrong questions about some mystery pasta. We shift gears to explore a stupid lawsuit after a hug goes horribly wrong.
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McOnion & Mayor Marries Monster: A to Z of Idiots
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This week’s stories: A lack of onions leads to a drunk duo trashing a popular fast food restaurant and a Mexican Mayor finds an unusual bride.
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Lazarus & Lemons: A to Z of Idiots
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Liars, losers and life lessons. Bono makes a guest appearance in our L-themed episode featuring a fake funeral and misjudged invisibility.
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Kitchen & Kevin: A to Z of Idiots
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Kevin tells a story about a burglar who will probably wind up as a food blogger and Chris introduces us to Kevin the Idiot. But not the co-host Kevin. He's an idiot too, but you've already met him.
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Javelin Judge & Japanese Joker: A to Z of Idiots
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This week, one of our 'J' themed idiots get skewered at a sporting event while the other sticks parts of his body in people's food at a restaurant. This sort of stuff shouldn't surprise you any more.
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Ice, Ice, iPads & Idiot Identity: A to Z of Idiots
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'I' does indeed stand for idiot in one of our stories this week as a customer service representative gets their revenge. The other story mainly involves ice, but the guys in the story are also idiots. Not a stretch, as that's what this podcast is about.
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Head & HotPocket: A to Z of Idiots
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We're more than halfway through the halfway point of the alphabet. To celebrate, we feature a tragic story about fireworks and a funny story about pastry.
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Guinness Greats & Genital Graffiti: A to Z of Idiots
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This week’s entries into The League are brought to you by the letter G. You’ll hear about dumb Guinness World Record attempts and a guy who draws a world-record amount of wieners in a fit of rage.
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Football Fan Fiasco & Fake Fatality Fax: A to Z of Idiots
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In an episode that has disappointingly few F-Bombs, we’ll also use no F’s in our episode description. This week: a banana wielding TV hooligan gets beat up and a mother loves Costa Rica so much, she doesn’t mind a bit of pretend death.
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Eggs & Explosives: A to Z of Idiots
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Being the crazy rebels that we are, today’s 'E' themed episode, or E-pisode, could easily be episode D or G as it features stories about a Dumb Dad & Grandad’s Grenade. At least we didn’t call it an Explosive Egg-stravaganza. Until now.
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Digger Disaster & Donut DUI: A to Z of Idiots
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Our first 'D' themed idiot this week features construction-equipment inflicted vengence. We follow that up with a domino-effect of criminal hilarity...punctuated with the epic line, "Daddy Needs Gas"!
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Cement & Cheetos: A to Z of Idiots
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In this week's 'C' themed episode: Crazy chaos caused by cement and a criminal caught coz of Cheetos.
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Banana(s): A to Z of Idiots
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For the alphabetically challenged, this is episode 2 of our A to Z of Idiots. Today, both stories accidentally feature bananas. Same topic, very different idiots.
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Ants & Andre: A to Z of Idiots
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We kick off our 26-week long global, alphabetic extravaganza with the letter A, of course. Two stories, one letter, all idiots.
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7.12 - Skim Past That
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It's the end of another season. We go out in style by featuring a Florida Man who uses a prosthetic weiner to try and pass a drug test and another Florida Man who goes into full berserker mode after getting busted messing with a dog.
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7.11 - This Is Making Me Hungry
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Today a former professional wrestler squares up against a Florida Man at a strip club and we meet another Florida Man with a long dong that goes wrong.
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7.10 - The Pizza Episode…More Leftovers from Cheddars
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Fast food, bad mood and semi-automatic pizza.
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7.9 - Apropos of Nothing At All
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Today, a sorta Florida Woman signs her life away and becomes an unwilling star and a Florida Man gets a bullet to the bollocks. We also decide to get twangy.
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7.8 - Even the Cops Are on Word Count
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Our first Floridam Man leads the least exciting police standoff ever. The next Florida Man gives us some terrible dating advice.
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7.7 Leftovers from Cheddar's
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Today we feature a Florida Man police chase that hasn't been as drawn out since the days of OJ. We also meet two bumbling criminals who unwittingly create the Florida Uber Trooper. Chris reviews bad reasons for calling 911. The Podmen have ditched the video calls and are in the same room for a change.…
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7.6 Brethalyze the Horse
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A Florida Dog-Man gets into an argument with a Florida Dog-Dog and the heir to the Walmart fortune decides it’s OK to steal from himself.
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7.5 The Shut Your Door Episode
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Florida Sugar Daddies and Mommas get their day in our first story. A bucket of human bodily fluid gets unleashed in the second story. Chris gets passive aggressive with his list and Kevin gets replaced by a pug.
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7.4 Do Fish Have Skulls?
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This week: A bad haircut for a bad dude equals a bad outcome for a Florida Man. A singing fish attacks a Florida Man’s man. We also visit popular toys over the years.
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Burrito attack! Kid Doctor! Florida Man!
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