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Meek and Ye Shall Find
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We're back in the Nü Testament this meek, I mean week, and it looks like we're going over the Beatitudes. Blessed are the ones who are in need of blessing, for they shall be blessed. Oh, but not on Earth. No they have to suffer through a whole life on Earth first, and then if they've been meek enough, then they can go to heaven, and have a nice afterlife. That's gonna have to be enough. There's just not enough resources on Earth for you to have a little food because Creflo Dollar has to fly to Bali to minister to a massage therapist in a grass hut over the crystal clear waters below. So don't be greedy, be meeky because that's how ya get to heaven apparently. Or by being the pastor guy with all the money because he saved a lot of people, and that's worth rewarding. What did he save them from? Um... Their money? So they could be meek and poor and go to heaven, duh. Bless 'em. Won't you join us, friend?
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