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SH 216: Scooper Saver!
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Контент предоставлен Johny Kielbasa and Johnny Kielbasa. Весь контент подкастов, включая эпизоды, графику и описания подкастов, загружается и предоставляется непосредственно компанией Johny Kielbasa and Johnny Kielbasa или ее партнером по платформе подкастов. Если вы считаете, что кто-то использует вашу работу, защищенную авторским правом, без вашего разрешения, вы можете выполнить процедуру, описанную здесь https://ru.player.fm/legal.
Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein powder every morning. Every evening, the juice makes a hasty exit. This daily habit makes you feel happy and healthy. Write a poem, in the style of Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes describing how you feel." And the result: Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, For I've a tale that's quite renowned. A daily habit, a morning affair, A potion that fills my soul with care. In a realm of greens, a vibrant blend, Cabbage, carrot, celery lend a hand, Beet juice so rich, its color ablaze, A symphony of flavors, my senses amaze. To this concoction, I add a touch, A scoop of protein powder, oh so much. A potent elixir, a mighty brew, A secret to share, between me and you. Every morn, as the sun takes its flight, I consume this potion, pure delight. It courses through me, a radiant stream, Fueling my spirit, like a vibrant dream. With each sip, a burst of energy arises, Like a football team storming the prizes. My body rejuvenates, cells dance and rejoice, An ecstatic symphony, a melodious voice. But alas, as the evening draws near, My joyous juice must make its swift premiere. A hasty exit, like a quarterback's dart, Yet it leaves me feeling light, not torn apart. For this daily ritual, this liquid routine, Makes me feel happy, healthy, and keen. The vegetables' virtues, so divine, Nourish my body, like the finest wine. So, dear friends, let it be known, In my heart, this habit has grown. Cabbage, carrot, celery, beet, With protein powder, my mornings complete. In Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes style, I celebrate health, with a vibrant smile. From sunrise to sunset, this ritual I'll pursue, For in my juice, happiness and wellness ensue! Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical juice-bombs you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks
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Контент предоставлен Johny Kielbasa and Johnny Kielbasa. Весь контент подкастов, включая эпизоды, графику и описания подкастов, загружается и предоставляется непосредственно компанией Johny Kielbasa and Johnny Kielbasa или ее партнером по платформе подкастов. Если вы считаете, что кто-то использует вашу работу, защищенную авторским правом, без вашего разрешения, вы можете выполнить процедуру, описанную здесь https://ru.player.fm/legal.
Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein powder every morning. Every evening, the juice makes a hasty exit. This daily habit makes you feel happy and healthy. Write a poem, in the style of Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes describing how you feel." And the result: Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, For I've a tale that's quite renowned. A daily habit, a morning affair, A potion that fills my soul with care. In a realm of greens, a vibrant blend, Cabbage, carrot, celery lend a hand, Beet juice so rich, its color ablaze, A symphony of flavors, my senses amaze. To this concoction, I add a touch, A scoop of protein powder, oh so much. A potent elixir, a mighty brew, A secret to share, between me and you. Every morn, as the sun takes its flight, I consume this potion, pure delight. It courses through me, a radiant stream, Fueling my spirit, like a vibrant dream. With each sip, a burst of energy arises, Like a football team storming the prizes. My body rejuvenates, cells dance and rejoice, An ecstatic symphony, a melodious voice. But alas, as the evening draws near, My joyous juice must make its swift premiere. A hasty exit, like a quarterback's dart, Yet it leaves me feeling light, not torn apart. For this daily ritual, this liquid routine, Makes me feel happy, healthy, and keen. The vegetables' virtues, so divine, Nourish my body, like the finest wine. So, dear friends, let it be known, In my heart, this habit has grown. Cabbage, carrot, celery, beet, With protein powder, my mornings complete. In Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes style, I celebrate health, with a vibrant smile. From sunrise to sunset, this ritual I'll pursue, For in my juice, happiness and wellness ensue! Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical juice-bombs you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks
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