Two black dudes and they gives all the nerd news. We pride ourselves on service with knowledge of nerd culture old and new. Its delicious gluten full and hypoallergenic its the NERD PLATE!!!! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nerd-plate/support
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Two guys who talk about their interests in life love and other crap.
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Aardvark Avarice is Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Sometimes its straight up stand up. Sometimes it’s sketch comedy. Sometimes it’s fiction and sometimes it’s my life in a cracked nutshell. If you like shower thoughts, dad jokes, bad impressions, worse singing, sus writing, Ryan Reynolds, and Doctor Who, then this is for you. For everyone else, there’s the proverbial lemon you can go suck on. Enjoy!
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Meet Colleen and Talia. A certified 'curd nerd' Colleen loves her cheese and hosting cheese tasting experiences with her company Behind The Rind. Even from a young age, Talia knew there had to be something better than a red delicious out there. Since founding Haykin Family Cider with her husband in 2017, they have been focusing on the stories behind the apples and making single varietal ciders. Pour yourself a glass of cider, prep a cheese plate, and enjoy Colleen and Talia’s adventures in t ...
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22 Ask Gorgon Episode 02
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Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. With pleasure, I would like to welcome back to the podcast, the self-help show Ask Gorgon. Here with his unique and thoughtful insights to your letters is exiled emperor Gorgon the Destroyer, joined now by his new producer, Willie.…
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Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Here we are again with yet another Garbage Plate. In this smorgasbord we cover Geico Customer Service, my personal manliness, a fat caterpillar, the Hulu HIMS conspiracy, the lovely tunes of Ace of Base, Septic Tanks, and a few quips from my 10-year-old son. Enjoy!…
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20 They Can't All Be Winners
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Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. It's true they can't all be winners. Dame Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen have won ever award under the sun, Idris Alba is liquid awesome, and Taylor Swift is - well, Taylor Swift. Yet, they all appeared in the movie Cats. Yeesh. My own crap show was a play called Sticky Buns. Do…
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19 Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
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This is part two and the conclusion of "Aliens Among Us". Will Tamara escape the unrelenting advances of Dan the finance man or will her alien capturer keep her imprisoned until she gives in to its demands - one box of chocolate covered peanuts. Sometimes, aliens just suck. Enjoy!Ryan Robbins
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18 Aliens Among Us (Part 1)
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On a sunny day in Central Park smarmy finance guy Dan attempts to chat up the attractive Tamara, but she's not making it easy. Neither is her little secret. It's alien related if you couldn't tell from the title. Aardvark Avarice presents the fiction story "Aliens Among Us". This is part one of a two-part series. Enjoy.…
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17 The Post-Game Show
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Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. The following is a sketch comedy presentation of a North American Football League post-game show. On field reporter Tugger Macdonald interviews players from the winning team, the Gridiron Goons. Enjoy! 1:35 - Connor "Hondo" Tate 7:05 - Dade Kimble 9:43 - Busby Fienes…
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Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. I just want to say that the mall is where men’s hairstyles go to die. Over a decade ago I made the mistake of getting a haircut at the mall and I've suffered the trauma ever since. Only now do I feel comfortable telling my story. My hope is that others can learn from my experienc…
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15 A Recommendation from Chewbacca
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In this podcast I present letters of recommendation from an ROTC Seargeant, Bill Gates, and the big fuzzball himself, Chewbacca. With corresponding voices, of course. Yes, somewhere in the great slush pile ether, these letters accompanied very fictional resumes and cover letters I wrote to apply for very real jobs. Taxidermist. Pallbearer. CIA Agen…
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If you’ve listened before you know I like to do an occasional episode I call a garbage plate, where I throw together all the ideas that couldn’t fill out a whole episode on their own. This is garbage plate #3 where I discuss things like sneezes, Batman, Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer as Batman, motorboating (the naughty kind), Yo Mama, and my personal Mapl…
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I saw a nondescript white van sitting in front of my office building. Nothing ever good stepped out of a nondescript white van, and nothing ever safe and wholesome happened in a nondescript white van.Ryan Robbins
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For your pleasure, we here at the Aardvark have unearthed a lost recording of the late Sean Connery, God rest his soul. Harking back to his days as Darby O’Gill he gives us his rendition of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer… while showering. Enjoy.Ryan Robbins
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12 Unusual Wiki Sports Articles
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Ah, Wiki, ever the giver of miscellaneous information and filler content for high school research papers. This podcast looks at those unusual Wiki articles devoted to sports, and not just because I’m looking for a filler podcast. I really wanted to do the voices of two eels talking about the sport Conger Cuddling. Who wouldn't. Enjoy.…
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11 Interview with The Evil Genius
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In this episode I interview supervillain, The Evil Genius. He is the two-time winner of the Rapscallion Reader’s Black-Hat award and the readers of Scoundrel Weekly voted him most likely to plunder, pillage and pontificate. The Evil Genius gives us some insight into his past and enlightens us on some of his proudest accomplishments.…
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This podcast is another of my brainless hodge podges. I throw together Nerd ADHD, Nietzsche Dad jokes, my distrust of a middle-aged stoner, the Little Mermaid, an encounter with a Zoomer, and plenty of singing into 19 minutes of gooey yumminess. Enjoy, and don't forget the wet wipes.Ryan Robbins
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09 The Werewolf and the Sociopath (Part 2)
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Join us for the conclusion of The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is Part 2 of a special Halloween series. Cheers!Ryan Robbins
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08 The Werewolf and the Sociopath (Part 1)
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Happy Halloween Aardvarkians. For the next two episodes I will be going off script. In light of the holiday, we are diving into the devilish world of fiction. Aardvark Avarice is proud to present the short story The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is part one. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!Ryan Robbins
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07 - Let’s Corrupt the Youth: 80s Edition
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I suggested I was going to do an episode on corrupting the youth and here we are. Is there any decade more corruptive than the 80s? I think not. If I wasn't a happily married man, I would still have my Like a Virgin poster hanging above my bed - I mean on my wall.Ryan Robbins
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06 - Introducing Gorgon the Destroyer in Ask Gorgon
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We are happy to introduce a new addition to Aardvark Avarice titled Ask Gorgon. Former tyrannical ruler of the planet Turloth, Gorgon the Destroyer, offers his unique advice to any listener with a problem or question. If you would like to Ask Gorgon for advice, please send your questions to info@aardvarkavarice.com.…
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The following is a dramatized reading of a SPAM letter I received in my work email. Enjoy, but don't worry you have not been infected by malware. That itchy rash down around your junk is just Syphilis. I'm sure we have a cure for that by now.Ryan Robbins
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05 - The Way of the Nerd
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I am a nerd. I make know excuses. This is the way. For all of you out there who rock the horn rims, laugh at Apple's no touch policy and crack open that iPhone just because you can, and have submitted a Tron script to Disney for the next sequel, this episode is for you.Ryan Robbins
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04 - Garbage Plate #1
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The Hulk vs John Tesh, Deniece Williams for the soul, 80s D-bags, toilette etiquette, a hopeful Bromance, and plenty of uncomfortable singing. This is what happens when I decide to throw random thoughts and life events into a podcast episode. Enjoy.Ryan Robbins
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03 - Nicolas Cage is a Vampire
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Is he or isn't he? That's the question. As a lover of all things cult, absurdist, and just plain weird, Nicolas Cage tops my list of over the top actors who never fail to entertain. Even in the worst movies ever conceived. "Deadfall" anyone? But, could Nic Cage actually be a vampire? In this episode we will explore that question as well as a dude w…
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Not that I'm a fan of Britney Spears, but "Oops!...I did it again." I made a mistake...again, only this time it was in my apology for the last mistake I made. Let's hope this doesn't become a systemic problem. Anyway, sorry René Auberjonois (RIP), or should I say Constable Odo of the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine. Wherever you are, take solace i…
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At times I will make mistakes during my podcasts and I will have to take time to account for those mistakes. I just didn't think it would happen so soon, or with a reference to a comedian I find about as funny or entertaining as Jar Jar Binks. That would be Ricky Gervais. In fact I'd rather go to a Gungan seminar on prostate health with Jar Jar as …
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"Never apologize, mister, it's a sign of weakness." John Wayne said that in "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon." What side of the coin do you fall on that assertion and if you wanted to imitate John Wayne, but lacked a robust southern drawl, what Harry Potter character's voice would you use instead? Join me as I look at the apology, comedy, and bad impressi…
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01 - Dentist is a Four-Letter Word
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In the pilot episode I dive into that cuddly and loveable rapscallion, the dentist, and the enthralling topic of oral hygiene. Join me as I touch on the evils of fluoride rinse, alien probes - because dentistry and alien probes are undoubtedly linked, and gum love - which is bound to be the next viral sensation.…
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The Redfall Risotto
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Risotto is a northern Italian rice dish cooked with broth until it reaches a creamy consistency. The broth can be derived from meat, fish, or vegetables. Hey guys apologies but CDubb will not be joining us for dinner. So we invited Shogun from the Gubmint Name Podcast to help us out! The guys dive right into the writers strike and whether or not it…
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The Microsoft Macaroons
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Hey guys/gals hims hers and theys all around. We are back with another fantastic episode!! ITs another fun filled episode with questions challenges and all the video game stories you love to hear about but the biggest question today is: Will Microsoft close this deal? Will Bobby Kotick oor Ezra Miller ever be held accountable for their actions. Why…
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The (Jonathon) Majors Meatballs
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WE Back yall and even a broken nose cant stop us from puttin out hits. Today we explore the what if saga that could have been Battlefront 3 or what culd have been an Aliens rpg series ( mostly cuz those games are terrible now) WB is putting out their own Quidditch game instead of putting it into Hogwarts Legacy like they should have annnnnd Jonatho…
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The Star Wars Stir Fry
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Welcome back to another fantastic episode!! Stir Fry - a cooking technique in which ingredients are fried in a small amount of very hot oil while being stirred or tossed in a wok. Today we have something different: Who wins between Rockman and Cdubb with their chosen powers!!! also included Mario Bros Movie is probably pretty good at least that's w…
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The Harry Potter Potluck
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Potluck- a meal or party to which each of the guests contributes a dish. Ingredients List Cdubb gets his honor restored Activision/Blizzard trying they absolute best to fumble this bag Hogwarts DOMINATES February. FInnaly an HBCU we can get behind GO HAMU!! Street Fighter gets revitalized for another movie. ASUS is making a steam deck competitor ( …
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Tears of the Kingdom Preview
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Rockman3K3 talks about the new The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom gameplay footage! Check it out!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nerd-plate/support
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The Power Ranger Pasta Puttanesca
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Pasta Puttanesca is an Italian pasta dish invented in Naples in the mid-20th century and made typically with tomatoes, olive oil, olives, anchovies, chili peppers, capers, and garlic with vermicelli or spaghetti pasta. Ingredient List Question of the Day Pokemon is finally ending here in the States Fortnite's Creative Mode Crime Boss Rockay City Di…
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The Megaman Monkey Bread
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Monkey bread: also known by other names including plucking cake, pull-apart bread, and bubble bread is a soft, sweet, sticky pastry served in the U.S. for breakfast or as a treat. It consists of pieces of soft baked dough sprinkled with cinnamon. Ingredient List RIP Lance Reddick (1:09) Question of the Day (17:39) Phil Spencer and his Marvelous Mic…
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The Hogwarts hors d'oeuvres
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Hors d' oeuvres: any small dish served before a meal, and is also intended to be eaten by hand. Typical hors d'oeuvres include deviled eggs, crostini, shrimp cocktail and stuffed mushrooms, but just about anything can be turned into a bite-sized appetizer. Well guys an gals its finally here after much delay. It's a new episode of the BEST nerd podc…
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The Tenkaichi Teriyaki
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Apologies for the audio guys and gals we didnt realize until the end that we used the wrong mic 🤦🏽♂️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is the archetypal sound of 3 things: 1. The obvious Goku powering up 2. the sound when you stub your toe and nobody is around 3. the sound I made when I found out that Budokai T…
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The Marvel Munchies
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Its a full fledged smorgasbord in this one guys and gals. Brotha H join us again to tell us of the devilish YT man and his dealings in monopolies an holding the black man down, while Rockman goes on about Nintendo ( in Rockman fashion). The only question we gotta ask would you play as OJ Simpson if he was in a fighting game 🤣 find out what we talki…
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The Feige French Bread
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Back at it again guys and gals and this is NOT the last week that Brother H is joining us don't get it twisted! In this episode Kevin Feige realizes that a lot of these marvel shows are mid. I am Legend 2 is coming out and Rockman immediately starts hating ( even though he says he isnt) and so much more including religion games, but you have to lis…
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The Nintendo Nuts
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Are you ready for another episode of The Nerd Plate!? Brother H has teamed up once again with Rockman3K3 to talk about the gaming industry; Rockman3K3 talks about the Nintendo Direct that happened last week, we celebrate the life of David Jolicoeur aka Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul, Brother H talks about the new EA Football game, we talk about the …
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The Nintendo Nuts
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Peace and Blessings! All praise is due to the almighty Allah for allowing us to come to you today and talk about video games that we are so passionate about! In this ep Rockman breaks down the Nintendo Direct and the Honorable Brother H tells us about some new movie trailers and brings terrible news to those who enjoy playing fútbol with their frie…
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Are you ready for another great episode of The Nerd Plate!? Rockman3K3 and Brother H are back to talk about all of the great hot takes in the industry; James Gunn leads DC in a new direction, Knockout City and Rumbleverse gets canceled in a short time, MLB partners with the Negro League for MLB The Show 23, and Ghost Games says Judas will be out in…
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The Roiland Red Beans and Rice
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Grand Risings Pharaohs and Queens Good Fortune upon you on this day for opening yet another wonderful episode of the Nerd Plate! We extend our thanks to brother CDUB for always being ever present in his efforts but today Brother H joins Rockman for this round of exciting gaming news. We say a heartfelt goodbye to a wonderful actress and we celebrat…
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Grand Risings Pharaohs and Queens Good Fortune upon you on this day for opening yet another wonderful episode of the Nerd Plate! We extend our thanks to brother CDUB for always being ever present in his efforts but today Brother H joins Rockman for this round of exciting gaming news. We say a heartfelt goodbye to a wonderful actress and we celebrat…
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The Avengers Apple Pie
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Real quick disclaimer: This was recorded before the Justin Roiland incident and does not reflect the updated situation and climate surrounding the new findings and new evidence that came to light on January 24th, 2023. The Nerd Plate does not condone or endorse domestic violence or domestic abuse. All accused parties are assumed innocent until prov…
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The Avengers Apple Pie
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Real quick disclaimer: This was filmed before the Justin Roiland incident and does not reflect the updated situation and climate surrounding the new findings and new evidence that came to light on January 24th, 2023. The Nerd Plate does not condone or endorse domestic violence or domestic abuse. All accused parties are assumed innocent until proven…
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The Ubisoft Ugali
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We are back for the new year!!! IT'S THE NERD PLATE!!! CDub and Rockman3K3 are back with all of the greatest hot takes of the industry; Ubisoft is going through some things, Sony is still hating on Microsoft, and we talk about all of the games and things we are looking forward to in the new year 2023! IT'S THE NERD PLATE!!! --- Support this podcast…
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The Ubisoft Ungali
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Hey guys and gals we are back for the first lil taste of 2023. We want to wish everyone a prosperous, happy new year! We hope that the basketball of Michael Jeffrey Jordan inspires you to dominate this year like he did the 90s game. Light topics today but Ubisoft cancelling games don't look good but hey there's a real reason somewhere. In other new…
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The 4th Annual Golden Plate Awards
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Here we are . We made it A whole ass 365 days ( 357 technically today) A hole year of gaming has happened and we have talked feverishly about it and for it all to culminate to today Today we celebrate the ups, the downs, the greats, the bads, the mids, the oks, and the wtfs in gaming and we do it our own way. Thank you to all of our loyal fans that…
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The 4th Annual Golden Plate Awards
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Here we are . We made it A whole ass 365 days ( 357 technically today) A hole year of gaming has happened and we have talked feverishly about it and for it all to culminate to today Today we celebrate the ups, the downs, the greats, the bads, the mids, the oks, and the wtfs in gaming and we do it our own way. Thank you to all of our loyal fans that…
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