Limited Appeal - Habitual Urining

Limited Appeal

To begin, Warren asks us to name 5 pairs of words, that if they were anagrams, would work well in a dyslexia joke. Turns out this is a pretty tough assignment when one has limited inspiration. See if you can better our contributions (I'll bet you can), and email us with your suggestions: [e-mail]. Then, in Polish the Bishop, Warren asks us to come up with a word for the near-universal urinal stand-off that occurs when two guys are trying to pee at the urinals in a public toilet. It's unspoken, but you don't want to lose this race, apparently. Unless you're T-bone: he'll stand there for hours to pee in peace, and he doesn't owe anyone. Fuck everybody! John, on the other hand, is a toilet sprinter who knows nothing about the subtle contests that have been going on without his knowledge. Do women have similar contests I wonder, or are they just as sensible as drunk people? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.